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You realize there is a gold cup for reporting 50 times right?  

I play Deathlord [/card] , he, as a mage, plays [card]summoning portal. Plays a Spellslinger from it. My spell is poison, and I'm a priest. His spell is [card]Shadow Word : Pain. He casts it on myDeathlord. Deathrattle summonsEmperor Thaurissan. I have no removal. Lost 3 turns later.

Oh btw in Randomonium something terribly awful happened to me. I had a 10+ loss streak... one of my losses was : I'm at full health, ice block in hand, sylvannas, healing, silence, I'm boss, finally a win.

I play summoning portal into a camel, even though I'm the mage and he's the hunter. Camel summons nothing for me, but a leper for him. I play Sylvannas (yay), end turn. He plays : 1 leper, 2 leper, 3 leper (???) gnomes + baron rivendare, fake death :o :o :o :o ;o . I take 18 dmg. I'm thinking : "ok, I have ice block in hand, silence rivendare, etc.". My turn comes. I draw... Flame Leviathan.
What happened next is... well, think about it and you'll laugh.

I am seriously considering doing a Twitch stream for the most unlucky guy in HS.

Check this turn 4 from a HoboLock... I was like... Really!?

SwiftRage: Never concede.

I still lost BTW, MingLee /

farming gold everyday is like a torture..... i cant believe i will have to play 1 more month in this meta.....and still dont understand why they havent made the nerfs yet

need 3 mage victories to complete a quest, i decide to play in casual and play something diferent fron the good old tempo op mage, lets play a secret mage, ok but, Kirin Tor Mage never come, Ethereal Arcanist never come, most secrets never come, and i still manage to win easely by playng mad scientist, flamewanker and cheap early removals and giantic mana wyrms and all the good old tempo style. Sorry buddies, i tried not to be op but mage is so easy to pilot.

Only time secrets helped was whem enemy druid played a Tomb Spider that i Mirror Entityed and killed it, then i Duplicated it, played then and got a Dire Wolf Alpha and a Ironbeak Owl, to later silence his Ironbark Protector and finish him, also smorc smorchishly.

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I play Deathlord [/card] , he, as a mage, plays [card]summoning portal. Plays a Spellslinger from it. My spell is poison, and I'm a priest. His spell is [card]Shadow Word : Pain. He casts it on myDeathlord. Deathrattle summonsEmperor Thaurissan. I have no removal. Lost 3 turns later.

Oh btw in Randomonium something terribly awful happened to me. I had a 10+ loss streak... one of my losses was : I'm at full health, ice block in hand, sylvannas, healing, silence, I'm boss, finally a win.

I play summoning portal into a camel, even though I'm the mage and he's the hunter. Camel summons nothing for me, but a leper for him. I play Sylvannas (yay), end turn. He plays : 1 leper, 2 leper, 3 leper (???) gnomes + baron rivendare, fake death :o :o :o :o ;o . I take 18 dmg. I'm thinking : "ok, I have ice block in hand, silence rivendare, etc.". My turn comes. I draw... Flame Leviathan.
What happened next is... well, think about it and you'll laugh.

I am seriously considering doing a Twitch stream for the most unlucky guy in HS.

Fuck druids and that ramp deck, mega fucking salty here.

I play control priest, a near standard one except I run Earthen Ring Farseer instead of Velen's Chosen

Imagine this scenario: I am on 26 health, a Cabal Shadow Priest, a Earthen Ring Farseer, a Northshire Cleric and a Keeper of the Grove (from the Cabal). Druid is on 14 health, he plays Sylvanas Windrunner and Loatheb (he used Emperor Thaurissan a turn before).

So I used Shadow Word: Death on his Loatheb and leave the other up, hit face and he's on 4. I heal myself to 28.

And then the fucker does Force of Nature and double Savage Roar for 29 damage.

Seriously, Grim Patron deck (the old one) was nerfed for this reason, how come druid is still running rampant for so long?!

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Hey fellas. I come in peace. Just a question.

Will you ever get tired of reporting me for hate speech?

Thank you. Have a nice day.

 Ever wondered why you get reported?

That's because you never, ever learn. You have a habit of wishing for people to die or for wishing a disease on them. You keep using the word "cancer" so easily, but never realize what it might do to other people. I have an aunt who fought bravely against cancer for almost two years, yet she likely won't have more than a few days remaining. And then I'm reading this: 

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 Guys like him will propably die of cancer within the next few years. So let him live with joy his last moments on Earth.

Could you please think for a moment before using words this easily? I admit I may be overreacting, but this is a matter close to me. 

 So because it's personal you have to report me right? Or are you doing it for the Golden Cup?

Come on. At least someone should put it on the rules of this thread. No cancer wishes at anyone at all. 

You know I'm offended as well by the word retard, because I have a brother who is mentally challenged, yet I don't go around reporting people who use this word quite often here. People are here just to let it go. As long as you don't attack someone here it should be alright.

I learned this the hard way, where one of the admins explained me that should I attack someone here I am going to get banned.  However when you just want to relieve your stress without pointing the finger it should be ok.

Come on guys. Why the hell such a thread should exist if you are not allowed to blow off some super hot steam. 

Anyway. I just think you're overreacting here. Or you are all devoted Tempo Mage players. Yeah, that would explain it.

See? I am calm now. I blew off my steam, people saw it, so I'm cool. There's nothing wrong with that.

P.S.: Mages, you're still getting roped to death.

I need to post a mega salty for my last opponent. Was playing reno control mage myself, I didn't know what my opponent was playing at this time. The only card he had played was a Jeweled Scarab. I played my own Jeweled Scarab on turn 5 and had option of Acolyte of Pain, Kirin Tor Mage, and Spellslinger. I avoid card drawing (except for my one Arcane Intellect), and I didn't have any secrets, and I noticed my opponent had 9 cards in hand. Spellslinger it was! I got a Lava Burst. My opponent drew his next card and I watched it burn up... Reno Jackson. Ah, sucks man. He played a Sludge Belcher and The Coin with Cold Blood from the Spellslinger. Once I toasted it with Lava Burst, he conceded. Sorry man ;-/

I don't get it. I've been playing for a long time and I feel like I am a below average player. I play aggro, they are control. I play control and they are aggro. I never have RNG in my favor. I'd hate to see my overall win/loss stats.

FREEZE MAGE PLAYERS

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOUR DECK TAKES ANY ACTUAL SKILL

MAKE FIREBALLS, GO FACE

HOW FUCKING UNCREATIVE AND BRAINLESS

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FREEZE MAGE PLAYERS

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOUR DECK TAKES ANY ACTUAL SKILL

MAKE FIREBALLS, GO FACE

HOW FUCKING UNCREATIVE AND BRAINLESS

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Hey fellas. I come in peace. Just a question.

Will you ever get tired of reporting me for hate speech?

Thank you. Have a nice day.

 Ever wondered why you get reported?

That's because you never, ever learn. You have a habit of wishing for people to die or for wishing a disease on them. You keep using the word "cancer" so easily, but never realize what it might do to other people. I have an aunt who fought bravely against cancer for almost two years, yet she likely won't have more than a few days remaining. And then I'm reading this: 

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 Guys like him will propably die of cancer within the next few years. So let him live with joy his last moments on Earth.

Could you please think for a moment before using words this easily? I admit I may be overreacting, but this is a matter close to me. 

 So because it's personal you have to report me right? Or are you doing it for the Golden Cup?

Come on. At least someone should put it on the rules of this thread. No cancer wishes at anyone at all. 

You know I'm offended as well by the word retard, because I have a brother who is mentally challenged, yet I don't go around reporting people who use this word quite often here. People are here just to let it go. As long as you don't attack someone here it should be alright.

I learned this the hard way, where one of the admins explained me that should I attack someone here I am going to get banned.  However when you just want to relieve your stress without pointing the finger it should be ok.

Come on guys. Why the hell such a thread should exist if you are not allowed to blow off some super hot steam. 

Anyway. I just think you're overreacting here. Or you are all devoted Tempo Mage players. Yeah, that would explain it.

See? I am calm now. I blew off my steam, people saw it, so I'm cool. There's nothing wrong with that.

P.S.: Mages, you're still getting roped to death.

 Do yourself a favor. Ask yourself if what you are typing is within the bounds of normal social interaction with other human beings. If it isn't, tone it the fuck down.

 That's my whole point mate. I'm not pointing threats at anyone here. I'm just salty and I hope this place is the perfect spot to relieve my saltness. I never said, nocontrol1111 get cancer. I'm talking indirectly. This isn't a place of normal social interaction. It is a place for people who want to smash their screen into smithereens, to blow it off of them.

Also as I've said countless times (which suddenly everyone forgets about, yet they remember all my death wishes), this is just a group therapy thread. I'm not going around hearthpwn insulting everyone. I just do it here, where other salty people come to stress out. What's wrong with that? I don't point you. I wish things like these to the guys that were irritating me with their spamming today and I even do it INDIRECTLY. 

You know what offends me here? Your name. Yeah I don't like it for my own reasons. Did I ever report you mate? No. Did I ever report anyone in here even though they write things in vulgar language, aggresive tone and say "get cancer fuckin secret retardins"? No. So why some people here feel offended?

I'll say this again, but I believe that butthurtness level should go down a bit. Remember what this thread is all about guys. Don't forget. If you ever forget, run on page 1 where it is all written.

Stop reporting people in here, just because they unleash evil threats and wishes INDIRECTLY. If they target you or a member of the community DIRECTLY, then report them and I'm with you as well. But don't report people for Hate Speech on this thread. This thread is all about Hate Speech after all and don't try to pretend that it isn't.

Try and show some tolerance. If you don't want to see my threats about death wishes, you are free to block me. But I hate having to aknowledge that I got warned for Hate Speech every time someone is butthurt, in a place where unlike the rest of the site, you should let your hate loose. If anyone here wishes to continue being intolerant, then it's fine. But don't lecture me about social behavior afterwards. 

Shame on me for wishing bad things, but also shame on everyone who fails to see what this thread is about and goes around pretending to be the law.

That's all I had to say mates. I hope I don't get reported again for this comment, because "honesty is painful".

Cheers.

 

 

Would be super nice if Blizzard split up ranked play into categories like: murloc paladin/mill rogue/token druid all into one rank and everyone else with ACTUAL decks into other categories. There's definitely a difference in the skill level required for some decks. Mill rogue is about the easiest deck there is. Coldlight Oracle, Shadowstep it, Gang Up on it...

Lately every stupid thing just fucking irritates me in this game. I play a perfect taunt minion that guarantees my survival. Oh but my opponent top decks a fucking polymorph... jesus christ.

If I have to hear ONE MORE PERSON bitch and complain, ONE MORE TIME, about how "bad emotes" hurt their fragile self-esteem, I'm going to lose it!

I'm salty and sick of it!

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Would be super nice if Blizzard split up ranked play into categories like: murloc paladin/mill rogue/token druid all into one rank and everyone else with ACTUAL decks into other categories. There's definitely a difference in the skill level required for some decks. Mill rogue is about the easiest deck there is. Coldlight Oracle, Shadowstep it, Gang Up on it...

Lately every stupid thing just fucking irritates me in this game. I play a perfect taunt minion that guarantees my survival. Oh but my opponent top decks a fucking polymorph... jesus christ.

Trying to do a daily quest as Shaman. Encounter a BrokeBack who performs a skillful brilliant play, using both Innervates and coin into shredder and aspirant; after I put Zap-o-matic, he REMOVES it with topdecked Wrath, Swipes my Totem Golem, then Loatheb, then FoN to clear the board, and after I comeback onto the board, setup lethal next turn and remove Azure and Lore, he TOPDECKS SR for lethal with BrokeBack combo.

I''m not sure if I ever been that salty because of Heartstone ever in my hours of play, even when I got  losestreak during my first Legend climb.

I know for sure that if this accursed class remains relevant in WoG, I'll run whatever counters it hard, and BM intensively whenever I get lethal against it. This deck is literally worse cancer than Secret Paladin - at least it's over when their board is clear.

In my last Arena game, opponent went:

turn 4 Elise Starseeker

turn 5 Map

turn 6 Golden Monkey

/RAGEQUIT

BM after your win with Kel'Thuzad in Tavern Brawl?