Imagine my opp playing yogg and it ever doing anything but winning them the game. Funny how it’s always a Hail Mary and it always pays off! Imagine that!
Duels is also frustrating. Getting through wins 1 to about 3 or 4 is basically "please let me dodge the people that have gone completely aggro and included cards that will be garbage in the later rounds".
I know it's a coincidence but it seems ever since the progression system changed, ranked mode has been an impossible 50/50 slog through shit even through bronze.
Words can’t describe how so fucking sick and tired I am of losing every game to bullshit top deck, bullshit top deck, bullshit top deck to 3, 4, 5, 6 games in a row. In what fucking universe is this suppose to be skillful and fun? I’m fucking tired of it you bullshit company! I’m tired of playing well and being spat in the fucking face because you think it’s unfair for players especially bad players to have to fucking think! Fuck you’re equality and grow a brain and stop non stop catering to these people you greedy trash company! Man have you sold your soul Bli$$. I hope your now soy and blue haired girl infested company is worth it now that you have all those green backs!
With ZTG Blizzard pulled back the curtain and revealed the programming that we have all been saying existed but the fanboys claimed was impossible - reading the board and choosing the best card. This programming controls every single aspect of the game. There is nothing random in Hearthstone.
This is fucking amazing. I'm positive my account is tagged for BG bad luck. I don't play at all very often anymore, but I was at 7.5k, and in the last couple weeks playing very casually I am down to 6.7k.
If there's a 66.6% that I need at the end of the fight, I ALWAYS miss it. I'm not even being Kripp here, it is literally ALWAYS. If I get an early 5 discover or even heaven forbid a 6-discover, it is ALWAYS a brick. The damage range on deck tracker when you lose a fight? I ALWAYS take more than the highest number in the range. If I'm 100% to win? I ALWAYS deal less than the low range. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME!
EXCEPT for this last game I just played. On turn 9 I had a triple Nomi and a Lil' Rag. On turn 12? I lost to the ghost of the guy who came in 6th place. He finished in 6th on Turn 10. I was fucking HUGE. He was 80% to win.
It just doesn't make any fucking sense at all.
I need someone to coach me if only so that my streak of bad luck will end. There's no way it will be this bad with someone watching.
BLIZZARD CAN YOU PLEASE FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT AGGRO DH. Most infuriating shit in the world. Routinely killed by turn 6 because they have everything. Snowbally 1-drop, check. Cheap card draw, check. Cheap burst damage, check. Cheap weapon with a powerful battlecry? Check (seriously, a 3-mana blood razor with an immediate effect that only targets enemies AND goes face??). Ability to overload you for 2 by playing a 1-mana spell? Check. And stilt stepper, perhaps an even dumber card than Soulshard Lapidary, is just the icing on the cake.
The whole class was a mistake, and that's been obvious since AoO, but it's really frustrating when an interesting new expansion drops and the meta is totally taken over by cheap aggro nonsense that is able to kill non-control / non-taunt-heavy decks with neutral 1-drops supported by DH's busted HP and busted card draw. Shit is ridiculous. I understand the need to play the meta and adjust your decks, but something is very wrong when a deck with a curve like that is able to win 60% of their games.
BLIZZARD CAN YOU PLEASE FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT AGGRO DH. Most infuriating shit in the world. Routinely killed by turn 6 because they have everything. Snowbally 1-drop, check. Cheap card draw, check. Cheap burst damage, check. Cheap weapon with a powerful battlecry? Check (seriously, a 3-mana blood razor with an immediate effect that only targets enemies AND goes face??). Ability to overload you for 2 by playing a 1-mana spell? Check. And stilt stepper, perhaps an even dumber card than Soulshard Lapidary, is just the icing on the cake.
The whole class was a mistake, and that's been obvious since AoO, but it's really frustrating when an interesting new expansion drops and the meta is totally taken over by cheap aggro nonsense that is able to kill non-control / non-taunt-heavy decks with neutral 1-drops supported by DH's busted HP and busted card draw. Shit is ridiculous. I understand the need to play the meta and adjust your decks, but something is very wrong when a deck with a curve like that is able to win 60% of their games.
You forgot to mention 1 mana cost hero power that can just keep chipping away.
It ain’t just DH I’m sick of, it’s the same old face Hunter archetype since day fucking 1. Few new additions in it over the years but it’s basically the same shit. Total bore fest. The whole classic set needs a rework in my opinion.
BLIZZARD CAN YOU PLEASE FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT AGGRO DH. Most infuriating shit in the world. Routinely killed by turn 6 because they have everything. Snowbally 1-drop, check. Cheap card draw, check. Cheap burst damage, check. Cheap weapon with a powerful battlecry? Check (seriously, a 3-mana blood razor with an immediate effect that only targets enemies AND goes face??). Ability to overload you for 2 by playing a 1-mana spell? Check. And stilt stepper, perhaps an even dumber card than Soulshard Lapidary, is just the icing on the cake.
The whole class was a mistake, and that's been obvious since AoO, but it's really frustrating when an interesting new expansion drops and the meta is totally taken over by cheap aggro nonsense that is able to kill non-control / non-taunt-heavy decks with neutral 1-drops supported by DH's busted HP and busted card draw. Shit is ridiculous. I understand the need to play the meta and adjust your decks, but something is very wrong when a deck with a curve like that is able to win 60% of their games.
You forgot to mention 1 mana cost hero power that can just keep chipping away.
It ain’t just DH I’m sick of, it’s the same old face Hunter archetype since day fucking 1. Few new additions in it over the years but it’s basically the same shit. Total bore fest. The whole classic set needs a rework in my opinion.
I mentioned their busted HP. Particularly offensive that it's a +1 to equipped weapons, given how they nerfed that interaction in Rogue way back in the day.
I don't struggle as much with face hunter, even though it's annoying.
BLIZZARD CAN YOU PLEASE FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT AGGRO DH. Most infuriating shit in the world. Routinely killed by turn 6 because they have everything. Snowbally 1-drop, check. Cheap card draw, check. Cheap burst damage, check. Cheap weapon with a powerful battlecry? Check (seriously, a 3-mana blood razor with an immediate effect that only targets enemies AND goes face??). Ability to overload you for 2 by playing a 1-mana spell? Check. And stilt stepper, perhaps an even dumber card than Soulshard Lapidary, is just the icing on the cake.
The whole class was a mistake, and that's been obvious since AoO, but it's really frustrating when an interesting new expansion drops and the meta is totally taken over by cheap aggro nonsense that is able to kill non-control / non-taunt-heavy decks with neutral 1-drops supported by DH's busted HP and busted card draw. Shit is ridiculous. I understand the need to play the meta and adjust your decks, but something is very wrong when a deck with a curve like that is able to win 60% of their games.
You forgot to mention 1 mana cost hero power that can just keep chipping away.
It ain’t just DH I’m sick of, it’s the same old face Hunter archetype since day fucking 1. Few new additions in it over the years but it’s basically the same shit. Total bore fest. The whole classic set needs a rework in my opinion.
I mentioned their busted HP. Particularly offensive that it's a +1 to equipped weapons, given how they nerfed that interaction in Rogue way back in the day.
I don't struggle as much with face hunter, even though it's annoying.
I am seeing face hunters running two owls. Silences any taunts and activates Death's Bite. Which they always draw for lethal.
Wtf does it take Bli$$ard wtf does it fucking take for you to realize your game is fucking garbage and you are just money grabbing pieces of shit huh!? Why do you continue to give and allow any kind of res priest to exist. Tell me fucking why a deck that does nothing, and a deck with endless board clears, a deck that only needs to play one monster is healthy for this game? Tell me why a high rolling piece of shit class is allowed to just summon the same monster over and over and over and over and over again with no draw backs is fair. Explain that to us you fucking twats! No one likes priest. And no one likes res priest. So why does it still exist. Go die in the deepest hole Activison. And that’s just one class of your fucking stupid game. Imagine if I talked about all the other trash tier brainless classes with their garbo haha in a gud player cards!
They finally did it, after years of HS aids they managed to completely suck all the fun out of HS. Shitty BP, DH running rampant, creating new cards that basically never can see play in a 'normal' meta. Same fucking BS every single fucking expansion. I
If you play DH simply because you can't afford any expensive decks or just started out the game, sure. I don't mind you too much.
But. If you could play any other class and decide to spam DH just to shit on people's experience who actually try to experiment with decks or play Hearthstone, not "will I survive the first 5 turns"-Stone, go fuck yourself.
Imagine my opp playing yogg and it ever doing anything but winning them the game. Funny how it’s always a Hail Mary and it always pays off! Imagine that!
Why is ever deck atm aggro demon hunter and why is every single one of them roping the fuck out of the game.
Duels is also frustrating. Getting through wins 1 to about 3 or 4 is basically "please let me dodge the people that have gone completely aggro and included cards that will be garbage in the later rounds".
I know it's a coincidence but it seems ever since the progression system changed, ranked mode has been an impossible 50/50 slog through shit even through bronze.
With ZTG Blizzard pulled back the curtain and revealed the programming that we have all been saying existed but the fanboys claimed was impossible - reading the board and choosing the best card. This programming controls every single aspect of the game. There is nothing random in Hearthstone.
The last 5 attempts at tavern(including the one I'm doing right now)
Opponent: Anub 3+3 to all minions in hand turn one play, things that ALWAYS summon a minion for them, steals my own
Me: gives them minions, heals them, silences my minions......
This is fucking amazing. I'm positive my account is tagged for BG bad luck. I don't play at all very often anymore, but I was at 7.5k, and in the last couple weeks playing very casually I am down to 6.7k.
If there's a 66.6% that I need at the end of the fight, I ALWAYS miss it. I'm not even being Kripp here, it is literally ALWAYS. If I get an early 5 discover or even heaven forbid a 6-discover, it is ALWAYS a brick. The damage range on deck tracker when you lose a fight? I ALWAYS take more than the highest number in the range. If I'm 100% to win? I ALWAYS deal less than the low range. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME!
EXCEPT for this last game I just played. On turn 9 I had a triple Nomi and a Lil' Rag. On turn 12? I lost to the ghost of the guy who came in 6th place. He finished in 6th on Turn 10. I was fucking HUGE. He was 80% to win.
It just doesn't make any fucking sense at all.
I need someone to coach me if only so that my streak of bad luck will end. There's no way it will be this bad with someone watching.
BLIZZARD CAN YOU PLEASE FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT AGGRO DH. Most infuriating shit in the world. Routinely killed by turn 6 because they have everything. Snowbally 1-drop, check. Cheap card draw, check. Cheap burst damage, check. Cheap weapon with a powerful battlecry? Check (seriously, a 3-mana blood razor with an immediate effect that only targets enemies AND goes face??). Ability to overload you for 2 by playing a 1-mana spell? Check. And stilt stepper, perhaps an even dumber card than Soulshard Lapidary, is just the icing on the cake.
The whole class was a mistake, and that's been obvious since AoO, but it's really frustrating when an interesting new expansion drops and the meta is totally taken over by cheap aggro nonsense that is able to kill non-control / non-taunt-heavy decks with neutral 1-drops supported by DH's busted HP and busted card draw. Shit is ridiculous. I understand the need to play the meta and adjust your decks, but something is very wrong when a deck with a curve like that is able to win 60% of their games.
You forgot to mention 1 mana cost hero power that can just keep chipping away.
It ain’t just DH I’m sick of, it’s the same old face Hunter archetype since day fucking 1. Few new additions in it over the years but it’s basically the same shit. Total bore fest. The whole classic set needs a rework in my opinion.
Is that a murloc? Yawn....conceede!
I mentioned their busted HP. Particularly offensive that it's a +1 to equipped weapons, given how they nerfed that interaction in Rogue way back in the day.
I don't struggle as much with face hunter, even though it's annoying.
I am seeing face hunters running two owls. Silences any taunts and activates Death's Bite. Which they always draw for lethal.
Wtf does it take Bli$$ard wtf does it fucking take for you to realize your game is fucking garbage and you are just money grabbing pieces of shit huh!? Why do you continue to give and allow any kind of res priest to exist. Tell me fucking why a deck that does nothing, and a deck with endless board clears, a deck that only needs to play one monster is healthy for this game? Tell me why a high rolling piece of shit class is allowed to just summon the same monster over and over and over and over and over again with no draw backs is fair. Explain that to us you fucking twats! No one likes priest. And no one likes res priest. So why does it still exist. Go die in the deepest hole Activison. And that’s just one class of your fucking stupid game. Imagine if I talked about all the other trash tier brainless classes with their garbo haha in a gud player cards!
Jezus losing to a priest in Arena who created thoughtsteal, which specifically stole my N´Zoth god of the deep from 23 remaining cards ofcourse.
Came to mathematically theorize an assumption:
(Casual-environment)+(golden-paid-hero-portrait)+(scary-thuggish-battletag)=tier 1 deck gold farming idiot.
I think this is close to 100% accurate.
So fun when you get a highlander quest priest down to 3 health and he finds Nozari off DQA. So fun.
They finally did it, after years of HS aids they managed to completely suck all the fun out of HS. Shitty BP, DH running rampant, creating new cards that basically never can see play in a 'normal' meta. Same fucking BS every single fucking expansion. I
There has never been a cringier time to be a Hearthstone player. It's embarrassing.
broken fucking aggro DH you autistic fucking trash I hate you all
If I had a baseball bat and was able to teleport behind you with the push of a button, I would do it and cry genuine tears of joy while swinging away
If you play DH simply because you can't afford any expensive decks or just started out the game, sure. I don't mind you too much.
But. If you could play any other class and decide to spam DH just to shit on people's experience who actually try to experiment with decks or play Hearthstone, not "will I survive the first 5 turns"-Stone, go fuck yourself.
Yogg trolled me, the roulette hit the summon minions with rush, and suddenly rope started to burn and I have no idea why until Nozdormu appeared
WTF, why rope started if Nozdormu wasn’t in board yet?