Hearthpwn

tell me wht deck im allowed to play and what cards im allowed to play.  i fuckngi give up. 

i cant do this anymore

i do NOT deserve to make my own decks.  i should just delete every card except whizbang and fucking end it al.

Day 2 of expansion. IQ 80 and below are settled down for zoo and aggropaladin already.

Fuck this tryhard neverlegend community :S

Quote from xRecaliberx >>

I mean it's not any different than buffing a minion played last turn with a spell on your current turn. They can attack right away with the new stats.....

 Yes, but buff spells are just sitting dead in you hand when there is nothing on board. That is the main reason why running a lot of buff cards was never that good historically speaking but with minions beeing the buff cards the likelihood that you have nothing to put on board is just gone.  In essence, the flexibility of magnetic is just waaay higher and I dont feel like this is really accounted for.

start the brawl for fun.Turn 3 i play king mukla.Opponent powers up the taunts.
Concede.

I had enough of playing against aggro degenerates and drawing poorly.

I don't get it. It's rank 19-20. It's one day after a new expansion. People everywhere have netdecks and aggro. I could understand at rank 5 and legend, but 20? No new cards, same old tier 1 decks, no fun involved. Half of those i meet even spam me down with "well played" and "wow" emotes when I can't survive turn 6 even after beeing proactive.

Today i played 16 games.. 8 against zoolock and 6 of this 8 with prince on turn 2. 

FUCKING BULLSHIT!

who's said odd paladin is cancer

its cancerous if you suck blizzard dick

mine is not cancerous cuz got lost by godlike draw luck warlock

you only got good draw if blizzard got good eye on you and how much your wallet have to waste

What the fuck is wrong with people playing 0 new cards?! Can someone explain to me the mentality of this retardiness? 

Quote from LordMortain >>

A normal game using even shaman getting destroyed by a fucking ****** rogue with the 4 mana 3/3 summoning Malygos like no tomorrow,I got OTKilled in turn 7 in motherfucking turn 7 without being able to do almost nothing,people say the don't want to make Malygos go to Hall of Fame,guess what? FUCK YOU BITCHES 

PD:I'm getting tired of this shitty meta with OP zoo's,****** rogues OTK you and stealing all your stuff and dudes with Mecha'thun Yisuscrist,if they were saying that OTK were a bad thing for the game and unfunny as shit,why in the fucking hell they do so much fucking cards to do CANCER YES FUCKING CANCER OTKS RETARDS?

 

 Are you actually complaining about Tess Rogur which isn't even competitive

Quote from Drkpingvin >>

What the fuck is wrong with people playing 0 new cards?! Can someone explain to me the mentality of this retardiness? 

 I never understood  that either.  The “I’m poor and can’t afford shit” excuse is lol.  You’ve got hours to waste on a game playing degenerate decks BUT you can’t afford ANY new packs!? Must suck being you lol!

ive has nothing but piss-poor luck in any game.  I feel like streamers need to play non bullshit decks because coward noobs simply want to copy and paste without thinking.  I was watching J4ckiechan for fun earlier and 14 people in like 10 minutes were like “what’s this decklist?” Or “why is it so hard to copy his list?” Some people are born losers I guess.

The entire Mage class needs to be Hall of Famed.

Quote from Feylix >>

I don't get it. It's rank 19-20. It's one day after a new expansion. People everywhere have netdecks and aggro. I could understand at rank 5 and legend, but 20? No new cards, same old tier 1 decks, no fun involved. Half of those i meet even spam me down with "well played" and "wow" emotes when I can't survive turn 6 even after beeing proactive.

 If it makes you feel any better, they're spamming emotes because it makes them feel like kings at rank 20 which is pretty sad lmao

All these boring cunts playing decks with zero new cards in, fuck off and ruin a different game.

Zooheal, Evenlock, Controllock... 3/4 of all games are against locks... thats so boooooooooooooooooooring.

Just got smited (smote?) by RNGesus so need to vent...

Playing against miracle rogue as elemental shaman, my opponent got The Runespear from Hallucination. Queue the following idiocy:

The Runespear into 2x Academic Espionage into 1-mana The Storm Bringer into Stargazer Luna into my opponent chaining about 15 cards in a turn (most of which were 1-mana shaman cards) into an absolute stampede of Leyline Spiders into me being super dead.

Man was I salty after that... it's good to rant ;)

Quote from LeAdderNoir >>

Just got smited (smote?) by RNGesus so need to vent...

Playing against miracle rogue as elemental shaman, my opponent got The Runespear from Hallucination. Queue the following idiocy:

The Runespear into 2x Academic Espionage into 1-mana The Storm Bringer into Stargazer Luna into my opponent chaining about 15 cards in a turn (most of which were 1-mana shaman cards) into an absolute stampede of Leyline Spiders into me being super dead.

Man was I salty after that... it's good to rant ;)

 I'd keep an eye out for your opponent in the pepper thread.

Let's play some Wild Casual and have a fun game over 10 minutes which requires actual use of your brain! Oh nevermind, it's Baku Rogue xddddd