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Quote from Kaladin >>

what wins games

[ ] playing perfectly

[x] being a goddamned luckbox

what loses games

[x] being me

[x] playing flawlessly

 

a better player would have a better opening hand.  this is why i should be banned from hearthstone.

since i played perfectly anhd my opponent drew better, i should ABSOTLUELY lose th game.

Does it ever get old saying that you played perfectly every game? Nobody is flawless at the game and we all make mistakes. If you continue to chalk all of your losses up to your bad luck and the opponent's god-tier luck, and never take the time to actually look at your own misplays so that you can improve as a player then I don't expect you're going to enjoy your play experience any more so than you are right now.

didnt draw any armor, guess that nullifies everythign ive done this game!!!

BACK TO RANK 20 WHERE I FUCKING BELONG

here we go again, 1 game away from rank 5 for the 4th time today and lose to INSANE perfect draw.

im never hitting 5, period.   my account shoudl be permanently banned.

as predicted, 4 hours ago i was one win from rank 5.  i am now at least 3 wins from rank 5.

Quote from Lyra_Silvertongue >>

Quote from Kaladin >>

what wins games

[ ] playing perfectly

[x] being a goddamned luckbox

what loses games

[x] being me

[x] playing flawlessly

 

a better player would have a better opening hand.  this is why i should be banned from hearthstone.

since i played perfectly anhd my opponent drew better, i should ABSOTLUELY lose th game.

Does it ever get old saying that you played perfectly every game? Nobody is flawless at the game and we all make mistakes. If you continue to chalk all of your losses up to your bad luck and the opponent's god-tier luck, and never take the time to actually look at your own misplays so that you can improve as a player then I don't expect you're going to enjoy your play experience any more so than you are right now.

I think Kaladin has actually put you on ignore because he knows you are right and he wants to just whinge without people trying to help him. It is really tedious seeing him always insist he plays perfectly because if that was the case he wouldn't lose as much as he claims he does. 

Quote from DMH_Meta >>

Quote from Kaladin >>

must be fuckin nice to win games automatically.

why hasnt odd rogue been banned yet?

 i hate it too, but lately ive been beating it on ranked and losing with it when i decide to try it on casual

 You both sicken me.  /salt

Quote from Razlorus >>

Quote from Lyra_Silvertongue >>

Quote from Kaladin >>

what wins games

[ ] playing perfectly

[x] being a goddamned luckbox

what loses games

[x] being me

[x] playing flawlessly

 

a better player would have a better opening hand.  this is why i should be banned from hearthstone.

since i played perfectly anhd my opponent drew better, i should ABSOTLUELY lose th game.

Does it ever get old saying that you played perfectly every game? Nobody is flawless at the game and we all make mistakes. If you continue to chalk all of your losses up to your bad luck and the opponent's god-tier luck, and never take the time to actually look at your own misplays so that you can improve as a player then I don't expect you're going to enjoy your play experience any more so than you are right now.

I think Kaladin has actually put you on ignore because he knows you are right and he wants to just whinge without people trying to help him. It is really tedious seeing him always insist he plays perfectly because if that was the case he wouldn't lose as much as he claims he does. 

 Hehehehh ... I squelched that idiot a long time ago so I have to see quotes of her drivel now.  Kinda makes me miss Shrutebuvks- that guy really knew how to vent until I squelched him.

This game is soooooo triggering. I play recruit hunter I draw two devilsaurs after mulligan, I play priest I draw two mind blasts. Of course my opponents don't have this issue and get the perfect lich king procs, Blizzard pls send an e-mail when you wanna fuck me, so I can get prepared before. Or at least buy me dinner :/

EDIT: I wanna apologize to the player named: Starck. I spammed wow because I won a game after being 0-5, I was wowing myself, if it makes sense :p

thanks for quoting the people i have on ignore.  at least i still know people hate me here.

edit: yall, maybe this is the salt thread and not the rational discussion thread?

Quote from Razlorus >>

Quote from Lyra_Silvertongue >>

Quote from Kaladin >>

what wins games

[ ] playing perfectly

[x] being a goddamned luckbox

what loses games

[x] being me

[x] playing flawlessly

 

a better player would have a better opening hand.  this is why i should be banned from hearthstone.

since i played perfectly anhd my opponent drew better, i should ABSOTLUELY lose th game.

Does it ever get old saying that you played perfectly every game? Nobody is flawless at the game and we all make mistakes. If you continue to chalk all of your losses up to your bad luck and the opponent's god-tier luck, and never take the time to actually look at your own misplays so that you can improve as a player then I don't expect you're going to enjoy your play experience any more so than you are right now.

I think Kaladin has actually put you on ignore because he knows you are right and he wants to just whinge without people trying to help him. It is really tedious seeing him always insist he plays perfectly because if that was the case he wouldn't lose as much as he claims he does. 

Add me if you disagree and want to point out my misplays.  

I was playing Taunt Druid most of yesterday but hadn't realized it was no longer a top tier deck.  In every game, my opponent either had insane topdecks or had some big swing play that I could not have possibly played around or interacted with.  

You are right in that this is the salt thread and I am using it correctly to vent my frustration, but incorrect in that I am not playing damn near perfectly.   

fuck this rock-papaer-scissors meta

I get why some ex-pro players quit the the game. It’s all cars draw... at some point skill doesn’t matter- it’s who draws their combo first. All day it seems my best cards are in the bottom of my deck. Haven’t seen Keleseth is days... thanks blizzard for making me begin to believe all the “this game is rigged” crap. I can’t mulligan or draw any cards for crap. Really frustrated 

Is it just me or should Blizzard re-word Blink Fox to be "add one of the best cards from your opponents class to your hand"?

Lost count of the amount of times it gave them a Rin or a Flamestrike or something else perfect for the battle in question...

Kaptain Trips has me salty as fuck . . . for not thinking of that amazing name first

#TheStand #StephenKingBestKing

In other news, no clue if ladder is "rigged" or not, but it's certainly not the reason you can't hit legend.

Plenty of people hit legend every season, and they don't stream, they're not blizzard employees, etc.

Something tells me this post needs more salt . . . um . . . oh, god damn it I didn't save 3 quests for festival.

Need free mecha-Jaraxxus for existing, get on it blizzard.

how many games in a row must i concede before i stop queuing into ladder decks?

wtf is all those fucking net decks doing in casual??? fuck man im just trying to complete  a quest with a humble deck and faced like 8 tier 1 decks in a row geez fucking retarded people

"want 160 gold? i have the quest.  meme decks"

plays aggro hunter

I'm actually the unluckiest person on the planet. I put together a healock deck cuz I want to see what all the fuss is about, do 6 games with it. Never draw Keleseth once, never draw flame imp once, never draw happy ghoul with a heal once. Go 1-5. Okay fine whatever, time to queue up with my evenlock deck.

First game is against a warlock. He goes second, on turn 1 plays Flame Imp coin Vodoo doctor Ghoul Ghoul. Fucking okay dude. I also never drew a defile despite hard-mulliganing for it and tapping turns 1, 2, and 3.

Second game is against a warlock. he coins Keleseth on 1. Taps 2. Turn 3 plays buffed Voodoo Doctor, buffed Ghoul, buffed Ghoul. Turn 6 he plays Funglemancer and Soulfires my face *edit: relooked over the replay, he soulfired my 8/4 taunted Mountain giant* with two cards in hand and discards a lifedrinker. I hellfire defile to clear his board while I have 5 health left. But I have fully upgraded spellstone and shroom brewer and Guldan in hand. He kills me with his non-buffed Leeroy, which he had a 50/50 to discard the turn prior.

I have never in my 6 expansions of playing this game seen a deck that is so utterly unstoppable if you have a good muligan, and so utterly useless if you don't.