and by the way fuck the guy above, def call out all fucktards by name with battletag and post it here, shame the little shits until the end of time. And who is that guy up there please dont.. blah blah yea fuck off you dont the rules numbnuts.. i call you out for being douche.. fuck off
Have they seen what quest shamans do at the moment? They draw and generate tons of cards. I mean if you are trying to drain a shaman of ressources you basically have to through 50-60 cards or something. Sure, lackeys do a lot of work for them but if card generation and card draw is a weakness then why make lackeys viable in class that can double their battlecries?
Take take Sludge Slurper: it generates two lackeys. If one of those lackeys are a Ethereal Lackey that's two more cards - and if you get two of them then that's a total of 4 more cards. That's a total of 6 cards from a 1 drop (and 3 mana in total).
I wonder how retarded-pathetic-depressed-lonely-sad-ugly you have to be to rope every turn at rank 10 while playing a fucking dragon paladin. Wake up dude and stop believing you're original, your deck is absolutely shitty and boring, you will absolutely never go above that lame rank with that and that's all you deserve.
I know it's the wrong thread, but I just love when people add you after they lose a match, always curious what they come up with. In this case a control warrior lost against me playing rogue. Hey, it's not my fault that you suck.
Yep just as I thought people taking advantage of no squelching and are asserting their childish dominance by spamming emotes and emoting well played after steam rolling me. And don't fucking give me that "they are saying GG" yeah bull fucking crap, you gotta be the most biggest wanker to say that after it is clear your opponent could do nothing to win after getting desert hare evolved on turn 3. Honestly fuck the new expansion this game continues to just piss me off in ways I can't even begin to explain.
When your opponent just burst you with almost 120 dmg into face, not thinking for 1 sec , just smashing the button and playing like an idiot ,rng always rewards me with kind words....(almost amazing but he could have had like 20 more battlecry triggers but kept doing the button smash then play battlecry even with full hand....)
Meanwhile i literally just cleared 10 times his board managed to hold of till his fatigue and even with heal and all my resources gone he still manages to get a board...(gets created by rng -cry 4 hex to clear my big stuff, yeah and two walking fountain from created by INC to keep him alive)
Like spamming more than a 100 battlecry minion into a board isn't toxic with each time spamming emotes...(cause blizzard loves emote spammers, so no squelch for anyone)...then getting all the lucky evolves...
Off-topic: And i don't know why but i can't change quests. Like there was like 1 week ago a red X on them if you want to change them...and now Blizzard spams me with play shaman...
Yeah and kinda love how shaman has 2 mana make all my kobolds lesser fireballs with 4 damage /1 mana ...like dropping a board with just created by kobolds aren't like 1 sided RNG fiesta :P
I do not know how can you play this game. I have Harrison in my hunter deck. Played against 1 warrior and 4 rogues, did not draw Harrison, next game is against priest and Harrison is in my starting hand, is not it like a real trolling?
over 40% of the meta are shamans. that isnt well balanced game i think.
Imagine how embarassing it must be to be playing a shaman deck and NOT be able to get to legend rank - it would be like walking around with a badge saying "I'm a sad, lame little fuck, I suck at this game, and whatever rank I'm at is only due to free wins from my deck"
I actually feel sorry for shaman players - winning the odd game but losing at life.
I would have loved to have been in the meeting where someone pitched ZTG.
Joe Toolbox: "Ok so I have an idea. You know how the AI in the game reads the board and spoon feeds a player perfect cards on curve? What if we added a card that will allow the player to pick not just the perfect card in his net deck, but the perfect card in the game?"
Intern: "But what about strategy?"
Billy Beancounter: "You're new here so there's no way you could know that we removed thought and strategy from the game a long time ago."
Well if Blizzard wanted to be absolutely CERTAIN to make sure I NEVER spend money on Hearthstone, they would let a deck like evolve quest Shaman run on ladder without nerfs and simultaneously disable squelch.
The only thing sadder than Blizzard's incompetence are the thousands of sad little cumwads playing Shaman decks while stroking the emotes--keep your fingers on the tweezers jerking your undersized little peens boys - leave the emotes alone.