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Wow. Just played a Paladin at rank 8 who had a golden portrait. He misplayed so many times, it was hard to count... Doesn't use dire wolf buff, uses equality on turn 4, plays minions before placing knife juggler, etc. Around the end of the game, I was on 2 HP with an obsidian statue on board, and he has an empty hand and 2 recruits on board. He topdecks consecration and spams his "greetings" emote until the ropep comes out and lethals me

fuck  your goddamned alex + mind blast bullshit

all i want - all i have wanted since day fucking 1 - is an opportunity to play ACTUAL CASUAL DECKS in casual. 

handronox druid in casual.i am really sure that some people have some sort of mental disease.

Quote from troy02 >>

Wow. Just played a Paladin at rank 8 who had a golden portrait. He misplayed so many times, it was hard to count... Doesn't use dire wolf buff, uses equality on turn 4, plays minions before placing knife juggler, etc. Around the end of the game, I was on 2 HP with an obsidian statue on board, and he has an empty hand and 2 recruits on board. He topdecks consecration and spams his "greetings" emote until the ropep comes out and lethals me

Quote from troy02 >>

Wow. Just played a Paladin at rank 8 who had a golden portrait. He misplayed so many times, it was hard to count... Doesn't use dire wolf buff, uses equality on turn 4, plays minions before placing knife juggler, etc. Around the end of the game, I was on 2 HP with an obsidian statue on board, and he has an empty hand and 2 recruits on board. He topdecks consecration and spams his "greetings" emote until the ropep comes out and lethals me

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Quote from troy02 >>

Wow. Just played a Paladin at rank 8 who had a golden portrait. He misplayed so many times, it was hard to count... Doesn't use dire wolf buff, uses equality on turn 4, plays minions before placing knife juggler, etc. Around the end of the game, I was on 2 HP with an obsidian statue on board, and he has an empty hand and 2 recruits on board. He topdecks consecration and spams his "greetings" emote until the ropep comes out and lethals me

 

 

Quote from troy02 >>

Wow. Just played a Paladin at rank 8 who had a golden portrait. He misplayed so many times, it was hard to count... Doesn't use dire wolf buff, uses equality on turn 4, plays minions before placing knife juggler, etc. Around the end of the game, I was on 2 HP with an obsidian statue on board, and he has an empty hand and 2 recruits on board. He topdecks consecration and spams his "greetings" emote until the ropep comes out and lethals me

 

 Proof that any old ****** can pilot Paladin to 500 victories in current meta.

I am now on a 11 game losing streak thanks to not seeing a single Paladin in any of those 11 games. Can't be anything to do with the 7 I beat in the 9 games before that...

 

 

Also, for people who claim that Cubelock isn't "the best" deck because of the less-than-Paladin winrate, there's a good reason for it. Cubelock actually requires SOME thought, meaning the retards who can easily pilot Paladin to victory because they don't need to think, struggle like mad with Cubelock and therefore bring the winrate down. After all it's hard for them to work out what to do when they have more than 1 card that costs higher than 5 mana..

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I’m sorry but paladin is just broke. I started beta, over 5k priest wins etc, I play as pally and it’s nearly impossible to lose. Any moron can pilot pally right now. I play as priest my natural class, I can tell off my mulligan if I’m going to lose. 16 times legend at least straight priest mind.

i dont want to but i have no choice but to play cubelock in casual.  im sorry.   blame team 5.

its insanely fun to regularly lose on turn 4 becasue i drew like absolute shit and my opponent - again - is playing aggro rogue and had the god draw. 

insanely fun.

Gul'dan hero power is a fucking joke.It's like 3 hero powers in one and can win easily on fatigue every matchup itself.And i am not even touching the stupid voidlords.
Fuck that retard braindead class and who plays it.

Have a quest to win two games with Shaman...after 10 games in Casual still without a single win. Only Cubelocks, Baku Paladins and Baku Rogues...that's pretty much it. Oh, I had one game against this Pick pocket Rogue that got absolutely nuts cards via Blink Fox and Pick Pocket. He got Doomhammer, Volcano, Hagatha and Sudderwock!!!!! Like what the actual fuck? Meanwhile I got 2x Ancestral Healing and Primal Talismans as my first cards from Hagatha. Not to mention that when he played the Shudderwock he got 3x Fal'Dorei Strider's Battlecry (he bounced one back with Shadowstep earlier). So when I finally thought I had a chance against a deck that is not winning by turn 6 I get fucking screwed by the worst RNG possible. Fuck this.

I just want to say that Murlock Mage is the best shit ever!

Quote from Axiron >>

I just want to say that Murlock Mage is the best shit ever!

What?? He s right dude. This is the salt thread! 

Quote from Pumpkin03 >>

What?? He s right dude. This is the salt thread! 

I think we're being a little too hard on warlock players, myself included.

This is all they have. They have to get out of bed every morning, look at all that shit in the mirror, and muster up enough denial to think they have some value. Then every day, they strike out on all counts. Employers, girls, their parents' eyes, everything in their life tells them they're worthless. But hearthstone says "if you cough up the dust and copy paste this deck, you're a winner!" and they're like "uh, sign me the hell up?"

And of course, what top tier class do you think would appeal to this trainwreck of a person, flavor-wise? Burn your enemies, burn your fake friends, burn them all! If one class were likely to get a card called "shoot up a school" I wonder which one that would be? 

How cathartic it must feel for them, to have one cheap, easy thing in their life to triumphantly gloat about. 

Let them have this. 

assembled a meme deck with only gold cards for ranked so i was sick and fed full today.
Random cards, not even with sinergies.
Got bmed even with this deck on the ladder.
I mean.Are people at this idiocity level already?needless to say that i got erased while even bmed.

PALADINS SHOULDN'T BE NERFED...
IT SHOULD BE DESTROYED AND EVERYONE WHO ARE PLAYING PALADINS SHOULD BE JAILED FOR A LIFETIME THINKING ABOUT THEIR SHITT* LIFES AND THEIR SHITT* MIND, BECAUSE PLAYING A FU*KING BRAIN LESS DECK ISN'T ACTUALLY ENJOYABLE! HOW TO TAKE CANCER? JUST PLAY SHITT* AGGRO. 

F*CK OFF BEN BRODE, F*CK OFF TEAM 5 YOU AND YOUR FUC*ING GAME.

Have a nice day to everyone, peace and love

Can all these standard cubelocks in wild just fuck off please? I'm trying to avoid standard decks here.

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Can all these standard cubelocks in wild just fuck off please? I'm trying to avoid standard decks here.

Can some1 explain me why europe never gets top lists in the same time as america. They had it like 4 days ago or so, same as SEA and china. Why these lazy shitheads are always messing something up it's ridiculous.