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Who the fuck decided to give priest 5 mana 4/5 heal 5 and 5 mana 6/5 heal 10... My win rate against priest after the release of WotOG has been maybe 10%...

Priest seems to be the new counter to aggro and freeze mage

E: Also all these fucking C'thun cards that have the best possible stats for their mana cost.

I just dropped rank 11 from rank 7 fml i hate this game 

I have come to find that I will eventually start doing poorly with a certain deck for whatever reason, usually bad draws/mulligans/RNG... So I'll switch to another.  Then I immediately face off against a deck like the one I just stopped playing. My hand is usually garbage, theirs is usually great, and it's usually game over.  Not a big deal, just kinda seems like the world is against you at that point.  

Mark my words. Cthun/nzoth Rogue is the new cancer.

All the control war players, you can go fuck yourself you fucking skilless tank upping cocksuckers. Too bad handlock is not viable anymore so I can fuck your skilless asses up.

I need help to win against these mages, how do you counter mana wyrm turn 1 turn 2 frost bolt whatever i play turn 3 play the new spell damage minion and deals four damage to my 3 drop? I have tried to play mage myself but havn't gotten my mana wyrm ones in my 5 games (and still counting). OR what about those warrior getting shield slam and both executes in his first 13 cards. or brawling 6 against his 1 minion and losing... or getting baron geddon of golden monkey as the last card in his deck. Flame jugglers also seems to hate me hitting face even when they have 6 minions with 1 health on board. 

How fucking hard can it be to get past rank 5 against all these noobs 

I just opened my 35th WoG pack today... Result: 

33 Rare's 

2 Epics

0 Legendarys

Thanks Blizz

I opened 64 WOTOG packs on release day. In the end all I got was a golden FORBIDDEN FLAME (dusted) and only 1 DAMN LEGEND PRINCESS HUHURAN whereas my friend opened a ragnaros lightlord I'm first pack and in total got 4 legends (2 golden) from his 63 packs. Man my life sucks

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Quote from TuplaKettu >>

Who the fuck decided to give priest 5 mana 4/5 heal 5 and 5 mana 6/5 heal 10... My win rate against priest after the release of WotOG has been maybe 10%...

Priest seems to be the new counter to aggro and freeze mage

E: Also all these fucking C'thun cards that have the best possible stats for their mana cost.

 Are you kidding me? I destroy C'Thun priest with my freeze mage, regardless of the broken heal 10. 

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Quote from sigvah >>

I need help to win against these mages, how do you counter mana wyrm turn 1 turn 2 frost bolt whatever i play turn 3 play the new spell damage minion and deals four damage to my 3 drop? I have tried to play mage myself but havn't gotten my mana wyrm ones in my 5 games (and still counting). OR what about those warrior getting shield slam and both executes in his first 13 cards. or brawling 6 against his 1 minion and losing... or getting baron geddon of golden monkey as the last card in his deck. Flame jugglers also seems to hate me hitting face even when they have 6 minions with 1 health on board. 

How fucking hard can it be to get past rank 5 against all these noobs 

 For starters, do not play a minion on turn 2. Then they are forced to either a) waste a key removal card like frostbolt on your face.

Or b) simply ping and give you more time since you will not take as much damage.

Secondly, against mages it is futile to fight with early minions. Since they do not have a proactive play like Unstable Portal anymore, they really struggle with plays on an empty board.

Keep in mind what they can do with and without Sorcerer's Apprentice and play around it.

If you can deny their sorc app and then overwhelm them in one turn by putting more stuff on the board than they can remove, it will enable you to kill the wyrm and start racing.

If  however you give them one minion a turn to remove, then the wyrm will kill you.

Quote from twitchy >>

I just opened my 35th WoG pack today... Result: 

33 Rare's 

2 Epics

0 Legendarys

Thanks Blizz

Have to admit, a rogue with Gadgetzan Auctioneer running through his deck while I watch is f*cking annoying.

SERIOUSLY RANKED IS NOTHING BUT FUCKING FACE SHAMAN. FUCK FLAMEWREATH FACELESS FUCKING

u have a fucking brain that can think so fucking stop using a deck that even a brainless fuck can use.

and for fuck sake u want play face? then STOP COMING TO RANKED YOU FUCKS

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Quote from twitchy >>

I just opened my 35th WoG pack today... Result: 

33 Rare's 

2 Epics

0 Legendarys

Thanks Blizz

 Wow, I'm never complaining about my packs again.

This is a message to the genius who came up with flamewreathed faceless:

DO NOT INTRODUCE A 7/7 TO WHICH THE BEST RESPONSE IS A MOTHERF#$#@%&* AZURE DRAKE

IF WE WANTED 7/7 QUICKER, DRUID OF THE FANG WOULD BE PLAYABLE

SO THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK TO ADD STATS THAT DON'T EVEN MATCH THE OVERLOAD COST COMBINED WITH THE MANA COST, THINK TWICE!

-Funkee

Seven games, five Hand-vomit-lock.  So fascinating to have to play Face Shaman or one of the two classes left with decent board clears, since those all rotated out or got nerfed while they cater to this garbage with more synergistic cards. 

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This is a message to the genius who came up with flamewreathed faceless:

DO NOT INTRODUCE A 7/7 TO WHICH THE BEST RESPONSE IS A MOTHERF#$#@%&* AZURE DRAKE

IF WE WANTED 7/7 QUICKER, DRUID OF THE FANG WOULD BE PLAYABLE

SO THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK TO ADD STATS THAT DON'T EVEN MATCH THE OVERLOAD COST COMBINED WITH THE MANA COST, THINK TWICE!

-Funkee

I have played against an awful lot of decks since I started palying hearthstone. Some were really pleasing to play against, others did'nt matter me at all, many of them have proven to be really annoying... but Worgen Warrior still proves to be one of the very worst for me. Whenever I see one is... stall, stall, stall, retard worgen, Charge, Inner Rage, whatever else, fuck this game, GG.

Who thought giving Charge to a class so Enrage friendly and with all these attack buffs was OK? Who was the moron, Brode, Dodds, Woo, who?

Just something therapeutic for all of us salty people. Listen to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYpz3abAk98  while watching a friend play Miracle Rogue. Guaranteed cure...UNLESS YOU LOST TO MIRACLE ROGUE.