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fuck aggro mages hard into oblivion.fucking cancers

Every second game is against even pala and they have always call to arms, sometimes both. 

Last time i played this fucking paladeck, i got call to arms 2x in 10 games. fuck this game

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Every second game is against even pala and they have always call to arms, sometimes both. 

Last time i played this fucking paladeck, i got call to arms 2x in 10 games. fuck this game

Always losing the 3rd game and keep being stuck on the same stars for hours

No seriously fuck cube lock and any fuckin lock. What was blizzard thinking when they printed the cards. Its such a fuckin lopsided affair. if you dont draw your answer you are fucked. If you do draw your answer you are still fucked. Oh wait I am at 2 health let me heal to 18 health for 2 fuckin mana. Oh you did not clear that voidlord or doomguard let me hit you for 5 heal for 8 and then hit you for 10 more. WtF?

 Now I'm getting punished for jumping 6 ranks with a deck. Facing nothing but Hunters who are drawing perfectly (I just lost to a guy who had 1 card per turn and yet every time it was exactly what he needed).

Went from rank 12 to rank 14 in just over an hour against nothing but Hunters and 2 aggro mages. 

damn how ficking retarded is elemental mage and Frost Lich Jaina ... infinite aoe and removals, and when they get the death knight (which they all have at turn 9) is infinite healings and water elementals spamming

Fuck cubelock and everyone who plays it.

 Hi.
From Friday (usually mid afternoon, but since the balance patch is approaching the things are moved earlier) to Monday blizzard games are infested with Bad manner players, hardcore kids ( that couldnt play during week because their parents didnt let them), rude players, russians (like a lot of them), hardcore netdeckers, strokers, young streamers.
If you havent played any other blizzard games in the past i suggest you with my whole heart to take my words in consideration before proceed into  the "every shitfest weekend" and save yourself some mental disease.
You are awared with my experience.
That said,i wish you all a good weekend, whether or not you decide to play.

Confirmed. Played a brawl, was russian, was emoting endlessly.

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Can´t Blizzard just finally admit that matchmaking is rigged? Whats the problem, everybody knows anyway.

Playing Pala for an hour? ONLY running into control. Nothing but Priests and Warlocks

Finally switching to Spiteful, first matchup is Pala.

Yeah, just fucking admit that its absolutely rigged

 That's your reward for playing mindless decks

 

 

 

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Can´t Blizzard just finally admit that matchmaking is rigged? Whats the problem, everybody knows anyway.

Playing Pala for an hour? ONLY running into control. Nothing but Priests and Warlocks

Finally switching to Spiteful, first matchup is Pala.

Yeah, just fucking admit that its absolutely rigged

 That's your reward for playing mindless decks

 

How much i love these "thats what you get for playing deck xy" comments.

Yeah, i like going to legend every season and i can´t spend 24 hours a day in front of my PC.

Are you just mad cause you dont have the collection to play all these decks and lose to them with your homebrew Elemental Mage?

btw, this is a SALT thread, the fuck do you expect here?

 

 

[EDITED, too much salt makes me say things I regret afterward]

Big spell mage is even more boring than brainless aggro.  It doesn't matter how you play it, you have infinite board clears.  Just sit back, relax, play jaina on 9 and wait until your opponent concedes.  That's all you have to do.  It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for Reno v2.0 aka baron geddon.  It is not fun to have them on the ropes and then oops, they are at full health with a full heal every turn if you can't kill it.  Even if you can kill it, well there's a bunch of water elementals that will heal them even more.

I know the winrate is bad, but it's just so unfun to play against.  What you do does not matter whatsoever unless you get a lucky amount of burst before they can play jaina, but good luck with that while they spam blizzards on you after playing artificer, which they ALWAYS have both in hand when they are low HP.

I'm so fucking ready for even paladin to fucking die.

Still trying to finish off Toki in monster hunt.  Under 15 bosses to beat the other three, over 100 on her.

I have a fantastic deck and I’m ready to mop the floor with future Toki, but boss 7 is Gnomenapper.  He casts the full board of gnomes 4 times before turn 9.  On turn 8 I put out a Counterspell and was feeling good.  Then he played the spell, gets countered and I’m feeling like it’s in the bag.  Then he casts a second sack.  He has like 20 cards in his deck.. but still drew every fucking copy of that bullshit.

ive run out of words to describe how furious i am right now.   people have the most insane luck against me.

How can people think this game isn't rigged anymore?  Why is this topic just brushed off as tinfoil hat territory when EVERYONE is saying it if they are honest?  How can someone topdeck perfect answers 5 turns in a row when you are about to rank up but it never happens any other time?  Do you really think it's random chance?  Are you being paid to say it is?

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Big spell mage is even more boring than brainless aggro.  It doesn't matter how you play it, you have infinite board clears.  Just sit back, relax, play jaina on 9 and wait until your opponent concedes.  That's all you have to do.  It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for Reno v2.0 aka baron geddon.  It is not fun to have them on the ropes and then oops, they are at full health with a full heal every turn if you can't kill it.  Even if you can kill it, well there's a bunch of water elementals that will heal them even more.

I know the winrate is bad, but it's just so unfun to play against.  What you do does not matter whatsoever unless you get a lucky amount of burst before they can play jaina, but good luck with that while they spam blizzards on you after playing artificer, which they ALWAYS have both in hand when they are low HP.

Hi guys,

I already drank 6 litres bleach, my IQ should be below 70 already. 
When do I start to enjoy this game again? IQ below being able to breath alone?

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Big spell mage is even more boring than brainless aggro.  It doesn't matter how you play it, you have infinite board clears.  Just sit back, relax, play jaina on 9 and wait until your opponent concedes.  That's all you have to do.  It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for Reno v2.0 aka baron geddon.  It is not fun to have them on the ropes and then oops, they are at full health with a full heal every turn if you can't kill it.  Even if you can kill it, well there's a bunch of water elementals that will heal them even more.

I know the winrate is bad, but it's just so unfun to play against.  What you do does not matter whatsoever unless you get a lucky amount of burst before they can play jaina, but good luck with that while they spam blizzards on you after playing artificer, which they ALWAYS have both in hand when they are low HP.

 Oh you re so right, my apologies. ARE YOU ******? It s a control deck, of course it runs board clears and AoEs. It s not my fault if you play shitty face/aggro decks which ususally win before turn 6. If i wanna survive I HAVE TO RUN AOES BUT ONLY BECAUSE AGGRO DECKS EXIST. The same is for heals. 

This is the logic: 

I have to win--> you must lose

You win if you kills me before turn 9 (then I play jaina)--> I have to survive until turn 9-->I MUST run AoEs and heals

Just think at that shit of "tempo" (hahah no it s not a tempo it s a face deck) mage. You cast fireball on your opponents face if you draw it though it s not lethal and you LOSE tempo. The problem of face mage is that you can't interact with its plays (how can u deal with 2 fireballs 2 frostbolt a pyroblast 2 cinderstorms 2 arcane missles?). At least you can play around them by keeping your health above 15 (2 Fireballs plus frostbolt) and the only way to do that is playing arcane artificier and jaina. So it s YOUR fault (I'm talking to every aggro player) not mine if I run heals and AoEs

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How can people think this game isn't rigged anymore?  Why is this topic just brushed off as tinfoil hat territory when EVERYONE is saying it if they are honest?  How can someone topdeck perfect answers 5 turns in a row when you are about to rank up but it never happens any other time?  Do you really think it's random chance?  Are you being paid to say it is?