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Quote from MvonTzeskagrad >>

Webspinner brawl is so fun... almost as fun as being force fed with your own dick bathed in sperm by Daesh terrorists that buttfuck you all at once, that is.

So since WoG i tried out different control decks with different classes and legendarys (C'Thun, N'Zoth etc.) and the games took like 10-20 mins each and I was still loosing sometimes even when it seemed like a sure win. My opponents just had too much time to pull off some bullshit last second. 

Then I switch to Aggro Shaman. From Rank 17 to 10 in 2 hrs. This game just wants me to play aggro. The only control deck that worked a little bit is N'Zoth Paladin but the games take twice as much time or even more, so not worth it :/

Quote from Lajko >>

please! can someone tell me why a person would consider playing a CONTROL-deck? i dont see the real "fun" potential there. its not smaking face or overwhelming your opponent. its just waiting and removing. despite that you are winning, what is the reason to play it?

and why taking the time for it? the games will last very long!

in my opinion every fckn cancer-aggro-deck is more fun than this.

I'm getting sick of this new trend mages are following in arena, where they pick up frost nova's and blizzards. I've been cheesed out of so many games lately because the mage double board freezes two turns in a row, just enough for them to lethal me with spells to the face. Nothing like losing the game where you have a huge board, and the mage has like 1 or 2 shitty little minions, and they just repeatedly freeze stall until they get you into fireball range.

The ammount of pathetism on hearthstone is too damn high.

Like: "For the Holy Light, you killed my murloc!" "For the Holy Knight, you played Fan of Knives!" "Got you down to 6 health by turn 6, greetings, friend!"

And of course, when I was going to play against a Renounce warlock, my hearthstone froze with no reason (the internet was absolutely fine).

The fact that I lost against all said fucktards makes all that even worse. I almost miss Rexxar, whenever I faced them they at least used to have the decency to just shut the fuck up and play their SMOrc without ading insult to injury.

Quote from Daedalos1337 >>

Yogg-Saron is the most bullshit piece of RNG cancer card.

Thanks Bli$$ard. For including anothew way to ruin a good game.

Doesnt matter how good you play and how skillful, NOPE.. your opponnent can just play this cancerous piece of shit card 

and win by some ridiculous RNG

 

FucK YOU

Quote from Lajko >>

please! can someone tell me why a person would consider playing a CONTROL-deck? i dont see the real "fun" potential there. its not smaking face or overwhelming your opponent. its just waiting and removing. despite that you are winning, what is the reason to play it?

and why taking the time for it? the games will last very long!

in my opinion every fckn cancer-aggro-deck is more fun than this.

Quote from Hitchhikerdave >>

This almost made me punch the screen:

Grinding gold for a pack, then call it a day. Have 90 already, need ten more, one win from the goal. 6 loses in the row. 

Next game shaman. Good balanced game. He has 6 health, and bunch of minions that would kill me the next turn. I have 5/6 minion, attack the face, has 1 health. Play 12/12 Cthun,need just 1 damage to face and gg. Cthun dealt all the damage to the minions, distributed so nicely that he can still kill me next turn. 

U focking wot mate? 

Feel like being analy violated by tentacles. GG. Salt - 100%

how are you supposed to win when you don't draw well (which is like 80% of games)??

edit: also how the hell do you win with patron warrior?  i'm convinced this is a deck that has no shot whatsoever.

According to statistics I've just experienced, atleast 50% of you play aggro shaman. Really? Is this what you enjoy? Putting absolutely no thought into the game and just swarming the board with minions and going face? Stop ruining the game for others.

I mean GOD. DAMN.  patron is terrible.

Goddamn C'Thun topdick that kills me instead of my minions on board. That is all.

Well, unless you are fatigue warrior, then you are the same braindead, but with Armor instead of SMOrc.

But to be honest I'm having a lot greater times vs fatigue warriors recently than face decks, so not complaining that much at the moment.

After the disappointment last week when my first orange glow in WotoG turned out to be The Boogeymonster, I was hoping that my second orange glow would actually be something playable.

Nat, The Darkfisher.

Now I'm just going to make a worst cards deck with those guys, Bolf, etc. just for laughs.

Quote from Dev >>

I don't really know what's going on in those last 2 days.
i was rank 7, all going smooth, then suddenly, those 2 days were the disaster fiesta and, with the same deck and against same deck/meta as usual, i dropped to 10.
Don't really know wtf is going on but i'm in panic mode now. 
Don't know if it's just bad luck, my deck doesn't work anymore or what 

Quote from JADUB >>

An arena pally, that draws (all?) three secrets of her deck with Mysterious Challenger T6. One turn later, Sylvanas Windrunner. Top it off with a coin Soggoth the Slitherer T8 into T9 Stormwind Champion. Oh well, no shame in losing to that I guess, but feels really unfair.

Currently playing arena against 'Trump'. This faggot waits until rope to play his move. Every time. Cocksucker.

Well, I don't know why anyone would play Yogg. Its basically 50:50 whether it'll go your way or not. 50:50 is just a flip of the coin, so many better options.

Quote from Greetoko >>

Well, I don't know why anyone would play Yogg. Its basically 50:50 whether it'll go your way or not. 50:50 is just a flip of the coin, so many better options.

20 games, 10 zoolocks with perfect 1-2-3-4 start, 5 c'thun priests with 1-2-3-4-5 starts, faceshamans with 2 1-drops and 2 2-drops going second.  New meta = cancer old meta + cancer very old meta(zoo). Great game.