Hearthpwn

I wish I could personally slap every tempo secret mage player in the face . God that crap is annoying and it's 50% of the wild ladder.

To all the jack asses playing ladder decks in casual tonight. I hope you all step on a rusty nail and get tetanus. Quit being a scared little bitch and climb the ladder in ranked. Some of us are just trying to have fun while we complete quests. 

Damn, it feels so frustrating to lose to the 2nd plague lord by him dropping giant overbuffed C'tun which proceeds to end-of-turn-autoatack my face... twice in a row. In the words of a certain wise person - what were they thinking!?

Fuck agro highlander decks

Zephyrs the great -> silence -> taunts no good.

Could Zephyr be limited to own class only cards perhaps...

I had no idea that Hearthstone is that difficult to play. Three opponents in a row playing like turtles, making all the obvious plays. Just fucking play the game and don't bore me to death.

Ladder decks are fucking zero fun to play against rn  - either a ton of  discover/steal/generate cards that can't be played around with entire games won or lost due to card effect rng (Yogg and Zeph bullshit )  or drawn out control with nearly infinite value in the late  game or aggressive crap like murlocs that can kill you by turn 4-5

I either get stomped or stomp the other guy - where's the fun?

There is none. So glad I've not spent a dollar on packs in 3 years now. Regret investing ever in this crap.

And still no autosquelch what a fucking joke of a game- Soon as I receive an emote, these days, I just rope every turn till the end  of the game and spend 30 minutes imagining myself crapping in the other guys mouth. Despicable behaviour I know - but if that wasn't ok there'd be some sort of in game penalty for roping - and there is not.  Shit game full of lame players grinding the same old net decks and emoting while they wank off.

Sooo I more or less stopped playing this game for Magic. Just logged back after three days to do my quests. Went in casual playing a clunky quest Warlock (gotta play 30 warlock cards). I face only aggro full BM... Thanks for reminding me why I hate what this game have become. Pondering if I really need to do quests now.

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I know an ultra omega good fucking programmer and I showed him the posts of all these tin foil hats posting the same old drivel over and over without giving actual facts.

And all he said was "Are these people brain damaged". He cant understand how people can just post the same crap without any credible evidence

 

 Perhaps one of you should be more familiar with the game before making such comments. All you have to do is look at Zephyrs the great to see all the evidence that you need. The game is capable (and has been capable) of reading the board and determining the best possible cards. Casual observance would have given you both all the evidence that you need. Combine that with the facts that they manipulate the RNG so that you get at least a rare or better per pack, guarantee so many rares or better in arena, manipulate the occurrence of cards in arena, etc. and it is clear that the game is not random. 

I don't know how much more credible you can get than from Blizzard itself.  

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Quote from StholidCardsth >>

I know an ultra omega good fucking programmer and I showed him the posts of all these tin foil hats posting the same old drivel over and over without giving actual facts.

And all he said was "Are these people brain damaged". He cant understand how people can just post the same crap without any credible evidence

 

 Perhaps one of you should be more familiar with the game before making such comments. All you have to do is look at Zephyrs the great to see all the evidence that you need. The game is capable (and has been capable) of reading the board and determining the best possible cards. Casual observance would have given you both all the evidence that you need. Combine that with the facts that they manipulate the RNG so that you get at least a rare or better per pack, guarantee so many rares or better in arena, manipulate the occurrence of cards in arena, etc. and it is clear that the game is not random. 

I don't know how much more credible you can get than from Blizzard itself.  

 Who comes to the salt thread and criticizes salt?! Get a life bro, the purpose is to rant, regardless of validity. 

Shaman:
Weaknesses: Card draw, card generation

Seriously Blizzard did you think that?

Since I was criticized for replying to a post I will instead make this generic post that is not on any way in response to anything posted here.

Anyone that thinks that there is anything random about this game and/or denies the obvious facts about how the RNG is manipulated is a fucking retard and should not leave the house without a helmet on. 

The lackeys generate too much value for 1 mana and for some classes. For example, with 3 mana the shaman can discover 2 spells, not even random, plus 1 minion on board.  Quest shaman get ridiculous, hand fulls every turn. 

I'm growing to really fucking hate Quest Paladin.

Its too easy to complete (Just like with Shaman and Druid), and once its finished (usually by turn 4 or 5), and you play a game where if a Whelp or Egg sticks, you just lose (and even killing them your left with a 7/7 or 8/8 to deal with). Not enough silences (unless your playing priest) to have an answer for everything.

Its not quite CC + Mountain Giant tier obnoxious, but its a pretty fucking frustrating deck to play against.

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Since I was criticized for replying to a post I will instead make this generic post that is not on any way in response to anything posted here.

Anyone that thinks that there is anything random about this game and/or denies the obvious facts about how the RNG is manipulated is a fucking ****** and should not leave the house without a helmet on. 

 

 How many times are you going to repeat the same point? You're like a broken record with a tin-foil hat.

Psychopomp is literally the most  broken card in the game. I can't believe that Blizzard would print it. It is so absurdly broken that it makes the Priest match-up almost unwinnable.