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6 LOSSES IN A ROW IN CASUAL AND I JUST NEED ONE WIN FOR THE QUEST.FUCKING TIERS 1.DIE.

Quote from Kaladin >>

play wild casual they said.  its different they said.

So... what the fuck is wrong with all the shudderwock shamans in CASUAL? It's like every time I need to do a quest or check out a new deck, I run into these autists. 99% of the deck is draw and stall, what a pathetic playstyle. Was playing mill druid yesterday and stole a shudderwock deck at 10 cards with Togwaggle. The guy played like 6 mosquitos before I swapped the decks and as he was going deeper in fatigue, he didn't play his Shudderwock, so I figured I managed to steal it. Nope, I draw my last card and realize that Shudderwock was in his hand the whole time. He simply wanted to BM me by almost losing the game and then playing this shit show of a card. I'm ok with people who choose to waste their own time, but if you waste MY time, fuck you. Wanted to add him and say it to him, but he, as a real man, didn't accept.

Quote from latinvampire >>

I can't beat anything.   Use a quest warrior and meet a fucking quest druid.  get anything else and I'm run over by odd rogue and fucking paladins.  I'm losing too often to to blame the game.  It's clearly me.  I'd love to be good at this deck but all I see is fucking meta decks that everyone can seem to play better than me.  Can't break into the single digit ranks at all.

I'm really tempted to just uninstall.

I tried out a Control Priest deck with only three minions (1 Chameleos, 2 Obsidian Statue and 2 Coffin Crasher) and lots of steal and revive spells. I lost my first two matches against Taunt Druids, then I faced off against a Cubelock. I managed to steal a Voidlord, a couple of Siphon Soul, and his Bloodreaver Gul'dan. The Coffin Crashers helped cheat out the Voidlord, which I revived twice--once with the spellstone and the other with the DK card. All the while my opponent had The Darkness on the board. I killed off his remaining Voidlords, but the next turn, The Darkness awakened...but I was ready with my Shadow Word: Death. I was about to kill it off with the spell and completely swing the game in my favor...and then I got DISCONNECTED. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck this third world country. My opponent probably thought I shit my pants and straight-up conceded when the The Darkness awakened :/

This is one of the most enjoyable games I can remember, it's just too bad I wasn't able to see it through to the end. I would've won this game. 

When you see in the game that there are cards like Rin, then you know this game is not serious. Once again, great job blizzard, this card was a fucking good idea. I love getting fucked to have the audacity to play control decks. Thanks to quest rogue too. Playing control in this game is a fucking pleasure. Maybe i should play face mage or even pally

Charge should be removed from the game/changed to Rush.

I honestly forgot how irritating this game can be. Faced so many cubelocks that i'm starting to lose my mind. Literally one of the shitest days of Hearthstone that i had so far. Why does Cubelock exist? 

Quote from hawkin90 >>

Charge should be removed from the game/changed to Rush.

This game is totally fucked up in the current state,and it will be even after the balance patch.
Hard decks like the old miracle, dmh warrior, and every other that was used to be skillfull are now useless.
The decks that could use a little of buffs are useless because of the stupid cubelocks that have been tier 1 for 2 entires meta, now everyone and their family runs from 2 to 3 silences or 2/2 sap/vanish.
Everything that required thinking has been killed from paladins ( i still cant understand how brode could allow a card like baku being even released ) and shudderwock shaman in the second place.
I lost my enjoyment in playing control decks, where, if you keep board clear you got killed from weapons (see even paladin) and if you destroy the weapon you die from board in 1 turn (literally one turn since harrison takes 5 mana and you cant clear the whole ridicolous board with the 1 or 2 mana left)
Warrior is entirely dead and there is NO WAY to build a tempo.
Ramp druid is dead (please stop calling that bs taunt spam ramp because you do not ramp at all)
Good luck with control priest reaching legend.
And the most cancer decks are now coming out again (because of cubelocks in the first place) like quest rogue, steal priest, and several togwaggle craps.
Want to try a ladder match from rank 10 to 20? good luck with emote spammers and netdeckers from rank 20.
want to try to reach legend?5/3 is warlocks/paladin/mages 3/legend is paladins.
Want to have fun?no problem. blizzard will match you against the same rank+tier 1+meta decks+golden decks+golden portrait repressed players so goodbye fun.And if you happen to win 2 games in a row in casual prepare to lose for 2 days straight.

I am questioning myself.Will this game become even more retard friendly in a near future where you win at turn 2?

Rant over,have a good weekend everyone.

I like how you can literally play the very best turns possible and still lose to Casino Mage. I've had like 12 health worth of stats on board and Cinderstorm seems to always hit me in the face same with Arcane Missiles to put me at a life total I know I can die from with 2 Fireballs, Fireball/Frostbolt or Pyroblast etc etc. I play around all their secrets as well and it just doesn't seem to matter anyway just get rnged out. Actually the most frustrating deck I've ever played against and I've been playing since prenerf Undertaker and Mysterious Challenger days.

/endrant

I can't wait for the nerfs, i'm sick and tired of fuckin even paladin and cubelock every single match, oh hey, turn 3 CtA, what an skillful play, oh he pulled 2 knife jugglers and they both hit the perfect targets, holy shit, outplaying me so hard.

fuck that deck.

Quote from Barioth >>

I can't wait for the nerfs, i'm sick and tired of fuckin even paladin and cubelock every single match, oh hey, turn 3 CtA, what an skillful play, oh he pulled 2 knife jugglers and they both hit the perfect targets, holy shit, outplaying me so hard.

fuck that deck.

 

Tried some different decks, but went on a terrible losing streak. Always one draw earlier and i win, key cards on the bottom of the deck, losing 50/50s, crucial topdecks from opponents (something like call to arms round 3 with coin, first card juggler and he hits my creature 2x with 2 hp, wow).

On some days hearthstone sucks

So I was rank 1 in wild. Suddenly I started to face Big priest and Mill rogue. How fun those decks are, I truly love those decks as control warrior=). 

If you consider Naga Sea Witch as a toxic synergi and not fun, what is Big priest and Mill rogue then?

Just slam the nerf hammer on those decks aswell. Don´t need those shit decks in this game.

After years of play and never being able to hit legend even though I've only played seriously for the last 6 months or so I've come to the conclusion that Rank 5 through 1 are the saltiest bunch of mother f*^&$%s I've ever encountered. Every single person I've played has bad manners whenever they top deck a card they needed for board clear or win. It's literally every game now that someone that someone does oops emote or threaten emote before killing big minion or hero. This toxicity is always something that will be apart of games but it's to the point where no one seems humble about a single thing. 

Shudderwork shaman gets two fucking healing rains off of hagatha Fuck off.

FUck, I wish people wouldn't appreciate winning with braindead decks. How can one be happy to climb the ladder with the crappy lot of t1s. This is over me...

There has never been such a great difference in strength between t1 decks and the rest. That's the game killing factor for people who respect themselves.