Hearthpwn

i lose because fucking priest discovers dead mans hand

im so fucking over this goddamned rng bullshit game.  skill is fucking dead.

skill is so fucking dead.  there is LITERALLY no such thing as playing well, its' all fucking goddamned lucky bullshit, and hope to pull some fucking miracle out of your ass that wasn't even your goddamned deck ot start with.

OH WHATS THIS, DEAD MANS HAND PRIEST? AND INFINTE UNGORO PACKS?  HOW FUCKING AMAZING!!!! SUCH FUCKING SKILL!!!!!!

this after having the perfect opening for jade druid of coin growth into jade blossom into nourish into jade behemoth into deathknight into UI.

i guess its my fault for not playing around it.

i cant get across to you all how much yoiu dont fucking get it, you dont know what bad luck means.  i promise you none of you have had the kind of shit ive had to deal wiht.  oh maybe you thihnk you have.  you fucking dont.

three fucking ice lances in the first 4 turns.  god fucking damn.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

GOD FUCKING DAMINT

WHAT DID I DO TO FUCKING DESERVE THIS

LETS BE 1 STAR OFF RANK 10 AND THEN RUN INTO INFINITE BIG PRIESTS.

FUCKING KILL ME

lets try out this fun new deck and then immediately only queue into tryhard trying to hit legend with decks that completely counter mine.

i hate dumpster legend.

of course you got nightmare from ysera. thats just makes sense as to why i fucking lose yet again.  that is literally the only fucking card that would win the game.  god damnit.  why does LITERALLY EVERY-FUCKING-BODY get so goddamned lucky but me.

this is like the fourth fucking game ina  row ive been 1 off lethal and they topdeck or miracle draw their own lethal.

0-6 with quest rogue.  how the fuck does this shit even win.

why even fucking try anymore.  guldan + nzoth is broken as fuck.

FUCKING KILL ME

QUESTLESS OTK MAGE CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

GODDAMNIT I JUST WANT TO FUCKING HIT RANK 10 IN WILD IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK???????????????????

fuck this game and the netdeckers that are infesting the laddeer 24/7

To all these fucking retards at Blizzard designing Mage cards: Fuck you

Are you really too fucking stupid to come up with another mechanic than "Add Random Spell to your Hand"?

You are getting paid for this ridiculous shit? Or are you just some fucktards who are too stupid to win a game without any rng?

So fucking annoying to play against Mages and at one point of the game their hand is just 100% random created cards.

Great, thanks for nothing you stupid Blizzard fuckers

I seriously don't understand why people have to take every opportunity they get to bm. I just had a fun game against a shaman (who admittedly was very lucky but still) and he had to ruin my mood by saying 'thank you' when he once again had a perfect answer and topdecking lethal after that. Right before that I was thinking hey I don't mind losing this, it was a fun game, but no mister 'Robro' had to be a dick and ruin it.

out of the last 20 games or so 15(!) were priests and the rest warlocks and mages

in other news, jesus christ has changed his middle name to "fucking"

To all those playing Kingsbane Rogue I hope all you face are Aggro Decks that kill you way before you can start buffing that degenerate crap card.... Right now one of the cards I hope the most we'll see in Witchwood is "Ooze etc etc..." "Battlecry: Silence your opponent's weapon and destroy it".... I don't care if the Deck sucks,has a crappy winrate or whatever I want it to burn in hell alongside Coldlight Oracle.... 

Tried to rank from 14 with a control paladin.

 6-7 losses in a row, 1 hour wasted and not a single win.

At least I managed to complete a divine shield quest, so I can't say I absolutely wasted my time, but still every match was shitty and unpleasant to play.