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Why do you get punished so hard for winning your first two games in arena?  It's not that you start facing better decks in general, it's that you face decks better against YOU specifically.  Like you have a zoo strategy? Well they have lots of AOE.  Have a slower deck?  Aggro.  It feels so impossible to even get close to 12 wins anymore compared to what it used to be like.

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i mulligan hex, saronite chain gang, lightning storm, and life drinker

i draw hex, saronite chain gang, lightning storm, and life drinker in that order

wtf?

 

 

 thats what you deserve for playing that deck.

i dont get it.

not only are tier 1 decks in casual insanely strong,

they also draw the absolute nuts on curve.  

even shaman DESTROYED me in casual with double jade lightning, double jade spirit, genn on 6, devolve to get around my taunts on 7......in the first 10 cards drawn.  like what the actual fuck, i dont even think an actual constructed deck stands a chance against that insane of a draw. 

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR GODDAMNED MILL DECKS

NO ONE LIKES YOU

"deal 4 to 7 damage however much you need for exact lethal, because your opponent stabilizes next turn and we dont want to hurt your feelings by someone outplaying you."

Had a run of games where the system matched me up EVERY TIME against my own hero class. Every. Damn. Time. Sheesh.

It's the first time I post here but seriously fuck Jaina and his elementals. What a broken card. No way to win a control matchup even playing around it.

Just get the best spells from the spellstones so you can ping my minions and create more fuckers. Like I have a 3 health minion on an empty board and arcane missiles me for exactly two points into my minion so he can ping it. Gets Meteor so he can easily clear my Ysera, etc. The fucker got the DK, two dolls, two polys in the first 15 cards. Ah! Forgot to mention the coin Arugal into Book of specters intro.

Also, fuck the Hunter who got the DK on curve and his 16/16 King Krush. 

There is a special place in hell for people who play mill decks.

Sincerely, fuck you all.

Divine Favor is the most retarded card of all time

Fuck explosive runes. That is all

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Quote from Thuuuuu >>

i mulligan hex, saronite chain gang, lightning storm, and life drinker

i draw hex, saronite chain gang, lightning storm, and life drinker in that order

wtf?

 

 

 thats what you deserve for playing that deck.

 And every salty Hearthstone player says the same about Spiteful decks, Taunt druid, control Priest, aggro mage, control mage etc. I swear to god this community hates on every deck that has a win condition. 

 i just hate 2 decks.those who counter controls and are for braindeads.do not generalize,thanks.

Stabilized vs Even Shaman as Spell Hunter, I'm at 8 hp and he's topdecking cards while I have a fairly good board with taunts and some lifesteal minions.

Gets Hagatha into insane saronite + grumble -> plays both saronites and gets lava burst and lightning bolt for exact lethal

The Odd decks are such shit design- the only ones that see play are the ones that can go full aggro. The upgraded hero power should not be available turn one. So dumb. Go face every turn, Spam the board to go face, hero power hero power. 

Paladin is the worst because even if you somehow survive and stabilize, he can just divine favor and vomit the board, ridiculous.

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The Odd decks are such shit design- the only ones that see play are the ones that can go full aggro. The upgraded hero power should not be available turn one. So dumb. Go face every turn, Spam the board to go face, hero power hero power. 

Paladin is the worst because even if you somehow survive and stabilize, he can just divine favor and vomit the board, ridiculous.

 To be fair warrior utilizes the upgraded hero power to control the game. 

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Quote from robpcom3 >>

The Odd decks are such shit design- the only ones that see play are the ones that can go full aggro. The upgraded hero power should not be available turn one. So dumb. Go face every turn, Spam the board to go face, hero power hero power. 

Paladin is the worst because even if you somehow survive and stabilize, he can just divine favor and vomit the board, ridiculous.

 To be fair warrior utilizes the upgraded hero power to control the game. 

I forgot about warrior, I hardly ever play them and they are usually pretty weak. i think they are at the bottom in terms of class win rates as well.

Fuck every deck in this game. I can't win shit right now. Time for a break, fuck this game. XD

Just finished a game against an OTK Paladin that was equally enjoyable and frustrating. I was down to 1 health with my Spell Hunter deck, but I was able to grind it out and eventually flip the table using my Zombeasts. I got him down to 3 health, equipped Rhok'delar to deliver the finishing blow, taunted him with DK Rexxar's "Start running, prey," then...

...I got disconnected. RIGHT BEFORE I COULD KILL HIM OFF. I was so pissed off I threw my phone against the wall and nearly broke it. Fuck God, fuck Jesus, fuck everyone. I'm just calming myself with the knowledge that I really won that game, that my opponent was lucky as fuck. Enjoy that undeserved win, man.

(I have to say this though: Deathstalker Rexxar is such a fun, amazing card. Dust well spent!)

Quote from RazorKiller >>

Just finished a game against an OTK Paladin that was equally enjoyable and frustrating. I was down to 1 health with my Spell Hunter deck, but I was able to grind it out and eventually flip the table using my Zombeasts. I got him down to 3 health, equipped Rhok'delar to deliver the finishing blow, taunted him with DK Rexxar's "Start running, prey," then...

...I got disconnected. RIGHT BEFORE I COULD KILL HIM OFF. I was so pissed off I threw my phone against the wall and nearly broke it. Fuck God, fuck Jesus, fuck everyone. I'm just calming myself with the knowledge that I really won that game, that my opponent was lucky as fuck. Enjoy that undeserved win, man.

(I have to say this though: Deathstalker Rexxar is such a fun, amazing card. Dust well spent!)

 Real shit bro

Just remove the gold reward from casual already. It will get rid of all the tryhards and the bots.

Burn mage is probably the most frustrating deck to play against...