Hearthpwn

Meta is so bad that odin warrior has to be one of the most popular decks again. Thnx Blizzard.

avg hearthstone employee day: 

1. play mage all ur life

2. release miniset with useless cards except for big spell mage

3. attend mothers funeral

 It feels so good stomping on bad BSM with Secret Hunter

This is not really a rant...but holy fuck, the game is insane. Pain Warlock, Pirate Rogue, Pirate DH,  Big Spell Mage...

Every game is over at turn 5. Like 50% of opponents concede at turn 4 since there ain't no comeback. Crazy stuff...

Do they still host HS tournaments like they used to? Must be fun to watch..."ohh and the BSM has 20 mana on the board by turn 5!!! What a smart play!"

Like an idiot, Hunter has to be my favorite class. I made it to Gold 5 playing Breakfast Hunter. Since the miniset? 

Constant handbuff/reborn/heal all of everything DK, another version of The Greediest Taunt Warrior cause that is so original. /s 

Handbuff paladin with constant refill. Of course my weekly quest is to play 10 ranked games but I just don't have the patience anymore. Everything can buff, everything can heal...they really need to revert Hollow Hound nerf so I can have a fucking chance. 

I don't have the constant AoE, Heals and effortless buffs of every other deck.

I don't have any dust or collection. I don't even have enough gold to buy the miniset. It's just beyond frustrating. 

Thank you for reading. 

It's funny how Casual is the no fun allowed mode. I see more experimental decks in Standard.

Fuck priest in Wild.  Dont care if the win rate is 2%.  Fuck priest.

they need to murder this shit show of a mage circus!! 9 out of 10 games are against this stupid BSM deck!!! So many tryhard noobs are jammin this piece of dogshit.. dumbass devs!! They need to get sacked !!

fuck i fucking hate boom boss and brann combo WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT DELETING 3/5 OF YOUR DECK WAS A GOOD IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING FUCK I CANT PLAY ANY SLOWER CONTROL DECKS BECAUSE RENO WARRIOR JUST DELETES EVERYTHING. the fucking asshole that designed those cards should be submited to absolute worst torture possible. fucking hell i hate this game.

Reno Jackson players deserve and need cancerr

FUCK IM TIRED of playing against this BSM SHIT all the time!! Can we get a balance patch!!?!? Fucking stupid devs!! 

I swear at least 80% of my opponents in casual mode play this stupid Mage scam deck (BSM).
The rest plays equally non-interactive scam decks.
I'm almost relieved when i face a tier 1 hyper aggro deck at this point because at least there's some form of interaction going on between me an my opponent.
Almost every other deck i see in casual mode either stalls until they do their non-interactive combo or combos before i can do anything which ofc also results in a non-game experience.
Still calling Hearthstone a "strategy card game" (Blizzard's official description) is an insult to any real strategy games out there.

Actual event is pure scam. Cardback, coin, motherfkkking skin for THE WORST class and Shaman skin?
Weak, phony, GARBAGE!!!

Rigged or not, the matchmaking system is fucked!!! Got tired of playing against Demon Seed Locks, so i switched to Shadow Pirate Priest to counter those shithousers!! … the next three matches are against Reno Mages who all had Reno on turn 6 …. It is so fcking lame! What are the odds?!? The game is so dumb! 

Pirate Rogue is fucking stupid.  Why can they flood the board every fucking turn?  Why are taunts useless?  Why is the deck so fucking braindead?

I just concede to Warriors and copycat priests right now and when I don't, I regret it ...

turn 5 ziliax is NOT enough, have infinite!

CRUSH DRUID SCUM!

Just F*** *** Bli$$ard. Giving a copy of Zarog's Crown to my druid opponent via Yogg-Saron, Unleashed's Mixtape, so he can summon THREE Owlonius

painlock and flood paladins in casual mode is just super fun!! Dumb ass noobs!! Get gut on ranked trash players!!

Wild players thinking that a deck with almost 40 tech cards and Reno and Reno is fun should visit a psychiatrist. There's nothing fun in destroying combo when you are lucky to draw one card you need and losing when you are not lucky. One should just be a hater of everything funny to choose such a deck and this is probably a psychopathology. If you think that it is "control" and you are more clever than typical aggro players: no, you are not. At first, nowadays most actual control archetypes require no more than one brain cell to pilot. At second, it's not normal control decks like wild warriors with defensive tools, some kind of a game plan and Odyn or Khtun wincons, it's a collection of methods to ruin opponent's plans by most stupid ways and nothing more.