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You all must realize what thread this is, and the purpose of it.

This is a thread with the intended purpose of being an outlet for all of your salty moments. 
This absolutely does NOT invite others to come and make ignorant posts and belittle others out of boredom, fun, or any other reason.

People being salty are using the thread for it's intended purpose,  some more abundantly than others. Posting to harass, flame, or otherwise provoke any other user is not acceptable in this thread, or any other thread. Keep it to yourself, or at the very least pm it.

This is not "that one thread where you can say anything you want". Take your nerves elsewhere. People are inherently on edge when they post here, we don't need others escalating things.

This is to some extend an attempt in reducing the number of rage threads, to focus everything on one place the other part of the idea is, that I feel like blowing of some steam myself and this is a good excuse. ;)

To make this work following rules:

1. you can be angry but try to keep tone somewhat civil. The one or other f-bomb doesn't hurt though.

2. Be angry at everything BUT other members. This works when this is a place where you don't judge other people.

3. keep the forum rules in mind, no names and stuff.

So RNG screwed you over? You faced the fifth 100 hp warrior with you favorite deck that's weak against warrior? Undertaker is worse than cancer? Leave the rationality behind you, let the rage flow through you and when you cooled down go back to the rest of the forum or game being relaxed again.

So I'll start with getting my tinfoil had out and hate against my internet provider or the illuminati or anything because god damn! Control Paladin) vs Mage (no clue what kind, secrets, archmage, healbot, freezing but no aoe, double flamestrike). 28 god damn rounds. 28!! back and forth HP bounces up and down and of course one of the MVPs was Cairne which he got through unstable portal. Screw that... Stayed on the board for ages. But anyway, I remove everything, didn't draw in my weapons or muster the whole game but slowly I get it and than the turn, Muster, Hero Power, Quatermaster. One quatermaster in hand. He had no flamestrikes left he was dead, probably no chance of anything. I wonder why he takes so long. Connection loss. After all this brutal grinding, connection gone.

My start today was bad but I started to getting back in this flow, than this game and I was smelling, tasting victory, a huge moral boost and than my ISP, the illuminati, or some divine power thinks it's time to fuck with my internet. Heck he might even DDOS me, who knows!

PS: I'm tethering through my fucking phone to write his...

This is just a general rage, but build an Arena hand with a combination of 13-15 1-2 drops and what do you get on your draw.....anything but those 1-2 drops.  Muligan them all and what do you get.....anything but 1-2 drops.  That wonderful "RNG".

Another Arena rant....

Draft a deck with a good mana curve, some board clear spells, and some draw cards.  Result....2-3.  Get a crappy draft your sure your going to get your clock cleaned with.....do very well with it.  

MAKES NO FREAKING SENSE!  WHAT PLANET AM I ON!?

Before gvg, I was good at arena (somewhat). I usually hit 9 wins, and even got my first (and only) 12 win key.

Now if I reach 3 wins I'm surprised. 

It usually goes this way: I play as best as I can, I keep in mind what I become vunerable to before making a play, I try to get as much value as I can without being greedy, I make decent drafts, I watch Trump playing arena a lot, etc. Yet somehow, I always end up in a point where the board looks good on my side, but then the opponent goes in with a wombo combo to my face, and suddenly I can't win anymore because I don't have taunts/heal. I had a 1-3 rogue run in wich all my losses were like that.

I just don't know what happened, and it makes me want to give up on arena. But it's the most efficient way of grinding gold, and quests only take too long.

Quote from WNxArcthurus »

Before gvg, I was good at arena (somewhat). I usually hit 9 wins, and even got my first (and only) 12 win key.

Now if I reach 3 wins I'm surprised. 

It usually goes this way: I play as best as I can, I keep in mind what I become vunerable to before making a play, I try to get as much value as I can without being greedy, I make decent drafts, I watch Trump playing arena a lot, etc. Yet somehow, I always end up in a point where the board looks good on my side, but then the opponent goes in with a wombo combo to my face, and suddenly I can't win anymore because I don't have taunts/heal. I had a 1-3 rogue run in wich all my losses were like that.

I just don't know what happened, and it makes me want to give up on arena. But it's the most efficient way of grinding gold, and quests only take too long.

I know dat feel. I was at least okay at arena, than I took a GvG to the knee and my win rate went downhill. I find arena to be more scary than ranked...

Yesterday Time Warner decided to disconnect me six times during the same game. My opponent was really bad so I still managed to put myself in a position where I had lethal in a very close game after five DC's but I couldn't reconnect in time on #6 and when I got back to the game it was his turn. He spammed "sorry" until his rope burned all the way down and then kill commanded me in the face for the win.

Quote from WNxArcthurus »

Before gvg, I was good at arena (somewhat). I usually hit 9 wins, and even got my first (and only) 12 win key.

Now if I reach 3 wins I'm surprised. 

It usually goes this way: I play as best as I can, I keep in mind what I become vunerable to before making a play, I try to get as much value as I can without being greedy, I make decent drafts, I watch Trump playing arena a lot, etc. Yet somehow, I always end up in a point where the board looks good on my side, but then the opponent goes in with a wombo combo to my face, and suddenly I can't win anymore because I don't have taunts/heal. I had a 1-3 rogue run in wich all my losses were like that.

I just don't know what happened, and it makes me want to give up on arena. But it's the most efficient way of grinding gold, and quests only take too long.

Rush meta happend on arena, it generates more salt than joy. I understand you friend.

mostly just tired of no intelligence zoo and hunter players, very annoying to know these people out there exist.

So my opponent has 3 minions, one of them sylvanas, i got 5 minions, one is ragnaros, next turn, i win all i need is for him to not steal ragnaros AND if he does, to not snipe my face

i end turn, ragnaros kills sylvanas...ok thats a 25% chance of happening, sylvanas steals rag...thats a 20%, next turn, he ends, ragnaros snipes my face...20% again

I got outskilled...what else can i say ...

also as always i'm tired and sick of hunters that go face for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Quote from RagunaHS »

So my opponent has 3 minions, one of them sylvanas, i got 5 minions, one is ragnaros, next turn, i win all i need is for him to not steal ragnaros AND if he does, to not snipe my face

i end turn, ragnaros kills sylvanas...ok thats a 25% chance of happening, sylvanas steals rag...thats a 20%, next turn, he ends, ragnaros snipes my face...20% again

I got outskilled...what else can i say ...

also as always i'm tired and sick of hunters that go face for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Literally 1%, damn

i need to blow off steam at people who don't know proper cliches

No Cards Left vs Mech Mage

Alex in hand. Gorehowl equipped.

Play Alex

Hit Mech with Gorehowl and go to 13.

Lose game next turn by 1 point.

WHY DID I DO THAT?

was playing giants mage against a very interesting control hunter build, a friend wanted to play a heavily modded  minecraft in a server he had set up erlier, he calls me via skype and i tell him to start playing without me and that i will login as soon as i finish with my quest. He keeps bugging over and over and over in the call saying "are you done??" "i'm bored" and asking a lot of questions multiple times even if i had answered them the first time around.
On a crucial turn that decides wether i live the board looks like this my side: Clockwork giant(gotten with unstable portan and a misplaced duplicate), Mountain giant and i'm at 2 hp with no ice block.
His side: 1 doggy, 1 leper gnome, 2 hyena tokens, 1 spectral spider,  my friend's whining ramps up and i get really distracted and forget i am at 2hp so i do my play to avoid charging shenanigans instead of healing with the alex in my hand the worst part is that the server didn't even work and i had to play for another 30 mins before finishing the quest.

Pinned. We'll see how this goes =)

Flamestrike needs a nerf in Arena, the amount of Mages in Arena is beyond bullshit.

at 8 wins in arena get 2 games where opponent is at 1 life... top deck game winner then after that had lethal and got top decked.... THEN next fresh arena run very first game get top decked savage roar against a druid (he did have legend cardback so I didn't feel terrible about a beat at 0 wins but still just a ridiculous streak of top decking loses)

i can't rank cuz i suck. lkdsfjadfklj.sjkadhfk.jafhkjhfagjk and can't make up my mind on what deck to use 

Quote from vikan »

I liked hearthstone but after over a year of playing I dont feel it anymore and Im angry with myself that im bored of GvG  and hearthstone shortly after its release and not happy like everyone else! I wish I hade fun but its now a chore more than fun to play hearthstone. I only wish that I could give away all my cards to new players or something or that I could get the fun back! 

oh and the rage... Blizzard ruined hearthstone with GvG and all those new RNG cards instead of making new innovative cards like they did in Naxx! You know why naxx had MORE hype over their cards than GvG? it was the first expansion sure thats a factor.. but the cards were innovative and RNG wasnt the fucking theme of the game. Please someone deny it for me; that RNG is the theme of GvG. its so bloody tragic!!! 

It has not been out for a year...

Hello, my name is Alex and i'm alcoholic, i found a way how to fight all this annoying shit.

i'm not a legend-ranked.  i was used to be ass-blowing-rage-and-hate about all this huntards and mech mages with unstable portable legendaries and so on and so on. i even tried to play cancer fuck-it-just go-to-face hunter. but after that i realized that it's not interesting for me. so now i just continue to play control decks (control hunter, priest, shaman and pally). and it gives me a lot of satisfaction. all those mindgames and so on. and when you beat aggro-op-shit with control it's really like an orgasm. when you cannot beat it, you understand that you should try to modify the deck or analyze your mistakes and so on. just don't give up.

Quote from vikan »

There was this thing called a beta...

Pretty sure a beta is BEFORE code release.

What do i do when I have a literal 50% winrate, but in 77 games (in a row) i am at the same exact rank... the frustration is huge, I win one lose one most of the time, sometimes i win 2 but then ill lose 2... am i a bad player or am i having really bad luck?? do i need a better deck.. i don't know... (playing ramp druid for anyone interested)