Hearthpwn

Fuck Goblin Blastmage, i always lost by this fucking card.

First I'm on a 2-1 arenarun when i meet the guy who wrecks my life with deathwing and then topdecks ragnaros.... Gaaah, then when im finally having some luck, score is 9-2 (personal best :P), match is actually looking okay, wouldn't say I'm behind... Then this mage decides to pull a kel thuzad from his unstable portal and completely take away my will to live... Can i have some cheese for my whine please?! =D

I thought to myself, why not play a  short late night ladder session (now it's 2am, I started at 1:30 or something). Worst. Idea. Ever. 100% scum decks. And only the scummiest of scum decks.

I'm kinda new to HS, barely got my 120ish win. Usually i play a mech Shammy, Demon Lock or Oil Rogue. I did it pretty well from 25 to 15ish. I know it's low but it was kinda nice to me.. But then.. I just started losing, lost like 10 games in a row. Now i'm back @ 19 and i can't go up again :( WTB Skill

Just played against priest and it had to be the most annoying game I've ever experienced.  With the exception of a Dark Cultist, the entire game was spent playing against my own deck.  Shadow Madness took Haunted Creeper, helped clear one of my other creatures, and got the spider tokens for the priest instead.  Thoughtsteal got a Feral Spirit plus another card that never had to played.  Cabal Shadow Priest took Harvest Golem.  Mind Games got a Fire Elemental.  Mind Control took Argent Commander to kill both it and an Azure Drake.  Do priest cards suck so badly that they have to spend the game playing with their opponent's deck instead, is that it?  Maybe it's just me, but it's really frustrating trying to fight an opponent who's playing 1/3 of my deck in addition to their own 30.

how do u create a thread. BTW i know this is off topic but help!!!!

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In beta it was actually worse mind vision actually took a card away from your opponents hand and put it into your hand.

Wow.  That sounds like an absolute nightmare.  Good thing they figured out that was an unfun idea.

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how do u create a thread. BTW i know this is off topic but help!!!!

There you go

Listen up noobs--here are the secrets to playing constructed Hearthstone and climbing away from rank 20 in this meta:

Option A  (win more than 50% of games)

Choose this option if you have moderate personality defects (you are a boring person or bit of a prick), if you are slightly to moderately retarded, or you are a bit salty and sick of loss streaks.

• You must play a netdecked build of either Mech Mage or any Druid with the FoN/roar combo.
• You must not make ANY changes to the deck build.
• IF you really feel the need to change something, the only changes allowable are to add Dr Boom if not already present, or Big Game Hunter.
• You must have all required cards for the decks, so buy packs if you don't.

Just muligan for your low drops, smash face, clear anything that looks half dangerous, and wait for your blastmage/ fireballs or combo. You will be very bored after about the 5th game, but you can entertain yourself by surfing the net while burning rope and pretending to "think" and/or by endlessly bad mannering your opponent until they concede or lose. Grind away and you will level up.

If your mental retardation is only mild, you can consider Paladin with Muster/QuarterMaster, or Oil Rogue in this category too. Just be sure not to vary the build away from the standard.

Frequently changing between these four decks is known to the pros as "adapting to the meta."

Option B ( win roughly 50% of games)

Choose this option if you have huge personality defects (you are a complete cunt), if you are heavily retarded, or if you are mega, mega salty and just want to inflict misery on your opponent because, fuck it, if you can't best 'em,  at lest you can fucking troll them.

Build face hunter and smash face. Or build zoo and smash face. Or build any kind of priest deck and "steal and stall. (Inner fire combos optional but recommended) " You're not going to advance very quickly but win streaks will let you level up a bit. You will have fequent opportunity for turn 5 wins, sarcasm, gloating, bad mannering and rope burning, which is where all the real fun in the game is anyway.

Frequently changing between these three decks is known to spotty-faced virgins as "fucking hilarious"

Option C ( win less than 50% of games)

Choose this option if you like to lose or have too much self-respect to pick option A or B.

Build any sort of deck you like. It really doesn't matter what or how you play because you will face mainly Mech Mage, Druid with Trees+roar, Oil Rogue, face Hunter, troll Priest, or occasionally Zoo. You can't build a deck to counter all of these, so you are going to lose more than you win.

Frequently tinkering with decks in this category is known as "futile."

See. Simple really.

- Salty McSaltsalt

dafuq blizzard. da - fuq. Because late night / early morning seemed to be scum pure I switched to priest. All I faced after that was priest, druid, slow secret mage and paladin. 1 single hunter. 

Hahahah this game is fucking  broken is not because  of what the retards play

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I thought to myself, why not play a  short late night ladder session (now it's 2am, I started at 1:30 or something). Worst. Idea. Ever. 100% scum decks. And only the scummiest of scum decks.

Hahaha I remember  when i was yang I played  games whit cards face to face in the park hahah very happy  moments

Anybody else rank up super close to legend, then lose like 10 in a row? If not it's stressful and annoying af.

Last season i was rank 2 and it fell to shit. lol, this season i've hardly played ranked. May try for a late season face hunter push though ;D

The thing that pisses me off the most is that when you go on a lose streak, its never close games. Its every single game you draw like shit, and your opponent gets the god hand, every god damn game until blizz decides your bad luck streak should be over. 

Wahoo, 5 losses in a row absolutely none of them even close to winnable. Its too bad I'm poor and only have a tablet or I'd play something else.

Yeah I'd just like to say fuck everyone on earth who plays shithead freeze mage, literally uninstall the game you are all worthless, thanks for wasting everyone's time with this pathetic deck.

Or watching the quality play of a face hunter. Everything they do is almost direct damage, there is little interaction between you and him.

Dear Diary,

Today RNG screwed me in the ass again. After 2 Unstable portals and 15 turns later I was faced with a Malganis, a Loatheb and no Mind Control. After killing the Loatheb, the Duplicate triggered, and after i dealt with the 3 loathebs and 1 Malganis. Guess what - it had another Lotheb ANOTHER LOATHEB.

And I still don't have my mind control. (T.T)

SCREW THIS WORLD,

DALEKSECOND#1332

What pisses me off like crazy is not loosing, but those people who seem to be undecisive to the very last. For example:

• Golden Hero hovers over his cards to the very last second until he decides, how to mulligan. I mean, you have more than 500 wins with this hero (approx. 700 to 900 games). There are 3 or 4 cards to choose from. What do you have to think about at this level of experience?
• Opponent attacked, spent all his mana and has no cards in hand. Now he proceeds to hover over every single minion and hero portrait. What the f*** are you doing? Are the numbers too small for you to see???
• Opponent has an obvious killing blow in hand but is "thinking" about what to do, hovering over his minions, targeting my minions and so on. Have you ever learned how to add numbers from 1 to 10? I know it's hard, but you can do it.

Puuh, feeling much better now :D This thread is a gift of the gods :)

FUCKING RETARD HUNTARDS.........

Seriously fuck this bunch of no brain double huffer idiots. Its always the same, one turn more and its over for them but hey lets get a low mana beast topdeck and kill command, hero power his ass. 

Good thing I usually stop playing after 3 tards in a row and collect myself afterwards.