Hearthpwn

Fuck fucking paladins and their fucking being good at everything. Paladins need to go into the light and end up in hell like in poltergeist. 

Fucking high horsed bitches. 

Paladin: oh you almost killed me, lemme heal up to full throw a bunch of 8/8's on the board, buff them to unreasonable levels, divine shield the board, and say well met!

FUCK PALADINS!

It's almost like all the unnerf either want to empower cancerous decks hated by large parts of the community or give even more ammo to aggro shite that is already dominating the wild ladder. It'll be so much fun to have albatross played by literally every odd deck ever and probably any aggro deck that isn't pirate warrior. And arcane golem because why not. So much fun.

Is their a specific HS rule I didn't know of that states you must never draw Rattlegore before Tickatus mills it away?

People always complain about aggro. But if it wasn't for aggro, that Tickatus bs would probably define the entire meta. So I'm grateful for aggro decks keeping that in check.

Quote from Amaranthus >>

Is their a specific HS rule I didn't know of that states you must never draw Rattlegore before Tickatus mills it away?

People always complain about aggro. But if it wasn't for aggro, that Tickatus bs would probably define the entire meta. So I'm grateful for aggro decks keeping that in check.

 The matchmaking system keeps everyone in check regardless of deck. 

You’re about to make legend this month dude? Sorry dude you have to start losing that would be so unfair if a f2p player made legend like that! You have to lose two in a row now dude! You’re opp will draw the nuts back to back! You have to pay real money to get good rng like that dude! Fuck you Bli$$ard and you people who put real into this game fuck you too!

Mozakus Mage, I looooove getting otked by turn 7 xDDD

What’s that? One win? away from legend for the third time? Hm well you see that won’t do! Here lose 5 in a row because it would be so unfair to all the people who pay money to lose against someone who doesn’t pay anything!

Randomly generated burn can fuck right off. I mean random generation in general can fuck off, buy how am I meant to preserve my life total when Instructor Fireheart can just generate over a Pyroblasts worth of damage for half the mana.

I’m salty, but this is a serious issue with the game. If I cannot reasonably guess what cards my opponent has in his hand and deck then any level of resource management on my part is pointless.

My life total is just a number, maybe I’m safe at 10, or maybe he can burst me from 20. Who knows.

Maybe I can use my removal on this minion he has on board, or maybe I’ll need to save it for a randomly generated Tirion later in the game. I honestly have no idea.

Can I clear his board this turn, or will he generate another with Lackeys. Fuck knows, I’ll flip a coin.

Anyone who defends this as a necessary evil to combat a stale meta has no idea what they’re talking about. They’ve turned Standard into Tavern Brawl.

How do you know they paid money?

Reno mage can be such an absolute casino.  1 star from legend and this guy has the most incredible draw i've ever seen just perfect answer to perfect answer with all of his key power cards right at the exact point he needs them to draw with just enough stall and absolutely perfect Reno random cards 5 turns in a row to avoid lethal.

Playing against a druid who can fill the board on turn 1 using free mana spells and gibberling is so unfair.  No counter, nothing against his 1st turn. Feels like bad design man. 

Today jokes and the list goes on on Standard.

I am on 61% winrate 8h,they have to work on this to make the game better,still on D5 :)

Winrate 61% after 8h playtime and still on 5 ,sorry you have to fix this,take care:)

Make the game better for everyone please not only luck...

Thank you :)

Quote from joker1976 >>

Today jokes and the list goes on on Standard.

I am on 61% winrate 8h,they have to work on this to make the game better,still on D5 :)

 

Winrate 61% after 8h playtime and still on 5 ,sorry you have to fix this,take care:)

 Fix it? That is by design. Spoon feed players perfect cards on curve and they will think they are just good at the game, keep playing, and hopefully spend real money to get the cards they are missing for the next net deck that the streamers promote. 

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How do you know they paid money?

 If they have a hero that can only be gotten through cash purchases. 

Tried to stay alive with all my cards, one sap was used turn before, and he held the second whole game and I destroy his weapon with Zeph, and was cursing HS not to fucking give him the weapon on draw. FUCK. YOU! Retarded game seriously....

Is this what HS has come to? If so I'm happy the game will stop working on my operating system and I will be forced to stop playing it. I once again repeat, putting money in this, is a waste. You get nothing from it, just some pixels of 90% useless cards that you put into your own deck and die to mana cheating hellhole decks. Please do yourself a favor and leave, don't spend money like me... I was stupid to do that, fooled by an illusion and addictive dopamine games.

Apparently minion killed by Defile, that was generated by that Rogue/Mage minions doesn't count for another defile, WP costed me the game, thanks for interactions.

Fuck Archmage Vargoth

Fuck Shadow Essence

Fuck Resurrect

Fuck Mass Resurrect

Fuck Blood of G'huun

Fuck Obsidian Statue

Fuck Eternal Servitude

Fuck Lesser Diamond Spellstone

Fuck Convincing Infiltrator