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I have a confession to make. I only play Casual to test my dumb ideas against tier 1 meta decks. Also, I'm only salty most of the time because I just found out my idea was dumb and terrible against tier 1 meta decks. That's all. Carry on.

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Quote from Solarsurge >>

I have a confession to make. I only play Casual to test my dumb ideas against tier 1 meta decks. Also, I'm only salty most of the time because I just found out my idea was dumb and terrible against tier 1 meta decks. That's all. Carry on.

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fuck bomb warrior stupid deck and fuck every hunter deck ever

I swear to fucking god every time I am 1 win from rank 6 the game drops a bad matchup on me where my opponent draws absolutely perfect or my opponent gets crazy good RNG and beats me when I'm 1 turn from winning.  I'm sick of this man I feel like it's a god damn conspiracy.  This is now 5 times now I've been one win away and I get RNG fucked back down to the bottom of rank 7.  JUST LET ME GET TO RANK 5 YOU SHITTY FUCKING MATCHMAKING SYSTEM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

8 warriors in a row.  I'm done. What's fun and interactive about facing infinite armor plus infinite removal? 

So all the lame fucks who spammed hunter for the last 2-3 seasons have moved over to lackey rogue? 

I always used to like Soggoth the Slitherer, it was my first WotoG legendary (apart from C‘Thun of course ^^) and I‘ve tried to use it in my decks a lot of times. Now that the arena rules have changed to make it available again, I was very thrilled to see it appear in my latest draft! 

Having insta picked it, turns out Soggoth isn’t good enough for arena anymore.. I was able to play him in no more than three different games, and not a single of those I was able to win. I went a shameful 1-3!

Alright, a bad arena run isn‘t the end of the world..

But there is something about this run that makes me very, very sad and angry at the same time! My old love, Soggoth the Slitherer, who also happened to be the card I was so happy to pick in that disastrous draft, has died to the very same card EACH. AND. EVERY. TIME. 

And that card is Burly Shovelfist.

This drives me immensely mad! How can a massive 9 mana elusive LEGENDARY taunt minion be killed by a COMMON Shovelfist?! Heck, the fist even SURVIVES the attack with a whopping 4 health!!! I feel very, very bad for Soggoth and wish that Burly Shovelfist one day will get nerfed into the ground for this.

I mean, back in the TGT days, Icehowl was a legendary for being an early incarnation of a huge rush minion (with the downside of NEVER being able to attack heroes)! Nowadays, anyone can do that or what?!?

Same thing as with Icehowl happened not far ago to a card named Princess Huhuran. It, too, was dismantled by better rare/common cards with the same effect (Terrorscale Stalker and Play Dead).

I am infuriated!! Blizz can‘t just print common nobody minions that directly outclass old legends!!! Why do they do this? It makes playing legendaries feel like playing weak minions! They spit on their own past!

walking fountain another ridiculous common..but honestly from bomb warrior alone the dev team are obviously dumbfucks that dont actually play card games so dont expect much.

Dumbfest game with absolute trashbag 1-3 minion drop.

TFW Giant is the best drop, forced to play with shitty card like Gadgetzan Auctioneer, Wow much gameplay very balance.

At least I've been able to be free to play for the last 3 years - whilever we don't have autosquelch Blizzard will never get another dollar from me. Sad fucks stroking the emotes during a game. Keep your hands on your undersized little dicks boys.

Quote from DrKrippen >>

I always used to like Soggoth the Slitherer, it was my first WotoG legendary (apart from C‘Thun of course ^^) and I‘ve tried to use it in my decks a lot of times. Now that the arena rules have changed to make it available again, I was very thrilled to see it appear in my latest draft! 

Having insta picked it, turns out Soggoth isn’t good enough for arena anymore.. I was able to play him in no more than three different games, and not a single of those I was able to win. I went a shameful 1-3!

Alright, a bad arena run isn‘t the end of the world..

But there is something about this run that makes me very, very sad and angry at the same time! My old love, Soggoth the Slitherer, who also happened to be the card I was so happy to pick in that disastrous draft, has died to the very same card EACH. AND. EVERY. TIME. 

And that card is Burly Shovelfist.

This drives me immensely mad! How can a massive 9 mana elusive LEGENDARY taunt minion be killed by a COMMON Shovelfist?! Heck, the fist even SURVIVES the attack with a whopping 4 health!!! I feel very, very bad for Soggoth and wish that Burly Shovelfist one day will get nerfed into the ground for this.

I mean, back in the TGT days, Icehowl was a legendary for being an early incarnation of a huge rush minion (with the downside of NEVER being able to attack heroes)! Nowadays, anyone can do that or what?!?

Same thing as with Icehowl happened not far ago to a card named Princess Huhuran. It, too, was dismantled by better rare/common cards with the same effect (Terrorscale Stalker and Play Dead).

I am infuriated!! Blizz can‘t just print common nobody minions that directly outclass old legends!!! Why do they do this? It makes playing legendaries feel like playing weak minions! They spit on their own past!

 The love of a man for a card. I feel you brother, you made me smile. One day Soggoth the Slitherer will rise 

Warrior is a class for degraded monkeys.

fucking control warrior playing 3 times Elysiana...

Im at rank 4 and literally just autoconcede to warrior. I mean, fuck that shit. Last game I played 36 mins against a warrior just to lose to 4 elysianas...

There is a reason for fatigue. I guess they didnt print the card to avoid fatigue, but they didnt think her effect through

I could have a lot of fun with them if coldlight oracle wasn't hall of famed, but noo. No deathloards, no dirty rats. Aggro and win by turn six or don't play.

I do understand people want to climb the ladder asap and so pick the most annoying/effective decks. If I had enough cards/dust, I would probably join them. That being said, all you warrior players are trash to me. Peace.

lost 3 games in casual to a big priest degenerate that had barnes on 4 into ragnaros 2 fucking games, and ran entomb which rendered my sylvanas useless. blizzard nerf this fucking deck you fucking idiots, it's your fault it exists, so fix it before everyone quits the fucking game

I'm actually going to fucking ranked to avoid cancer in casual, fuck this game

please give us casual mode blizzard.