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Finally managed to summon Highkeeper Ra, then proceeded to get hit in the face with a 20 damage Eye for an Eye, causing me to lose the game. 

After 10 FUCKING attempts I finally was winning against Tekahn in the tavern brawl.

I have lethal with a full board including a buffed King Krush.

He plays a doubling imp. Fine. Fine. Witchy Lacky the Imp into a Tolvir Stoneshaper. Fine. Witchy Lackys it again into a FUCKING CONVINCING INFILATRATOR.

AND OF FUCKING COURSE IT KILLS KRUSH WHEN I KILL IT.

I without exageration hope that whatever fucking idiot designed this final bosses hero power gets fired from Blizzard and is never picked up by another firm for the rest of his or her life. How can you construct such a fucking broken hero power and just be like "oh yep yep this'll be fun for people to play against!!!!!1!!!1"

I don't give a SHIT if it's just a tavern brawl, but when you make a boss so FUCKING unfun as they have with Tekahn you have failed as a game designer, no matter the context.

Play until fatigue, then mage throws this shit 10 mana spell and wins funcking game. I hate this crap, why do you create such a poor designed card? Mage did not deserve that win, but miraculously finds lethal damage from 10 mana coin flip garbage.

Whenever I lose by damage spell to face it reminds me of the Mage bias that's always been prevalent in this game. Oh sure, Charge is bad but unblockable, uncounterable damage straight to face is a-okay. Yep. Such utter bullshit, and so overpowered within the context of contemporary strategies. Only a Mage player exploiting it could defend it. 

why do players always greet only when they have a good hand or if they're playing cancer? I insta squelch those because I already suppose why they're emoting, and I'm right 99% of the time

Quote from Pathod >>

why do players always greet only when they have a good hand or if they're playing cancer? I insta squelch those because I already suppose why they're emoting, and I'm right 99% of the time

 LOL thats 100% true! i realized that i only greet when i have good hand.

Tired of aggro decks. Im spending 10-15 minutes on average to gain a star, but because of those aggros i lose it in 5 minutes. Its just not fair.

I just dont understand how people still enjoy playing token druid or mech hunter. 

if you play shit like darkest hour and big priest you genuinely need to get your head checked, you probably have a brain tumor that's turning you into an absolute fucking degenerate

Giving aggro so many draw options. if you play your hand you should have no hand, it's used to be the weakness of playing it.

I am super salty. Here's my experience from the past two days. Got pretty unlucky. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-Get my opponent down to 1 health until a double battlecry Mind Control Tech steals my Tirion Fordring and Siamat, but NOT the four other Microbot tokens on the field.

-Have lethal next turn until my opponent uses Mutate on two Mogu Fleshshapers to get a double King Krush into my face.

-I have a Leeroy Jenkins with ten attack and Windfury, but my opponent had Vaporize... as a Shaman. Menacing Nimbus into Mana Cyclone will do that I guess. That's a 1/34 chance to get that Elemental and then another 1/38 chance to get that spell.

-Play Singleton Paladin 6 times without drawing Octosari ONCE. Play Murloc Paladin 4 times without drawing Prismatic Lens ONCE and one of those times BOTH WERE AT THE BOTTOM OF MY DECK! Play Combo Priest twice and don't draw Inner Fire ONCE.

-Accidentally mulliganed my Quest as a Shaman... but that's my own fault. 

-Double Duel! (because of Archmage Vargoth) pulls out my Sir Finley of the Sands and Zephyrs the Great. "BY THE HOLY LIGHT" "BY THE HOLY LIGHT" "BY THE HOLY LIGHT" "BY THE HOLY LIGHT" "BY THE HOLY LIGHT" "BY THE HOLY LIGHT" "BY THE HOLY LIGHT" "BY THE HOL-"

fuck you Zephyr, that card is ruining the game much more than yogg saron.

Such a lifesaver should not be possible in a supposed to be skill+luck game. it's non skill and it's not even luck since is an AI driven help.

all of fame this shit as soon as possible. 

Nowadays I am getting terrible luck with arena literally forcing me to pick cards that nobody would chose under any condition with rogue 

Quote from Liam3Bucks >>

Finally managed to summon Highkeeper Ra, then proceeded to get hit in the face with a 20 damage Eye for an Eye, causing me to lose the game. 

 I'm sorry brother, but this shit's funny as balls, haha.

I guess the good thing about the fact that the outcome of every game is predetermined is that decks that would work less than 10% of the time in the real world work about 50% of the time in Hearthstone. 

Blizzard quickly realized that the DR. Boom nerf to 9 mana was not sufficient so they coded it to only be drawn in the bottom 10 cards. I guess that is easier than admitting that it is way overpowered. 

Standard is such shit rn.. same 4 decks after these braindead morons just netdeck whatever people play in grandmasters. I really hope this game crashes hard its just a cash cow at this point

please, please Blizzard can you introduce a new game format? 

1.Wild

2. Retarded (actual standard)

3. New Standard (without Murlocs and Zephrys)

Thanks a lot.

Quote from mortoz >>

please, please Blizzard can you introduce a new game format? 

1.Wild

2. ******** (actual standard)

3. New Standard (without Murlocs and Zephrys)

Thanks a lot.

 Lol standart format will be always retarded regardless zephyrs or murlocs.

Where is kaladin ?

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Where is kaladin ?

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