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Playing against Paladin in ranked makes me feel like I'm actually bad at the game. I've been running a renolock list and in my last game, I had 49 points of healing (Brann + Healbot, Reno, and Alex) and I still lost by a huge margin. Its super frustrating to play against Tirion Fordring and if you happen not to have owl in your hand, you might as well concede. And if they Mysterious Challenger and you happen not to have Big Game Hunter to handle the inevitable 9/8, its time to concede. I feel like if I keep losing, then it must be something I am doing wrong, but I honestly have no idea what I could do. I mean, he did 79 (!) damage to me in a single game despite my getting out a huge number of big cards with taunt. :salty:

God fucking dammit. Just can never draw anything I need, ever. Doesn't matter which deck I play, I have a hand full of whatever I don't need against the deck I'm playing, and then next game I need to be drawing that and instead I'm drawing the shit I needed last game.

tl; dr: RNGesus is not my Lord and savior. He is a rat bastard.

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Shut up, troll. Don't act like it's legit to have consistently drops way more mana ahead of their cost on curve without any kind of real card draw. And stop trying to say "Oh, I'm so special because I'm trying to annoy people who are annoyed in the salt thread". Why the hell do YOU think this thread is?

If you can't stand people blaming your so loved deck for being one of the biggest fails in hearthstone's history, you should stop reading.

EDIT: Sorry, s2mickey, my post was for tahladnas. You are'nt trolling people just for the sake of it.

Thanks for the advice. Seems like it could help fix some of my mistakes, like using Demonwrath against Muster, and I guess i don't really understand Sylvanas very well. Warlock with a 5/3 weapon sounds pretty cool. Really helps to know what mistakes I'm making.

lol Troll - lard - ass

Goddammit freeze mages in this brawl -_-

I just played a Secretdin who played T2 Shielded Minibot T3 Shielded Minibot + Secret T4 Blessing of Kings T5 Aldor + HP T6 Mysterious Challenger T7 Dr. Boom T8 Tirion Fordring T9 Lay on Hands ...

T11 he was dead.

<Guldan> Sorry.

Seriously, fuck Secretdins, fuck that OP shitdeck, fuck Mysterious Challenger, fuck noobs who play that shit on Casual only to get schooled by a stupid Zoolock.

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I just played a Secretdin who played T2 Shielded Minibot T3 Shielded Minibot + Secret T4 Blessing of Kings T5 Aldor + HP T6 Mysterious Challenger T7 Dr. Boom T8 Tirion Fordring T9 Lay on Hands ...

T11 he was dead.

<Guldan> Sorry.

Seriously, fuck Secretdins, fuck that OP shitdeck, fuck Mysterious Challenger, fuck noobs who play that shit on Casual only to get schooled by a stupid Zoolock.

I never face CW with any other deck other than my freeze mage. For people who don't understand, the match up is impossible. 

I have the same problem as you, I always face decks that counters my decks. And as soon as I change a deck to counter the opponent (in this case, a CW) I'm facing an a new deck that easily counters my deck again... It's like a bad circle, (smells rigged....:P) 

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Ragnaroses are red

 Indeed they are, my friend. Thanks for that hearty laugh!

 And Violet Teacher are blue

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Ragnaroses are red

 Indeed they are, my friend. Thanks for that hearty laugh!

 And Violet Teacher are blue

 I'm salty as fuck how about you?

Specially if your opponent emotes some "well played" or "sorry" shit right between he press "end turn" and ragnaros hits. It was one of the things I hated most when I played handlock against someone with ragnaros.

From one of my arena runs last night. Yes, ARENA. adjsdjklfgkhqadsdf

SHIELDS UP!!!! R ED ALERT!!!!! 

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From one of my arena runs last night. Yes, ARENA. adjsdjklfgkhqadsdf

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After all those defeats against the secret paladins and aggro decks, with my beloved Renolock, something broke in me. I did something horrible - I switched to face shaman. And its great. 

I have become the cancer, and I'm really, really sorry.

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From one of my arena runs last night. Yes, ARENA. adjsdjklfgkhqadsdf

Just lost a game because my Imp-losion rolled a 2 on a 3 health taunt. I want to throttle whoever was behind the entire shit-show that is Goblins Vs. Gnomes. The RNG-laden, auto-includes like Piloted Shredder, Dr. Boom, Unstable Portal, and Imp-losion, and Crackle, plus the mega buff to Paladin in the form of Shielded Minibot and Muster for Battle. Game would be so much better if that Expansion hadn't happened.