Hearthpwn

fuck this new hunter secret cancer...

Alright i'm tired of facing off against aggro lackey shit in casual mode, it's an early christmas to you fuckers and i'm giving out ropes, it's the gift that keeps on giving, every turn i will give it to you free of charge, no need to thank me. I am the santa klaus of hearthstone and all my elves have been practicing their cordage skills, i have enough rope for all of you, don't worry you'll get one, since you're all in line for it. Enjoy.

First day of the fucking expansion fucking maggots

Try something new or something fun, fucking maggots

9 in 10 matches is against some kind of bullshit aggro cancer

I'm so fucking disappointed with this game, this doesn't change, never, it's always the same fucking thing

"Face is the place, me no think, me no hav brain, me go face and count the damage later"

Zoolock, Quest damage shaman or I don't know what type of bullshit deck is that, Quest Token Druid, Secret mage, Secret Hunter, even SOME KIND OF PIRATE WARRIOR IS RETURDED.

FUCK YOU THAT DOESN'T KNOW OTHER TYPE OF DECKS, YOU ARE THE CANCER OF THIS GAME.

Heal Zoo and Odd Paladin in Casual day 2 of expansion.... 

Some weird murloc Paladin that had a highlander deck but a shit ton of duplicates..... 

I can't even

So did this expansion prove to people once and for all blizzard could give two fucks yet? Damn gotta say I had quite the lose streak to quite the impressive players. First to mage who tops fireball for game. Next to shaman who tops board clear into proceeding to then top deck shudder. Then oh snaps a hunter who tops zuljin into double companion hitting double huffer and the one kill command that hits my face. When I was at 13 and my opp was at 1. Phew lad dang I gotta say I wish I was good at this game but I guess I just don’t have what it takes for those big brain plays. I try month after month and my little pea brain just can’t get to the level of these true masters!

And I forgot to mention the warrior who had boom and was deal with board or its game (like the situation my opp is in before they always skillfully outplay me) Before his hp swapped into the one to everything as he proceeds into top decking the execute for the whole board. XD XD XD XD

Helloooooooo there is a new expansion for those who didn't know!!!

So f**k all your Mech Bomb Hunters, Token Druid cunt players…..go f**k yourselfs!!!

Try something new for once

Oh yeah….and f**k all Rogue players 

How to save Hearthstone: 

1. Nerf Big Priest into the ground  

2. Raise the amount of dust you receive from disenchanting cards. DE 4 regular legendaries should not equate to the cost of one regular legendary, ridiculously expensive. I find this astounding this still hasn't been changed since the game's conception.

3. Add achievements that reward a pack, dust, or gold.

This way new players can work towards a wider collection easier and have more of an incentive to try out different decks. New players just keep picking up cheap aggro decks all the time because they are F2P and swarm the casual ranks where ladder anxiety isn't a problem and farm gold to the 100 limit then call it a day. Rinse and repeat. 

I am sick and fucking tired of dipping my toes into wild after a new expansion only to find the same goddamn crap from up to 3 years ago. And there are old players who still F2P! you know it's bad when the old players are still trying to get a wider collection, no wonder they farm with aggro decks! 

Can't help but feel sad for people that plays only old decks on release day. Either they have 0 money, or did not save for gold. and it sucks to be them. Or their only joy is to try to climb from rank 15 abusing a non settled meta yet, and it sucks to be them :/

EDIT: Actually a majority of people do that. When winning at all cost is better than having fun :/

Quote from Darksun200 >>

How to save Hearthstone: 

1. Nerf Big Priest into the ground  

As a 'Wild' player I just have to agree to this.

Out of the 10 games I played yesterday, still half of them was some form of Big Priest..

All the hate here against the aggro decks is really misplaced. Or actually: the aggro decks are a direct result of so many wild players turning to Big Priest, since aggro is the only thing that can withstand this cancer of a deck.

A whole day allready…….fu**ed up mulligan….fu**ed up card draw.....why?????

And my opponent....wel they have allmost everything they need.

Day two of the expansion and roughly 60% of my (low rank) ladder encounters are against top tier meta decks featuring not a single card of the new set.

Murloc shaman, beast hunter, mech hunter, bomb hunter, zoolock, token druid, conjuring mage...

Stop blaming Blizzard, it's this f**king community of players that keeps ruining this game. Sick people, hope you spend your whole summer on a wheelchair. Ready to get back up in time for school.

Every fucking druid, quest into coin.

Can someone remind bomb hunters that there are actual new cards and fun decks to use. Just a small reminder wankers.

Playing quest priest against degenerate cancer mage, get two huge minion on board and two smaller ones, traded giant, restored minions to full health, had enough healings with ritualists and  damage with upgraded hero power to trade every fucking minion in existence.
Proceed getting freezed for 4 turns straight while the fucker flood the board with mirror images and conjurer FOUR fucking times a sea giant in the same turn.
Meanwhile he even kill my 5/9 taunt with 0 mana spells thanks to balanced sorcerer apprentice.

Next game
Control warrior with literally only 2 new card being the op retarded shit 2/2 taunt discover taunt, hides himself behind a wall of taunts buffed by double armagedillo while I have to play with only one giant minion to play around his balanced removals, until he plays double omega balanced devastator and then zilliax.

I really hope paladin quest is  half cancerous as it looks as I'm going to play only it if it beat mages and warriors.

Never felt that much disgust for human beings.

My paladin opponent seroiusly just played:

T1: Quest

T2: Crystology into Crystology

T3: Micro Mummy into Murmy

T4: Bone Wraith

T5: Temple Berserker into Murmy into Quest complete into Hero power the still alive Micro Mummy

T6: Mechanical Whelp

I clear welp into T7: Mechano-Egg into hero power egg

T8: Second egg into hero power this new egg

Then this piece of filth has the fucking audacity to emote "Thank You" as I concede. Like you SEROUSLY just rolled the literal perfect draw, something I'd pay Blizzard $1000 just to happen to me ONCE, then you fucking emote like you had ANY skill AT ALL in making that happen? Congrats you played fucking Curvestone and heropowered the big deathrattle guys so much fucking skill.

Geez, I hate mech hunter and broken magnetic. It's just like blessing of kings have "Choose One: Give 4/4 or summon 4/4". Seems broken to me

Hearthstone is worse and worse, true garbage, I did not know they could make it so bad. I always retire in brawliseum, but this time I wanted to try, I took Whizbang, because I do not have new cards, 0 wins. First game I was playing secret aggro paladin, such a pathetic deck, of course I could not beat that quest rogue with this trash. But it is actually was the only game I was allowed to play. Second game - I play quest rogue now, I play 2 mana spell and get Execute and Devastate against murloc shaman, then I play fox and get 7 mana board clear, other cards I drew were Edwin, Miscreant, Shark. What the fuck, shaman beats my face and I can not play a single card. Of course I died on turn 5 because he played Bloodlust. The last game, another pathetic deck, big warrior, against quest druid, who had coin. I played my first card on turn 5!

Lol, why I even had a think to try brawliseum this time. Fuck this game.

Not surprising that they tried to make up for the fact that they basically phoned this expansion in by manipulating the RNG so extremely that every game literally runs on autopilot. I wish I hadn't have gotten banned from the Blizzard forums for telling everyone what we already know - that there is nothing random about the game. I would love to hear from those morons that used to tell me that it would be near impossible for Blizzard to code that kind of manipulation. Now we have an A.I. legendary. Next I will tell them that pro wrestling is fake.