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There should be class bans in casual.  About half the games I played were against cool decks - crazy C'Thun decks, people trying to play Priest, greedy N'Zoth Rogues.  The other half are people who have golden Shaman yet have to play face Shaman in casual.  It's not like they're trying to find a play mode free of face Shaman or trying to learn to play a different deck like the rest of us.

Haven't touched ladder for a week, I queue into Wild ...  Surprise !  A secret Paladin.

I manage to come back from Loathed, Dr. 6 and Dr. 7 and all the other crap he played early game, I have full board control with N'Zoth double Sylvanas and a Boom Bot, his board is empty, what can go wrong ?

He plays Yogg fucking Saron with a whopping total of 3 spells played before, guess what he get ?  DOOM!, the spell that summons five 1/1 recruits and Lay on Hands.

Done with ladder for another week.

If Priest is the worst class right now, why are there so many of them. From rank 15 to 5 I've run into around 20 Priests. Most annoying class to play against. Is there like a fanclub devoted to that blond klepto prick or something?

i'm angry at myself over the last 83 days i have managed to check hearthpwn each and everyday even when there was no new content just so i could get the "That's loyalty" achievement but yesterday i forgot to check the site and i lost all my progress and now i just feel salty 

I don't usually bitch about specific cards but man fuck Yogg Saron sometimes. I'm having a pretty good game playing mid-range Priest vs mid-range Mage, we are both making intelligent plays and employing a decently interactive back and forth strategy. It was a good well balanced game, until the Mage drops Yogg Saron. Suddenly my board is dead, my hero is down from 25hp to 1hp and I'm staring at a Huffer that's charging in for lethal. Now it doesn't really matter to me that he won and I lost, wins and losses happen, but god damn it made feel like the entire match was completely a waste. What's the point in wasting time thinking about your plays, trying to figure out the best strategy and then Yogg burst through the wall with his "WILDCARD BITCHES!" routine and tosses everything you've done for the past 20 turns right out the window. It made me feel stupid for even bothering to play the match at all, in the end it was all decided by something that neither player had any control of.

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Quote from reggin_bolas >>

Blizz are such fucking clowns. How exactly is miracle rogue fun and balanced? He has 2 cards left in his deck when I have 16 before lethal. Drawing that much is fucking retarded.

And of course as a priest I have 0 tools to remove his stealthed auctioneer. 

 

 What are you talking about?

auchenai priest + circle of Healing. 2x
Thalnos + Excavated Evil
That would be plenty of removal.

Rogue minions have 4 health.

 

I love token druid, but I lack some of the cards needed for the slower version (the one with fandral, violet teacher and such). So I decided to netdeckan egg druid and keep launching eggs as I always did and enjoyed before.

Funny how suddenly this is a control meta while all the times I went for my control rogue that tends to shit in control decks all the face decks happened, funny indeed.

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Quote from Noob4l1f3 >>

Quote from reggin_bolas >>

Blizz are such fucking clowns. How exactly is miracle rogue fun and balanced? He has 2 cards left in his deck when I have 16 before lethal. Drawing that much is fucking retarded.

And of course as a priest I have 0 tools to remove his stealthed auctioneer. 

 

 What are you talking about?

auchenai priest + circle of Healing. 2x
Thalnos + Excavated Evil
That would be plenty of removal.

Rogue minions have 4 health.

 

 My Nzoth Priest doesn't run circle/auch because it is a minion heavy deck. I do run excavated evil but no priest deck uses Thalnos.

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Quote from Noob4l1f3 >>

Quote from reggin_bolas >>

Blizz are such fucking clowns. How exactly is miracle rogue fun and balanced? He has 2 cards left in his deck when I have 16 before lethal. Drawing that much is fucking retarded.

And of course as a priest I have 0 tools to remove his stealthed auctioneer. 

 

 What are you talking about?

auchenai priest + circle of Healing. 2x
Thalnos + Excavated Evil
That would be plenty of removal.

Rogue minions have 4 health.

 

 My Nzoth Priest doesn't run circle/auch because it is a minion heavy deck. I do run excavated evil but no priest deck uses Thalnos.

Dear community, explain to me how I am suppose to recover from turn 2 coin Tuskar Totemic into the 3/4 followed by turn 3 Tuskarr Totemic into 0/3 Flametongue totem?

Please rush to defend Shaman as a class, it's really amusing.

I can't even begin to fathom how much hate I get when playing freeze mage. Just finished an encounter with Paladin, I was waiting for that 1 frostbolt and boom 23 Damge + 1 spell damage = 28 Damage..... Welp...

I can't even start playing Hearthstone again. And it's not because of lack of interest, it's because the only time I can do that is within public WIFI, that FREAKING TEARS UP CONNECTION ONCE IN 15 MINUTES! And I need to play priest for dailies, and I really tend to play control, not fast&furious cancer face.

I log in to play a few games. Shaman, Shaman, Shaman... FUN FUN FUN

My luck laughs at me, yesterday I decided to craft Vek'lor. I had the dust and hey, C'thun decks can be fun.
1600 dust spent and I and Iput it in my deck and move to the main menu where I see "Hey! I got 100 gold!"
I buy one old gods pack and what do I see as the first card reveals itself?

Twin fekking emperor Vek'lor. Legendary timer reset and 1200 dust in the drains within a 30 second span, yee-haw!

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Im gonna try and get a perm ban now... i fucking feel so disgusted ! I don't even wanna spend another fucking dollar !

 

Fuck you blizzard for making my life miserable !

Quote from MarineKingHS >>

I don't usually bitch about specific cards but man fuck Yogg Saron sometimes. I'm having a pretty good game playing mid-range Priest vs mid-range Mage, we are both making intelligent plays and employing a decently interactive back and forth strategy. It was a good well balanced game, until the Mage drops Yogg Saron. Suddenly my board is dead, my hero is down from 25hp to 1hp and I'm staring at a Huffer that's charging in for lethal. Now it doesn't really matter to me that he won and I lost, wins and losses happen, but god damn it made feel like the entire match was completely a waste. What's the point in wasting time thinking about your plays, trying to figure out the best strategy and then Yogg burst through the wall with his "WILDCARD BITCHES!" routine and tosses everything you've done for the past 20 turns right out the window. It made me feel stupid for even bothering to play the match at all, in the end it was all decided by something that neither player had any control of.

Hearthstone making me feel like it's pay 2 win, even tho i have a bunch of god damn legendaries, still not enough to make a single competitive deck in the new meta, i've always avoided the cheap decks because they are always fucking zoo and it's boring as FUCK.

But hey then i checked some decks and there's actually cheap competitive decks this meta that are not zoo, fucking insane, bless. 

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Quote from MarineKingHS >>

I don't usually bitch about specific cards but man fuck Yogg Saron sometimes. I'm having a pretty good game playing mid-range Priest vs mid-range Mage, we are both making intelligent plays and employing a decently interactive back and forth strategy. It was a good well balanced game, until the Mage drops Yogg Saron. Suddenly my board is dead, my hero is down from 25hp to 1hp and I'm staring at a Huffer that's charging in for lethal. Now it doesn't really matter to me that he won and I lost, wins and losses happen, but god damn it made feel like the entire match was completely a waste. What's the point in wasting time thinking about your plays, trying to figure out the best strategy and then Yogg burst through the wall with his "WILDCARD BITCHES!" routine and tosses everything you've done for the past 20 turns right out the window. It made me feel stupid for even bothering to play the match at all, in the end it was all decided by something that neither player had any control of.

 https://twitter.com/LiquidSavjz/status/720369367586766852
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I did not think it would see competitive plays but now I'm extremely disappointed.
Kolento lost 10.000$ (ten thousands dollars) due to Saron's RNG (CN vs. EU). He was leading the BO5 2-1 then it ended at 2-3 because he lost the 4th game to a ridiculous Yogg Saron. 
Whoever plays it because he thinks it's fun: it isn't. You don't play it competitively because it's fun, you play it because it can steal games without needing any synergy. This is the most Bad Mannered card i've ever seen, and people are often not able to see it because they are 3 year old children.

Fuckin BM'ing face faggot shamans everywhere, what joy do they have after reaching legend? They are way past rank 5000, no way to even get close to 100, and still add you just to tell you how bad you are because you lost to a perfect curve cancer shaman? Like, what the fuck? Congrats blizzard for your balanced game again

Is there anything else than N'zoth Priest in wild who think they are creative because they put every single deathrattle minions in every mana slot ?