Hearthpwn

How sad of a moron you must be to play facetard and zoo in casual?

Just so all you retards have not figured it out. I am passing and letting you kill me.

This actually feels rewarding. Have not played a single card and passing every game. Dragon Priest, Secret Paladin, Facetard, and Zoo in Casual. All I have seen all day.

Rank 10-12 is INFESTED with Secret Pallies. Struggled through them all but most of the time I had to tap on like 4 health to get some salvation. IMO it's not the Dr Six causing problems. ITS THE FUCKING SECRET KEEPERS WHEN THEY SPAM 4 SECRETS IN ONE TURN. (IT happened but I was too in shock to screenshot).

What? You didn't face any Zoolocks? I saw some in the past few days. 

I was one win away from legend but then i got on a loseing streak till i was no star rank 1 and i was sent back too 2 by a double savage roar force of nature that i lived with 4 life then he fucking top decked druid of the claw fucking bullshit man

Might I ask what rank that is? Im at rank 5, and thats all I'm facing

SMOrc Night again on EU. Thanks to all the Rexxar's for the enjoyable BM's, topkek's and ofcourse the Skill Commands to our faces. We welcome you all !

I got this message for 3 times today on the ladder due to DC!!

*FACE STEAM x zillion times!!*

Now where's my chiller box....

Yea I play control warrior to beat all of the aggros, but those damn tempo mages always get me

I seriously need to cooldown everytime I lose to a face hunter, I need to step back and breathe... but it feels so cheap!!

ONE win away from my first legendary rank. get a rogue down to 2 hp and he kills me. Then i win one more game and get back to same position. Its a paladin mirror, i get a horrid draw, and lose. Then i lose 6 times in a row. now battling down at rank 2 again, feeling super depressed. Fuck this shit

Dropped from rank 12 to rank 17 today... This game is a piece of shit.

Cool stuff.

I have completely lost the plot with emotes. The second my oponent sarcastically emotes "I'm sorry" or "well played" I just RAGE and spend the rest of the game roping and endlessly spamming back whatever they said. On the plus side, if you play me without comment, you will enjoy the game. No, I'm not squelching-- I want to know if you are an asshole so I can show you a bigger one.

Yesterday I saw my brother playing with a SMOrc druid against a Christmas Paladin. Uther manages to pull off a 8/8 Secretkeeper by turn 4 (4 secrets, and an Avenge triggered). Who needs handlock when you have uther?

The salt still goes for secret paladin. Apparently did'nt expect my brother's SMOrc druid to have Big Game Hunter xDDDDDDDD

Not a single chance after that.

its so funny to see how all the low rankers are raging how shitty the game is but ont the next day youre still playing the game

guys if you have problem against aggro then play a full defensive control priest with deathlords, and belchers and the aggro problem should be solved if you can play decent and can use your brain (yeah a brain is required in hearthstone) then you should rank atleast at rank 10 or higher

I hate all those who hate aggro. By the numbers, we aggro players are more and we shall crush your soul everytime you queue with you fancy control decks that took months to builds or minutes to pay for.

get rekt.

When for no apparent reason, when I play arena, it just auto concedes me at the start of the match. Fuck you uther and fuck you blizzard.

well, search in the decklist on hearthpwn for majordomo grinder mage. beats the shit out of facetards unless u draw horrible, against paladin explosive sheep= win. against the occasional cw just play majordomo stay alive and absolutely destroy him. works really well for me

How many times do we have to tell people on here to not play casual?  Casual is always the same or worse than ranked. There is no reason not to play the best deck in either format.