Hearthpwn

It feels great to lose to: crown: double ragnarok. The player agency is outstanding.

Also, COMMUNITY ANNOUNCEMENT:

Please don't play HS while checking out porn, doing brain surgery or painting a cathedral. If you don't have time to play, just DON'T. Your opponent doesn't enjoy waiting while you're doing whatever else you shouldn't be doing while playing. Get a clue.

Is Shaffar is always supposed to be IN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR DECK????? Fuck this game

The worst part about the new rogue deck is the TIME IT TAKES TO BUFF THE MINION!!! Holy christ, make it stop, please. Blizzard, get your shite together, and have all the animations speed up. I've waited two minutes for the buff to trigger 30x times for fuck's sake.

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The worst part about the new rogue deck is the TIME IT TAKES TO BUFF THE MINION!!! Holy christ, make it stop, please. Blizzard, get your shite together, and have all the animations speed up. I've waited two minutes for the buff to trigger 30x times for fuck's sake.

 That deck is beyond broken! The devs are so freaking lost .. again they show how bad they are… 

This warrior bullshit needs to end.

How do you braindead incel fucks even play this deck?

0 minions, 0 brain power, 0 plays.

Every card is armour gain or board clear. Oh yea and if you make any minion stick? Unkilliax. And then ressurect him again why don't you?

Total useless shit. Uniteractive game ruining shit. If you play any of these braindead board clear armour warriors.. go. fuck. yourself.

Tavern brawl was fun while it lasted. Test new cards? No, ofcourse not.

Just game after game of that fucking unkilliax warrior. Fuck every single person playing that bullshit.

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Tavern brawl was fun while it lasted. Test new cards? No, ofcourse not.

Just game after game of that fucking unkilliax warrior. Fuck every single person playing that bullshit.

 I hear you brother! They should at least make a rule that  required x cards from the new expansion to be in the deck.. i was on a streak of three wins in a row and then i lost 3 in a row against warrior ^^

Seems like Demon Hunter pirates is way faster than the Mech warriors... play those

QQ

Why are there still so many bots in arena. You can´t tell me that ShadowDragon#259821905 and QuirkyTurtle#29078134510 are actual concurrent players instead of bots cycling through the perfect runs.

Everytime....  So many opponents with no new cards in their decks... boring /sadface

It was such a pleasant surprise to see that the new expansion patch rolled out on mobile without any delay (for the first time ever).
Too bad it came with yet another annoying bug.
I rerolled one of my weekly quests and it gave me the exact same one but with a whopping 500exp less as the reward.
Why? Why do they always have to f*ck things up?

Edit: The game also crashed multiple times already since the patch. I seriously wonder if Hearthstone will ever leave the early beta phase. I play HS since 8 years and it never felt like a full release version. Not even close.

Blazing Accretion should just read draw three cards.

No one is ever going to play it in any deck besides elemental fire spell mage.

Speaking of; delete elemental fire spell mage. Please.

the most boring deck on earth, Zzzzzzz drop ele's until you pull lamp lighter, can i go face? ofc u fukin can, repeat or copy, face again Zzzzzz might aswell play cookie clicker

Holy fuck! The new rogue deck is BROKEN!! The retarded dev team did it again! Shit, they suck!! 

Which new rogue deck? Asteroid?

Personally, I tried playing a new Warlock deck and switched back to my old (give or take 3 cards).  

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Which new rogue deck? Asteroid?

Personally, I tried playing a new Warlock deck and switched back to my old (give or take 3 cards).  

 Yeah! OTK me on turn 5 .. massive draw and buffed astoroids.. GG

So hyped for the expansion only to find out that the Starship fcking sucks!’ Same Old decks are running rampage on ladder! Nothing fresh about this trash expansion.. GG blizzard!! You failed, again…..

My experience with playing starship decks so far:
You either get killed long before you can launch the damn thing or the ship gets stolen/poofed by the opponent.

So what's the point of building a deck around this keyword/mechanic then?
Isn't this supposed to be the new big thing that sets the theme for the whole expansion?

Team 5 desperately needs some clear direction in terms of game design philosophy because right now it's just all over the place and in many, many cases even contradictory, which leads to a very frustrating experience for the players IMO.

Ok it's been a row of 6 fucking paladins in wild (Order in the Court + Holy Wrath + The Ceaseless Expanse), and they play it at fucking turn 5 with Holy Cowboy. This has to FUCKING STOP.