Hey Hearthstone, stop fucking me in the ass. This game isn't even enjoyable anymore. I used to love playing Wild at least because of the deck diversity, now there's none. No light at the end of that tunnel either. Blizzard dumping gasoline on the already raging dumpster fire that is the Wild meta. Nothing but non-interactive, degenerate cancer that can be piloted to legend by a bot.
Game feels rigged, matchmaking feels fixed, constantly laddering against opponents 1-2 ranks above me with perfect draws, while I not only get the worthless cards I just mulliganed away, but then proceed to draw their doubles over the next three turns when the game inevitably ends on turn 5 or 6.
Tired of all these brown-nosing fan boi jackasses that scream tin foil hat, at the mention of RNG manipulation while they emote spam in game circlejerking the same -20 IQ netdecks. Content to shovel whatever bullshit into their grubby mouths as long as it carries the Blizzard brand.
Tired of a new meta of counter decks materializing out of fucking nowhere every time I switch to a new deck.
Tired of Team 5's weak ass lies and explanations in response to the community in regards to ANYTHING.
More deckslots too confusing.
Don't want to support data tracking because clean UI (totally not so people have concrete proof that the game is rigged)
Can't provide balance changes until the meta has been hemorrhaging for at least a year.
Can't buff cards.
Can't add new game modes.
Auto-squelch too hard to implement.
Fuck this shit, it's not okay. What's worse is how complacent everyone is to just accept this is the best it can be.
This game is trash, Activision/Blizzard should be held accountable for what a shameful display of greed this game has become. Bunch of shady profiteering fucks, and shame on us for just taking it lying down.
Enjoy Dustwood.
This.
I remember a time where Wild was fun because of the diversity around rank 10-20.
Now all I see are those pathetic sheep netdeckers all for that shitty cardback. No fun at all.
I still enjoy this game but I swear to god this community has became so fucking toxic. Trying to do the 75 murloc daily so I figuered hey play shaman, don’t attack anyone, they’ll get the gist and let me play this out. Nope, although that might have been true at one point not anymore. Game after game ppl went for lethal when I had either very little board presence or none at all and well past the point that it was obvious I wasn’t trying to win. Tried adding a few to ask why, only 2 answered, one answered “because I can”. The other was a guy with the name “Fartknocker” who when asked told me to “fuck off kid” ironic since only a shithead kid would think a screen name like that is funny.
TLDR ppl in this game suck
I always let folk play it out when I see them obviously questing, I appreciate it when people do the same for me.
Short post: I really dislike going up against decks in which my opponent is more or less just going through the motions of their own deck and don't really care what I play or care to interact with me all that much. This is after 4 consecutive games that saw me alternating against:
Big Priest - Mill Rogue - Big Priest - Mill Rogue
Won 2 out of the 4 but a frustratingly boring stretch of 4 games.
My games: (agromage)x10, (agropally)x4, (big priest with 5 statues)x 2 times in a row, (agro/spellhunter)x3, (agrolock)x3, (cubelock)x2, (dragon priests)x5 3 of them get my dk jaina before me, 1 of them get tyranrus at turn 6, and only 3 non-cancerous decks(mirackle rogue, evolution shaman and quest rogue(lol)) , THANK YOU, AGROPLAYERS, that you are such a shiteaters, HOPE, THAT ONE DAY YOU WILL UNDERSTAND, THAT YOU ARE FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT. Burning powerfully. (Playing control mage).
FUCK Warrior in Dungeon Run. I've been playing Dungeon Run for 2 fucking hours and I haven't managed to win a single game as Warrior. I have over 75 wins. The closest I got was my last match but then the game gives me Chronobitch Inara. Turn 1: Astral Portal into Wrathion. Turn 2: Astral Portal into Tirion. Fuck this shit.
Just cubelock. Also, Chameleos is gonna be so overused lol
Cubelock needs to be nerfed the ground, i do not recall a more cancerous deck in all of hearthstone. Pirate warrior was cancer as was quest rogue but not nearly as bad...
I was defeated by two consecutive Big Priest decks as a Midrange Hunter when they both played Barnes on curve. It is cold comfort that next week he will leave Standard mode.
I play a taunt -> hidden, next taunt the same... 6 taunts in a row got hidden.. lost 2 games of it, because opponents big minions got every time charge.. but hey, my taunt is hidden, nobody can hurt it.
I still enjoy this game but I swear to god this community has became so fucking toxic. Trying to do the 75 murloc daily so I figuered hey play shaman, don’t attack anyone, they’ll get the gist and let me play this out. Nope, although that might have been true at one point not anymore. Game after game ppl went for lethal when I had either very little board presence or none at all and well past the point that it was obvious I wasn’t trying to win. Tried adding a few to ask why, only 2 answered, one answered “because I can”. The other was a guy with the name “Fartknocker” who when asked told me to “fuck off kid” ironic since only a shithead kid would think a screen name like that is funny.
TLDR ppl in this game suck
I’ve had cases where I fire spells at my own face and the opponents keep playing all out like asshats.
Good to know the game hasn’t been taken over by complete assholes lol
I'm not even salty really. I beat this guy/gal and he/she beat me right back in a re-match. I'd say that's fair. But still, turn 5.
This game is pure fucking cancer. You really don't need skill but the pathetic sheep netdeckers do believe that.
And fuck the shit matchmaking. 100% rigged.
I meet secret mages, I put secreteater in. I meet 0 mages.
I meet weapon classes (shaman, warrior, warlock) I put weapon removal. I meet 0 weapons.
FUCK THIS BUSTED SHIT GAME. I'M DONE.
Fuck the game has only 3 classes and decks right now, Control Priest with dragons, dude paladin em cubelock i hate this meta
WHY the FUCK does PRIEST ALWAYS have DUSKBREAKER, ALWAYS, WHY?
got a bit salty there damn, I can taste it.
Short post: I really dislike going up against decks in which my opponent is more or less just going through the motions of their own deck and don't really care what I play or care to interact with me all that much. This is after 4 consecutive games that saw me alternating against:
Big Priest - Mill Rogue - Big Priest - Mill Rogue
Won 2 out of the 4 but a frustratingly boring stretch of 4 games.
Just cubelock. Also, Chameleos is gonna be so overused lol
My games: (agromage)x10, (agropally)x4, (big priest with 5 statues)x 2 times in a row, (agro/spellhunter)x3, (agrolock)x3, (cubelock)x2, (dragon priests)x5 3 of them get my dk jaina before me, 1 of them get tyranrus at turn 6, and only 3 non-cancerous decks(mirackle rogue, evolution shaman and quest rogue(lol)) , THANK YOU, AGROPLAYERS, that you are such a shiteaters, HOPE, THAT ONE DAY YOU WILL UNDERSTAND, THAT YOU ARE FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT. Burning powerfully. (Playing control mage).
FUCK Warrior in Dungeon Run. I've been playing Dungeon Run for 2 fucking hours and I haven't managed to win a single game as Warrior. I have over 75 wins. The closest I got was my last match but then the game gives me Chronobitch Inara. Turn 1: Astral Portal into Wrathion. Turn 2: Astral Portal into Tirion. Fuck this shit.
Am i the only one that just instantly concedes when i face a warlock now?
I was defeated by two consecutive Big Priest decks as a Midrange Hunter when they both played Barnes on curve. It is cold comfort that next week he will leave Standard mode.
What the hell is up with this Marin meme Druid deck I've had to face 6 times in a row. Matchmaking pls stop your bullshit.
This brawl is such a bullshit clown fiesta.
I play a taunt -> hidden, next taunt the same... 6 taunts in a row got hidden.. lost 2 games of it, because opponents big minions got every time charge.. but hey, my taunt is hidden, nobody can hurt it.
BULLSHIT!!!
All Skill, No Luck
I enjoy.
Now wild is infested with mill rogues thanks to fucking cubelock and big priest. Can't even play Maly Shaman or any meme slow deck.