Hearthpwn

Hello. I have just experienced my third time with this bug, and I am definely not happy with it. You see, when this bug happens everything goes wrong.
No matter if you are the who is dominating the game and your enemy is on 5-6hp left. Let me tell you my experience with this bug.
Firstly, something scares you with its face, and believe me - you have never seen anything uglier in your whole life ! Actually, I am thinking about lawsuiting Blizzard for giving me nightmares after I first time saw it, but let me continue with my bug report. After something scares the ... out of you, some song made with FL 9 or earlier, i'm not sure, starts. Yes, that song is unpleasant for your ears, and after you have seen that terrible face a second ago, this starts and just gives you the feeling of pain in your ears and eyes. Let me guide you - don't be scared of temporal tendonitis, that is not your problem, your problem is this bug. So, let's continue. After the stuff that awakens something that feels like tendonitis, you will have even more eye problems. Something unusual is going to start happening over and over again. Like you haven't had enough troubles before, you are going to experience Deja Vu 20 times in a minute.
Listen how I personally experienced it like first time:
I was just sitting and dominating the game, having 20 HP while my opponent has 12 and I am just waiting to finish him with the fireballs i had ready.
Then, out of nowhere, I started to feel tendonitis, and after that - Deja Vu, and Deja Vu is definetly the biggest problem of this bug.
I have seen 4 primordial drakes, 4 Lifedrinkers, a couple of Murmuring Elemental and I think 2 Saronite Chain Gangs. Ka-buuuuum.
[b]In a second "Defeat" jumped out on my screen.[/b]
I went to sleep instantly, feared of dying, I was calming myself down with thoughts all of that is happening because of some beers i took earlier. I slept like a baby, I guess because of all these phenomenal happenings earlier.

Second time when I experienced it, I just saw the ugly face and jumped out of the chair - I went to the doctor immediatly. After he calmed me down and gave me some pills, I was thinking about lawsuiting blizzard for all the troubles their bug gave to me, which i mentioned before, but i didn't do it. I don't know why, don't blame me.

And now, that happened to me again. As you can see, I am completely calmed down, because of that aspirins doctor gave to me, and I can actually write, which is unbelievable. I think i have figured out the cause of this bug. Guess what have I figured out? This is not bug, it is hack !! Yes, hack they haven't even discovered yet ! I don't know which kind of people can do something like this, and make people suffer like me, just for a game. And yet, i adore them because of their smart brain. They have made a hack in kind of a CARD.
It is called something like Shudderwock, I am not sure.

I beg you to protect players from this hack, and if i am wrong and it is not a hack, then just fix this bug. Thank you for reading.

P.S. I will be an asshole and I will make you experience just a little bit of my pain i went through because of Blizzard. 

Please do play a shudderwock deck and enjoy your sub 50% winrate. The whole community thanks you.

TLDR 

tl;dr the verb "lawsuiting" was the only good part of this post

OP I'm being genuine when I say your post shows signs of paranoid psychosis. I'm hope I'm wrong and it's just a troll but if not you should seek mental health treatment. Be well.

I actually read it and it wasnt that funny, but good 1st attempt i guess? I expect an improvement in your next try or ... bububu!

Put down the crack pipe OP!!! 

Locked.

But you escaped a warning for your good intentions and long post.