Uhhhhhhh we need to nerf every card until they all read 0-mana 0/0 end your turn immediately and we all stare at the screen until the 45-turn limit hits and we draw
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Rage quitting: the best way to ensure your opponent knows they beat a giant baby.
When you said you swapped numbers on first day of school i was expecting it costing 2 Mana but adding 0 random 1-Cost minions to your hand i was highly disappointed with your iteration of the card.
Well, I intended to keep things playable and not nerfed into oblivion.
The card that needs to be nerfed is Bolderfist Oger. I mean, only (6) Mana for 6/7 in stats!? That's such good stats for the cost. Should be changed to a (3) Mana 2/3 with 'Your Charge minions have +1 Attack'.
I laughed thanks :D
Uhhhhhhh we need to nerf every card until they all read 0-mana 0/0 end your turn immediately and we all stare at the screen until the 45-turn limit hits and we draw
Rage quitting: the best way to ensure your opponent knows they beat a giant baby.
Funny .. good job!
What do you dislike about nerfs?
Too cringe xD
Go play gwent or pokemon tcg dude...this game is not for you.
unfortunately, it’s less funny than i hoped
Thanks for the good laugh (:
Hahaha such funny post, much humour. You had us in the first 2 halves not gonna lie.
what a shit line up of nerfs, leave the game you twat or get good
I started to read this as nerfed got read I literally didn’t even finish.
LOL
Hahahahan't
The card that needs to be nerfed is Bolderfist Oger. I mean, only (6) Mana for 6/7 in stats!? That's such good stats for the cost. Should be changed to a (3) Mana 2/3 with 'Your Charge minions have +1 Attack'.
Cant believe how funny you are
To all of you who enjoyed my little satire: I'm already planning a "Part 2". So if this post gets at least 5 upvotes, I'll do it :)
Pls no
dunno kaelthus one and guardian animals looks legit
Fun > Meta
Satire within satire, folx. You just don't top that... unless you go further down the rabbit hole...
Rage quitting: the best way to ensure your opponent knows they beat a giant baby.
Low quality bait.
Even worse than expected, especially by saying that yeti needs to be nerfed, secret passage need to cost more and guardian animals is good as it is.