I called for a new mode with lowered turn time 6 years ago. This is nothing but a poor attempt to turn a card that was utterly useless into something people who can't afford packs might use.
The core set is pretty boring imo and brings nothing new to the game. The reason Nozzy was made this way is that they didn't have to do any special coding for it beyond a few minutes of work.
Nobody is running this card outside of any quest that gives xp that uses it.
As someone who mostly plays on a phone, removing the possibility of a random Nozdormu popping up in my games was one of my favourite changes announced.
This card just shows how incompetent Blizzard and Team5 are as a whole. They could literally just create like a bullet/blitz format where the timer is set to 15 seconds by default and you don't have to play a vanilla 8/8 on your deck. I don't think it's that hard, just have the Nozdormu effect active as an aura the entire game and that's it, new format that a lot of people would enjoy and they already have all the resources to make that happen. But no, instead they need to once more ruin an iconic WoW character just to introduce a dumb mechanic that, as I said, could just be implemented as a "new" format. Worst part is that it doesn't even work unless your opponent has the card on their deck as well, otherwise you just run a useless 7 mana card that will clog your hand if you draw it early and does nothing at all on the late game.
This card just shows how incompetent Blizzard and Team5 are as a whole. They could literally just create like a bullet/blitz format where the timer is set to 15 seconds by default and you don't have to play a vanilla 8/8 on your deck. I don't think it's that hard, just have the Nozdormu effect active as an aura the entire game and that's it, new format that a lot of people would enjoy and they already have all the resources to make that happen. But no, instead they need to once more ruin an iconic WoW character just to introduce a dumb mechanic that, as I said, could just be implemented as a "new" format. Worst part is that it doesn't even work unless your opponent has the card on their deck as well, otherwise you just run a useless 7 mana card that will clog your hand if you draw it early and does nothing at all on the late game.
Well, with the reveal of the core set, it seems like they buffed a number of cards that rarely (if ever) see play, so maybe if enough people completely ignore the new Nozdormu, they might buff him to a more playable card after all.
This card makes people rope even more! Cuz every turn will start with a rope.. ba dum tss...
Jokes aside. It should have a buff if your opponent doesn't play this card. So not make it a 5 mana 8/8 like the other guy mentioned, but perhaps make it a 5 mana 8/8 if you're the only person using it.
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I don't like it very much. Even though I support a somewhat faster game and despise (useless) roping, there are occasionally turns that are quite complicated, where I want time to actually run every option through my mind. Therefore, I won't include Noz, at least not in my more competitive decks.
It would be so great if there was a fast format with something like what time bank chips in poker tournaments are, so you can add some seconds when you really need them.
Lmao it’s crazy how many people are taking this card seriously and actually reviewing it’s viability. It’s bad. It’s supposed to be bad. It’s a meme card.
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No need taunt, just rush+lifesteal. If you like control - you're happy, If you don't - it won't waste your time so much.
Which deck would include a vanilla 7 mana 8/8?
Fast players will play fast even without an artificial 15 second timer.
Nozdormu is an IQ check. If he is in your deck - you have failed the check.
I called for a new mode with lowered turn time 6 years ago. This is nothing but a poor attempt to turn a card that was utterly useless into something people who can't afford packs might use.
The core set is pretty boring imo and brings nothing new to the game. The reason Nozzy was made this way is that they didn't have to do any special coding for it beyond a few minutes of work.
Nobody is running this card outside of any quest that gives xp that uses it.
It's a fun card and that's all. Thinking it has any competetive potential is delusional - other than making devolving missiles user cry at least...
The card was okay stats wise (7 mana 8/8)
"On her first day on the job, Myra removed the smoke detectors."
F#$k Nozdormu.
As someone who mostly plays on a phone, removing the possibility of a random Nozdormu popping up in my games was one of my favourite changes announced.
Dumbest card ever designed.
1. Does ABSOLUTELY nothing for actual ropers who will obviously never include this.
2. Is a weak play for all players.
3. Silly start of game effect.
This card is the equivalent of Street Fighter2's 'Dan'.
Well, then I guess there are going to be a lot of salty players that get lethal'd by "NozDANmu".
"He's a joke character, how could I lose to it?"
It exists, so some people are going to use him, without a doubt.
The next season after getting D5 Wild I will play standard with him in every deck for sure.
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There are animations that take way too long, the idea of the card is cool but you can´t even include this in all decks.
Long years I have studied, now I serve the Lich KIng
This card just shows how incompetent Blizzard and Team5 are as a whole. They could literally just create like a bullet/blitz format where the timer is set to 15 seconds by default and you don't have to play a vanilla 8/8 on your deck. I don't think it's that hard, just have the Nozdormu effect active as an aura the entire game and that's it, new format that a lot of people would enjoy and they already have all the resources to make that happen. But no, instead they need to once more ruin an iconic WoW character just to introduce a dumb mechanic that, as I said, could just be implemented as a "new" format. Worst part is that it doesn't even work unless your opponent has the card on their deck as well, otherwise you just run a useless 7 mana card that will clog your hand if you draw it early and does nothing at all on the late game.
Well, with the reveal of the core set, it seems like they buffed a number of cards that rarely (if ever) see play, so maybe if enough people completely ignore the new Nozdormu, they might buff him to a more playable card after all.
No, Blitz should be an option in the preferences of the game.
Take a walk on the wild side...
This card makes people rope even more! Cuz every turn will start with a rope.. ba dum tss...
Jokes aside. It should have a buff if your opponent doesn't play this card. So not make it a 5 mana 8/8 like the other guy mentioned, but perhaps make it a 5 mana 8/8 if you're the only person using it.
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Card-Text needs to be: "If this is only in ONE deck,..." That would be spicy.
U give players who wont play it advantage. 7 mana 8/8 id bad.
Fuck priest players
I don't like it very much. Even though I support a somewhat faster game and despise (useless) roping, there are occasionally turns that are quite complicated, where I want time to actually run every option through my mind. Therefore, I won't include Noz, at least not in my more competitive decks.
It would be so great if there was a fast format with something like what time bank chips in poker tournaments are, so you can add some seconds when you really need them.
Ceterum censeo classum magi esse delendam.
Let us all praise the mighty blitz god!
Nozdormu the eternal, our farther in patience and game spirit. May your skin be bronze, so your heart can be gold. Hail Noz!
Lmao it’s crazy how many people are taking this card seriously and actually reviewing it’s viability. It’s bad. It’s supposed to be bad. It’s a meme card.