Once again - freeze Mage is a fuck cunt pussy deck for faggots. Get a life - whoever uses these decks is obviously struggling with dating. Losers.
Tell me about it. I just had a rough date with this girl and I immediately had to jump on Hearthstone to go play some Freeze Mage. Really helped calm down my nerves.
Once again - freeze Mage is a fuck cunt pussy deck for faggots. Get a life - whoever uses these decks is obviously struggling with dating. Losers.
Tell me about it. I just had a rough date with this girl and I immediately had to jump on Hearthstone to go play some Freeze Mage. Really helped calm down my nerves.
fuck Boom Bot and its rng… I always only get 1 and 2 while my opponents only get 3 and 4… I'm not even saying it because of tilting :( Blizzard should nerf it at 2 constant damages, it will finally not kill games and punish you for playing big minions instead of playing an aggro deck like everyone.
Priests suck rotten as. Fuck you and your Chicken shit Entomb card. Go fuck yourselves, faggot Priests.
bro.... are u ok? i swear for the past 3-4 days u been actively post ranting about the priest class.... are u sure ur ok? o.O
You obviously haven't been paying attention.
s2mikey complained about Priest, Renolock, Freeze Mage, Tempo Mage, Paladins, Face Shaman, and Face Hunter.
I just think he hates decks in general.
Pretty much. Just sick of the gimicky decks and the OTK's, the "win now" cards, etc, etc. just want to play a good, clean game instead of all this fucking around with looooong games, Bull shit decks that play no minions, etc, etc. waste of my fucking time and its BORING.
I appreciate that Blizzard addressed the aggro problem...but Reno wasn't the best solution, in my opinion. It makes the game drag on sooooooo much, especially from a person that didn't like to or play anything aggro prior. The card is making things even more unenjoyable. Maybe I'm just seeing every match against Reno variants and I'm just jilted, but the card is making the card much less fun to play.
I'll be honest. Control warrior pisses me off. I'm less than excited to play a 25-minute game (which, unsurprisingly, means I hate people who wait to the last minute to take their turns)
Hunter quest, win twice vs Mysterious Cocksuckers than I match up with a Warrior.
Leper Gnome -> Whirlwind
Leper Gnome - 2/1 stealth dude -> Revenge
Animal companion, Misha -> Deathbite
On turn 7 I silence Chilllmaw and drop him to 1, I have 5 minions on board. Brawl -> Chillmaw wins, he armors up.
I win if I topdeck any damage -> nope.
His turn 8 is armor up + Belcher, I still win if I topdeck any direct damage -> nope.
He topdecks Shield Block and sets up lethal. I draw Kill Command.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.......ok next match was another Mysterious Cocksucker, easy win.
After realizing Blizzard will unlikely nerf Secret Paladin due to the massive revenue TGT packs(MC) and Naxx adventure (Avenge) generated, I finally gathered enough courage to stop myself from immersing into this addictive game for a while, at least for tonight that is.
Went to a bar and caught up with one of my best friend whom I kinda neglected while playing HS (I'm sure i'm not the only one out there).
We were so drunk I made a $50 challenge he would ask the lady across the table out on a date which he never had the courage to.
After teaching him a few tricks in skirt chasing and guess what, the girl said ok and I have never seen a drunken man turned sober in a matter of seconds.
What an awesome evening. Waiting for my wife to pick me up while I'm typing this nonsense.
Oh yeah where was I... Blizzard, please nerf Paladin.
Facehunters - Entomb Priest - FreezeMage - CW - Hell, even Secret Paladins ... Naaah' i can live with those.
- BUT YOU MOTHERFUCKING FACE-SHAMAN-POTATO-FUCK-TARDS ... NEXT TIME I SEE ON YOU LADDER, WAIT FOR THE EVERY SINGLE TURN ROPE - YOU MOTHER EFFIN POTATOFARMS OF PURE CANCER!!!
Jesus christ...
Be less of a bitch dude, let shaman have its time to shine.
Sorry - But if you think i even remotely think i care about your opinion - You are nothing but naive.
Go back to your Shaman-Potato-Plays and let the rest of us be salty.
Seriously though, whine more about the meta shifting on its axis. It's clearly the worst possible conceivable thing that a class that has been on the bottom of the worst decks ever is now tier one, seriously. Complain more, you couldn't be more of an idiot. Let shaman have its time to shine.
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People complaining about long matches in Hearthstone.
What's wrong with you? It's really fun (no it's not, sarcasm people) in a CARD game to draw 5 Cards, play only 2 and then concede because the aggro-whatever Derp is in lethal range. Yay. Lets play more games with cards but let them only last for the starting hand draw! Sooo much fun! Wow!
After realizing Blizzard will unlikely nerf Secret Paladin due to the massive revenue TGT packs(MC) and Naxx adventure (Avenge) generated, I finally gathered enough courage to stop myself from immersing into this addictive game for a while, at least for tonight that is.
Went to a bar and caught up with one of my best friend whom I kinda neglected while playing HS (I'm sure i'm not the only one out there).
We were so drunk I made a $50 challenge he would ask the lady across the table out on a date which he never had the courage to.
After teaching him a few tricks in skirt chasing and guess what, the girl said ok and I have never seen a drunken man turned sober in a matter of seconds.
What an awesome evening. Waiting for my wife to pick me up while I'm typing this nonsense.
Oh yeah where was I... Blizzard, please nerf Paladin.
Thank you.
Really neglecting friends over hearthstone? Stay away from World of Warcraft....HS is a very casualfriendly game.
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After realizing Blizzard will unlikely nerf Secret Paladin due to the massive revenue TGT packs(MC) and Naxx adventure (Avenge) generated, I finally gathered enough courage to stop myself from immersing into this addictive game for a while, at least for tonight that is.
Went to a bar and caught up with one of my best friend whom I kinda neglected while playing HS (I'm sure i'm not the only one out there).
We were so drunk I made a $50 challenge he would ask the lady across the table out on a date which he never had the courage to.
After teaching him a few tricks in skirt chasing and guess what, the girl said ok and I have never seen a drunken man turned sober in a matter of seconds.
What an awesome evening. Waiting for my wife to pick me up while I'm typing this nonsense.
Oh yeah where was I... Blizzard, please nerf Paladin.
Thank you.
Really neglecting friends over hearthstone? Stay away from World of Warcraft....HS is a very casualfriendly game.
Yeah, can't see HS ever interfering with my social life, it's a game I play to wind down in the evenings, not play constantly all day every day
I win due to skill and lose due to bad RNG. :D
Guy pops my shredder and I get Nat Pagle. 6 turns later Pagle is still alive and has drawn me precisely 0 cards. WTF?
Priests suck rotten as. Fuck you and your Chicken shit Entomb card. Go fuck yourselves, faggot Priests.
I win due to skill and lose due to bad RNG. :D
"Put your face in the light!" - Tirion Fordring
I really hate playing priest, I want to level warlock, shaman or rogue.. but always fall back to 20 as those.
Not sure if hyped yet.
fuck Boom Bot and its rng… I always only get 1 and 2 while my opponents only get 3 and 4… I'm not even saying it because of tilting :(
Blizzard should nerf it at 2 constant damages, it will finally not kill games and punish you for playing big minions instead of playing an aggro deck like everyone.
THEY NEED TO HAVE 2 LEAGUES IN THIS GAME NOW..
RENO LEAGUE (whatever goal these people hope to achieve, they wont because of the duration of games)
NON RENO LEAGUE
I win due to skill and lose due to bad RNG. :D
I appreciate that Blizzard addressed the aggro problem...but Reno wasn't the best solution, in my opinion. It makes the game drag on sooooooo much, especially from a person that didn't like to or play anything aggro prior. The card is making things even more unenjoyable. Maybe I'm just seeing every match against Reno variants and I'm just jilted, but the card is making the card much less fun to play.
I'll be honest. Control warrior pisses me off. I'm less than excited to play a 25-minute game (which, unsurprisingly, means I hate people who wait to the last minute to take their turns)
Hunter quest, win twice vs Mysterious Cocksuckers than I match up with a Warrior.
Leper Gnome -> Whirlwind
Leper Gnome - 2/1 stealth dude -> Revenge
Animal companion, Misha -> Deathbite
On turn 7 I silence Chilllmaw and drop him to 1, I have 5 minions on board. Brawl -> Chillmaw wins, he armors up.
I win if I topdeck any damage -> nope.
His turn 8 is armor up + Belcher, I still win if I topdeck any direct damage -> nope.
He topdecks Shield Block and sets up lethal. I draw Kill Command.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.......ok next match was another Mysterious Cocksucker, easy win.
After realizing Blizzard will unlikely nerf Secret Paladin due to the massive revenue TGT packs(MC) and Naxx adventure (Avenge) generated, I finally gathered enough courage to stop myself from immersing into this addictive game for a while, at least for tonight that is.
Went to a bar and caught up with one of my best friend whom I kinda neglected while playing HS (I'm sure i'm not the only one out there).
We were so drunk I made a $50 challenge he would ask the lady across the table out on a date which he never had the courage to.
After teaching him a few tricks in skirt chasing and guess what, the girl said ok and I have never seen a drunken man turned sober in a matter of seconds.
What an awesome evening. Waiting for my wife to pick me up while I'm typing this nonsense.
Oh yeah where was I... Blizzard, please nerf Paladin.
Thank you.
You know what really gets on my nerves?
People complaining about long matches in Hearthstone.
What's wrong with you? It's really fun (no it's not, sarcasm people) in a CARD game to draw 5 Cards, play only 2 and then concede because the aggro-whatever Derp is in lethal range. Yay. Lets play more games with cards but let them only last for the starting hand draw! Sooo much fun! Wow!
Strive for constant improvement and achieve your full potential.
Over the weekend I went up against a Mage that made me extremely salty because of how good RNG was for them.
Unstable Portal 1 = Dr Boom.
Unstable Portal 2 = Dr Boom.
Turn 7 = The Dr Boom They placed in the deck. I had to deal with 3 Fn Booms by Turn 7.