Hearthpwn

I fucking quit this game I am so tired of losing to perfect RNG from mages so often, no matter what I do no matter how far ahead I maybe my opponent just plays one or 2 cards and GG. :/ just lost to the most awful mage player in duels ONLY because they had the best treasures and combos with them they could possibly get..like double every first spell, 7 damage to all with spells cost 1 less, meanwhile I'm just playing a meme deck. Like that's so fucking unfair. Oh yeah also lots of tryhards in casual duels :/ ironic....

I'm just gonna go back to playing modded Skyrim lol

I chose the level 50 Demon Hunter portrait since I knew I had a lot of games to play with the class before I'd get the new portrait.

Little did I know the class would be so bad after 5(?) rounds of nerfs that it took me 2 hours to win games.

Is it fucking normal Blizzard to give all tools to fucking Treant Druids in Duels? I mean turn 2 full board of 3 3 is little overkill. You should return money for this scammy shit. Died two times against savage roar treant combo board full of 8/8 and now turn 2 board full of 3/3s what a joke. In the meanwhile other classes has powerful cards banned. Fucking test your game. 

You know you have dried your wins for a day when no matter the deck, no matter the play, you lose every game you play 5+ in a row.

Also aside from a fucking anger and stupid mouse on portrait leavers it would be awesome if blizzard would cut down on mana cheating. Or give every class, archetype some mana cheats. Retarded warlocks resurrecting demons they haven't played, secret mage dropping free minions and secrets, rez priest (still in 2021 WOW!) resurrecting minions they haven't played. 

Pls invent proper graveyard and stop expanding cards for these archetypes, everytime I build a deck with different cards, the decks just loses after turn 5 because not enough cheating for that archetype. Give Hunter card that casts random spell from hand for free and is recasted by Zul'Jin. If it sounds stupid or OP, other classes already do it anyway, it would just be fair.

This game never can be taken seriously really. 

Ok, gotta vent about this one.

So annoying being in the dregs and playing against opponents that are more than happy to lucksack, rather than play any consistent sort of strategy.

Hunter opponent just then, turn 3 Animal Companion - so no idea what they're playing. Turn 4 Frizz... ok, that makes Animal Companion pretty odd. Turn 5 Stormhammer, le sigh. They ended up playing some exceedingly average dragons, and a few cards that didn't fit in the deck at all (Keymaster Alabaster and Snake Trap hey >.> ), but who needs a well constructed deck when you can get Turn 4 Frizz with a lot of dragons, and Stormhammer with a lot of dragons.

Edit: GAH, so fucking annoying. Mage opponent. Turn 1, they play Waygate - I'm thinking "oh great, probably EZ combo time", but then they start playing elemental tribal. Cool, I'm thinking, maybe they've just included it for a free extra turn?

No, of course not. 90% of their deck is a pretty garbage elementals, but because of the matchup and how strong that combo is I lose anyway. Zzzzz.

This is what is wrong with HS, and that's why it will stay laughing stock and just a side fun. You create some mix between bomb spell warrior only to have 5> cards in your deck by turn 9 and opponent annihilating your deck with superb stats on board that are under-costed and cheated trough other stupid imbalanced cards. And don't think about clearing that board because you get ass-clapped by 10 mana card ressurrecting everything back (even the things you haven't spend mana on). 

Also guys, do you even play with other 90% cards there are? But that's Team69 problem, they release bad cards and fuel already strong archetypes. 

You have to give it to Blizzard for understanding their customer base. There are actually people that think they are good at this game because they get spoon fed perfect cards on curve. Ridiculous combos that would come up MAYBE 1 times out of 100 with physical cards are commonplace in the manipulated world of Hearthstone. If I dealt my 8 year old niece 21 every time she would think she was the best blackjack player that ever lived. Same concept. 

Getting really fed up with my first attempted game of the day getting stuck in the loading screen, effectively meaning I've lost the first game as I wait for the game to load, while my opponent goldfishes to a free win.

*sigh* Well, today is one of those days. Everyone... sing it with me!

I am SO sick of Counterspell. It's such a dumb card. Lost a game because I basically spent two turns doing nothing because I couldn't use my mid-cost spells. It was fucking pathetic.

How is this card still in the game, it is HORRIBLY designed.

Having played various Big Paladin decks over the last two years and lots of N'Zoth Pali since DMF, the rise of Cheese Paladin infuriates me. I give full credit to the redditor who created it, for figuring out a broken list, but don't these people clicking through HSReplay and spamming this shit have any shame? Don't you want to play a deck that rewards the decisions you make in the game? Don't you want to be punished or rewarded for your card play, as opposed to whether you queue into your perfect counter? 

Give me a Bag of Hell Rogue finding 100x lethal any day over someone just pushing the button on a broken deck.

This game being anything but hot garbage hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha

I love how the game literally gets to a point where doesn’t matter what you do, how you play, if you switch decks, you will lose absolutely no matter what. Perfect discovers, perfect top decks, draws the perfect half of their deck when you lose 5, 6, 7, 8 games in a row it’s because you are just winning too much. Or as games use to be pay to win but if you’re retarded you can still lose. Well have no fear Bli$$ard perfected that. You pay for the cards anddddd the rng now! So don’t worry if you pay with real cash you will win! Nothing you do matters! We tell you when you are allowed to win pleb!

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I love how the game literally gets to a point where doesn’t matter what you do, how you play, if you switch decks, you will lose absolutely no matter what. Perfect discovers, perfect top decks, draws the perfect half of their deck when you lose 5, 6, 7, 8 games in a row it’s because you are just winning too much. Or as games use to be pay to win but if you’re ******** you can still lose. Well have no fear Bli$$ard perfected that. You pay for the cards anddddd the rng now! So don’t worry if you pay with real cash you will win! Nothing you do matters! We tell you when you are allowed to win pleb!

 I read an interesting article once that detailed how the matchmaking system works and how the streamers are permanently removed from it (no one wants to watch a streamer win 50% of the time). It also said that paying real money temporarily removes one from the system which gives people the feeling that their money was well spent. Then after a while you are thrown back in, start losing half your games, and the cycle repeats. 

Of course, you wouldn't mind sharing a link to the article that makes these claims?

Twitter thread: Classic mode is coming!

Me: Force of Nature/Savage Roar isn't great for the game, hate to see it return.

Randos: lol it's a 14 damage combo that can be stopped by taunt, git gud

Good luck finding out you need to play around it as soon as they have 7 mana and your taunt selection is mediocre unless you're ALSO playing Druid.

FUCK Deck of Lunacy! Especially when discovered by Magic Trick.

Who needs to see a article Jesus fucking christ use your goddamn eyes. Again over and fucking over I’m in a dominating position and oh of course discover bullshit that they don’t even run in their fucking goddamn deck or even in there fucking goddamn class and boom I just lose cuz haha outplayed! 11/10 skilled players. Guess that’s what happen when the world is run by retards and money grubbers these are the kind of games you get now.

Fuck off roping players. Need 5 minutes to skip turn, pathetic retards

I play spirit jailer. Face hunter random secret sends it back to my hand so I play it again.

Turn 5. There are 24 cards in my deck - top deck all 4 soul shards so my Void Drinker won't buff. 

That's some David Blaine shit right there. Or manipulated RNG - you decide.