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I did not say that. You see me say hand?He pulled it from his deck- as anyone who has played deathloard knows noobtube. 

 as anyone who have played unstable knows it doesn't put it in the deck, but in the hand noobtube

trying to do my daily is becoming a chore.

N'zoth Pally has a stupid amount of healing....

I had him on the ropes for probably 6 turns.....but heal/heal/heal draw cards... and me? I have a board full of patrons (after he already conserctaed and played one pyro equality combo) for about 3 turns and the turn AFTER he draws his second wild pyro equality clear, I draw my first battle rage.......

He never did draw tirion, but I think I must have done about 50 damage to him and controlled the board until he dropped n'zoth at the end...

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I did not say that. You see me say hand?He pulled it from his deck- as anyone who has played deathloard knows noobtube. 

 as anyone who have played unstable knows it doesn't put it in the deck, but in the hand noobtube

 I don't think that is what he is saying. Looking at his first post, it said that:

1) Opponent got Antonidas from eSportal

then

2) Opponent got Antonidas on the board from poster's Deathlord

Man, my favourite type of deck is control but all I face is aggro in the trash tier ranks I play at. Hard to enjoy this game sometimes.

Somehow managed to score 0 wins in the last arena run.

Opened the pack, a legendary!

Flipped it, Boogeymonster.

/ragequit

Damn priests, can't keep their filthy little paws of off other player's minions. Entomb and mind control sucks  big time. 

I'm so fuckin fed up with these regular unluck spikes that barely anyone has except me.. I play for a while, getting a decent progress with around 70% winrate, then bam, lose all the progress by losing 10-12 games in a row for no particular fuckin reason at all. I play exactly the same way, I barely make mistakes, but I get so ridiculously unlucky while the opponents have the perfect hands, it's just not possible. The BMing kids even misplay so obviously, play horrible, yet I cannot punish them at all..
I'm watching a lot of streams, they never ever get this unlucky, and when they do for 1 game, they whine so much while this shit happens to me constantly.

I finally enjoyed the game after a long time by playing malygos rogue, but after a while, let's just throw only face shamans in your face with perfect curves.. switched class? Let's not queue any more shamans against you! Disgusting..

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Man, my favourite type of deck is control but all I face is aggro in the trash tier ranks I play at. Hard to enjoy this game sometimes.

I wish I didn't enjoy playing Priest.  It's so goddamned bad in the current meta it's a joke.

you goddamned whiners wanna talk about "poor me, rng beat me, pls fix blizzard!!!!" boo fucking hoo.  try playing priest.  you LOSE most of your games because of bad draws and not top decking your removals, not because some cunt outplayed you play dropping azure drake on turn 5 (as if he was going to fucking play anything else and drake was a conscious decision to "play around" priest removals). 

goddamn i hate priest.

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you goddamned whiners wanna talk about "poor me, rng beat me, pls fix blizzard!!!!" boo fucking hoo.  try playing priest.  you LOSE most of your games because of bad draws and not top decking your removals, not because some cunt outplayed you play dropping azure drake on turn 5 (as if he was going to fucking play anything else and drake was a conscious decision to "play around" priest removals). 

 

goddamn i hate priest.

So I'm playing ladder against a shaman. Everything seems to be going okay. I'm sitting at 30 health with control of the board, while he's on the ropes with 13 health. I'm pretty confident I'm gonna win.

Then out of nowhere, this asshole plays Leeroy, Rockbiter, Windfury, Faceless Manipulator. I'm dead from 30 to 0 in one turn.

Why the fuck is this kind of shit allowed?

Hand vomit zoo is an asshole deck for asshole players who suck at the game.  Have a nice day.

Someone played that deck against Thijs in the Europe Spring Preliminary over the weekend. It never won a game, I'm surprised it inspired someone to copy it. The full combo has 48 damage, so maybe your opponent kept running into control warriors with a lot of armor and wanted to pull off a crazy OTK...

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you goddamned whiners wanna talk about "poor me, rng beat me, pls fix blizzard!!!!" boo fucking hoo.  try playing priest.  you LOSE most of your games because of bad draws and not top decking your removals, not because some cunt outplayed you play dropping azure drake on turn 5 (as if he was going to fucking play anything else and drake was a conscious decision to "play around" priest removals). 

 

goddamn i hate priest.

All hearthstoners hate priest class because they like steal cards and spells. Very bad class. 

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you goddamned whiners wanna talk about "poor me, rng beat me, pls fix blizzard!!!!" boo fucking hoo.  try playing priest.  you LOSE most of your games because of bad draws and not top decking your removals, not because some cunt outplayed you play dropping azure drake on turn 5 (as if he was going to fucking play anything else and drake was a conscious decision to "play around" priest removals). 

 

goddamn i hate priest.

All hearthstoners hate priest class because they like steal cards and spells. Very bad class. 

 priest is the gdodamnend worst class in hearthstone.  yo uare FORCED into having multiple single target removals at every turn and i fyou dont' well fuck you, just los the damned game.

just versed a warrior. 2 alexstraza champions, 2 blood of ichor, 2 executes, 2 blackwing corruptors and a fiery war axe with an azure drake in his hand all the way. cleared everything I put down on curve then top decked his grommash on curve to finish the game. I've never drawn like that. never.

Controll paladin is for sick sociopathic time wasting scumbags.  Proof positive that this game is intended flirt no purpose other than to cause it's layers to feel like they are wasting their time.  

I don't blame people for playing zoolock and shaman when this time wasting garbage infested the game.