Hearthpwn

Wtf does it take Bli$$ard wtf does it fucking take for you to realize your game is fucking garbage and you are just money grabbing pieces of shit huh!? Why do you continue to give and allow any kind of res priest to exist. Tell me fucking why a deck that does nothing, and a deck with endless board clears, a deck that only needs to play one monster is healthy for this game? Tell me why a high rolling piece of shit class is allowed to just summon the same monster over and over and over and over and over again with no draw backs is fair. Explain that to us you fucking twats! No one likes priest. And no one likes res priest. So why does it still exist. Go die in the deepest hole Activison. And that’s just one class of your fucking stupid game. Imagine if I talked about all the other trash tier brainless classes with their garbo haha in a gud player cards!

Jezus losing to a priest in Arena who created thoughtsteal, which specifically stole my N´Zoth god of the deep from 23 remaining cards ofcourse.

Came to mathematically theorize an assumption:

(Casual-environment)+(golden-paid-hero-portrait)+(scary-thuggish-battletag)=tier 1 deck gold farming idiot.

I think this is close to 100% accurate.

So fun when you get a highlander quest priest down to 3 health and he finds Nozari off DQA. So fun.

They finally did it, after years of HS aids they managed to completely suck all the fun out of HS. Shitty BP, DH running rampant, creating new cards that basically never can see play in a 'normal' meta. Same fucking BS every single fucking expansion. I

There has never been a cringier time to be a Hearthstone player. It's embarrassing. 

broken fucking aggro DH you autistic fucking trash I hate you all

If I had a baseball bat and was able to teleport behind you with the push of a button, I would do it and cry genuine tears of joy while swinging away

If you play DH simply because you can't afford any expensive decks or just started out the game, sure. I don't mind you too much.

But. If you could play any other class and decide to spam DH just to shit on people's experience who actually try to experiment with decks or play Hearthstone, not "will I survive the first 5 turns"-Stone, go fuck yourself.

Yogg trolled me, the roulette hit the summon minions with rush, and suddenly rope started to burn and I have no idea why until Nozdormu appeared

WTF, why rope started if Nozdormu wasn’t in board yet?

Fuck Aggro Demon hunters in Standard. 

I come here at the start of the month only to remember why I play for a week then basically don’t for the rest of the month. The game just gets worse by the set. And every game where my win rate is maybe 30 percent is haha I have genie I win! Haha I discover I win! Haha I top deck I win! And let’s see I play aggro and all I play against is control with haha board clear haha board clear! Every turn. Then if I switch to control it’s haha nuts! Haha you didn’t draw a single board clear! Haha you lose! And I think hm do the dick sucking streamers get this unlucky? Haha nah fam! They make sure to say nothing but good things about good ol Bli$$ard entertainment. And you you little shit talking cunt do you lie and say good things about us? No? Hm ok well you at least payed your rng tax and bought packs and or the latest super cool amazing bundle right? No? Then I guess you just have to play better. And by that we mean spend real money or you will always get shit on no matter what you play.

How many times have clicked "General Discussion" on the top banner of this forum and have been sniped by the drop-downs for deck editor?! I don't want to build a Demon Hunter deck, just let me browse the forums!

>:(

Fuck voracious reader, fuck demon hunter. If you play demon hunter, please kill yourself. 

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demon hunters please choke on your own feces 

I hope that every single person in Blizzard responsible for power level of Demon Hunter will never again work in card designing, because those people have no idea what they do and are unwilling to nerf this broken shit ASAP

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Yogg trolled me, the roulette hit the summon minions with rush, and suddenly rope started to burn and I have no idea why until Nozdormu appeared

WTF, why rope started if Nozdormu wasn’t in board yet?

 That's an animation thing, its how I personally knew he was pulled from a Dream Portal before they removed him from possible targets, thank God. Before he shows up(like the very last minion on board for opp/to be pulled from DP's) the rope starts cause it registers in the system. Battlegrounds and achievements spoil a lot if you haven't already gotten 1st with a hero since patch with a similar problem, animations and how the game's coding works to deal with them.

Yesterday I was playing Ilidan, a sort of menagerie DS build with only 3 DS minions(Bronze Warden and Cyclone, Bolvar as third) and Hawk+Spawn as my left and right respectively(cause that's all I was offered) with a lightfang(a simple non golden) and a stand in for a chance at first attack. Fought my second to last match against Gala, he deals 8 to my face, face against a one of the Kel'thuzad's then I notice Gala's dead with 24 damage done to him against a Deathwing at tier 6 playing beasts.....pretty much expected to die from there. But nope Blizzard spoiled the surprise by instantly upon entering round "You ARE Prepared". Quite annoying.

Boggspine Knuckles

nuff said

Can we just delete demon hunter and agree that adding that single class ruined 50% of Hearthstone ever since.

New XP system is taxing

Even gold remained the same, minimal playing time needed to get the same amount of gold increased, because of weekly quests. This was not communicated.

If you are "pure" one style type HS player (I prefer constructed) by new system you are forced to spend time in other modes in order to gain max xp from quests. Rerolls are terrible.

No progress through other quests while playing Brawl. Sorry, what? There are many quests for Brawl, but they are not compatible with other quests.

I like Demon Hunter, but this standard meta is wanting me to to just heropower + rope my game when I queue against DH.

I mean c'mon Blizzard, I do not mind purchase something, but I think you are trying to sell us flashy robe while we walk on the road of mud..

I don't know what I hate more, constant demon hunters killing you by turn 6, or constant mobile disconnects losing you games.