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tfw you throw Leeroy on board for exact lethal when all of a sudden the game glitches and he can't charge

Kids don't play when you're drunk af, you lose the ability to do simple math

disregard my last post you shuoldnt drink nyway

You wanna know the worst that can happen to you in Hearthstone?

I'm pretty sure is "being kicked out the game for no apparent reason, thus losing it, when you were dealing the lethal blow, after your opponent missplayed constantly, including the previous turn where it pretty much granted you said lethal".

I've lost two ranks in as many days, and that was just from rank 16 to 18, and using a Murloc Paladin deck, which my sources say is Tier 1. Though I've been playing this game for over a year, I've played Ranked Mode so infrequently that this is the first time I've done this badly since I was just starting out on Ranked. I feel like the worst player in the world right now, but I'm still determined to try again tomorrow, if only out of sheer determination to break this bad streak.

spell hunter is a bitch

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For God's sake blizz stop what you are doing currently to the game and make a quick nerf to Cubelock. Please. The deck loses absolutely nothing until next set rotation after this one coming soon. I will not stand for another year of this crap let alone a single month. 

Somebody needs to have a talk with the dev team they really need to be more careful how they print these synergistic cards. Make the lackey 7 mana or dark pact 2 mana or more. Thats all you have to do. 

 

Why? The deck loses to Murloc Pally, Aggro Pally, Secret/Burn Mage, Control Lock, & Big Priest. Plenty of counters right now for it. 

all i ask is to have A FUCKING NORMAL HEARTHSTONE EXPERIENCE.

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK???????

  i'm not playing aggro right now  , so f*ck kingbane rogue , F*CKKKKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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For God's sake blizz stop what you are doing currently to the game and make a quick nerf to Cubelock. Please. The deck loses absolutely nothing until next set rotation after this one coming soon. I will not stand for another year of this crap let alone a single month. 

Somebody needs to have a talk with the dev team they really need to be more careful how they print these synergistic cards. Make the lackey 7 mana or dark pact 2 mana or more. Thats all you have to do. 

 

Why? The deck loses to Murloc Pally, Aggro Pally, Secret/Burn Mage, Control Lock, & Big Priest. Plenty of counters right now for it. 

 Yeah why worry about AIDS? That disease can't kill you as fast as Cancer, Ebola, Severe/Burning Diarohea, Cock Rot, & Big Penis. Plenty of counter diseases to spread around right now. Really you should thank Blizzard for the many chances you have to flip a coin and find out which one of you will have the most frustrating inescapable death.

Just a bit more salt from my side. 

I think I have to take a break from this game. I really can't play around anything at the moment. I keep telling myself: "Okay, as long as he can't play this card or this combo this play will be fine", and it's a risk but I get punished every fucking time - and most of the times they top deck that combo or the card. 

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Quote from Darksun200 >>

For God's sake blizz stop what you are doing currently to the game and make a quick nerf to Cubelock. Please. The deck loses absolutely nothing until next set rotation after this one coming soon. I will not stand for another year of this crap let alone a single month. 

Somebody needs to have a talk with the dev team they really need to be more careful how they print these synergistic cards. Make the lackey 7 mana or dark pact 2 mana or more. Thats all you have to do. 

 

Why? The deck loses to Murloc Pally, Aggro Pally, Secret/Burn Mage, Control Lock, & Big Priest. Plenty of counters right now for it. 

 Yeah why worry about AIDS? That disease can't kill you as fast as Cancer, Ebola, Severe/Burning Diarohea, Cock Rot, & Big Penis. Plenty of counter diseases to spread around right now. Really you should thank Blizzard for the many chances you have to flip a coin and find out which one of you will have the most frustrating inescapable death.

 Bad comparison. AIDS is pretty much not curable, while Cube Lock has plenty of answers. Go fish.

My last couple days of ranked ladder:

Somebody kill me please!  Somebody kill me please! I’m on my knees, pretty, pretty please kill me! I want to die!  Put a bullet in my He-ee-ea-a-d!

Bonus salt if you get the reference

So quest rogue was nerfed because it promoted strategies that either kill them before turn 5 or be killed a.k.a aggro. But Naga Sea Witch in wild is just fine, doesn't matter that you die turn 6 because not that many ppl playing it...gj with sea witch really...gj.

Look boys, if you are playing Secret Mage, Cubelock or some kind of Aggro Pally, you DONT have to use the emotes to prove you are a sad little fuckwit that deserves no respect and who only has the rank they are at because their shit deck gives them free wins even when they play it like a complete fucking idiot ... we already know that's  what you are because of the unoriginal, boring, seen it a thousand times, deck you have copypasted. Just keep tugging on your little micropenis and leave the emotes alone mmmmkay? 

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I simply can't play Standard anymore. I give up the moment RNG or anything from this down syndrome developer shit. Even though I could win. But the design of this game went downhill. Because of all you casual noobshits.

Just satisfied they fixed WIld with the nerfs.

CONTROL ALWAYS WIN TO AGGRO BECAUSE U CAN'T FUCKING CURVE OR THEY FUCKING CLEAR YOUR FUCKING BOARD PLUS THEY FUCKING HEAL WHEN THEY ARE AT LOW FUCKING LIFE. THEN THEY SUMMON THE FUCKING TAUNT DEMON AND YOU CANT FUCKING DRAW THE FUCKING SILENCE IDIOT CARD. FUCK THAT. WHEN FINALLY YOU CAN FUCKING KILL THAT FUCKING DEMON YOU THEN DRAW THE FUCKING SILENCE CARD OR THEY PLAY FUCKING GULDAN. FUCK THEM. Good morning. (OF COURSE IF THEY PLAY GULDAN FORGET ABOUT DRAW THE FUCKING SILENCE MINION.)

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My last couple days of ranked ladder:

Somebody kill me please!  Somebody kill me please! I’m on my knees, pretty, pretty please kill me! I want to die!  Put a bullet in my He-ee-ea-a-d!

Bonus salt if you get the reference

Lost count of the amount of times Skull of the Man'ari is in the last 3 cards of my deck.

Wouldn't mind but I don't even play cubelock. I just want to enjoy using the damn weapon.

Playing yip warrior (yes, I know, you don't have to say it) against cubelock on my non-NA account I haven't been using to ladder this month, so I was at rank 17.  On turn 9 he had two voidlords out (one taldaramed) and a doomguard.  I was able to kill the voidlords so there were a total of 10 minions in play when I brawled.  Guess what survived and guess what got cubed+faceless manipulatored on turn 10?  Also guess who started spamming emotes?

Dude you're playing a tier 1 deck at rank 17 and you beat a warrior who got a c'thun and yogg from his yip.  It's nothing to get excited about.