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fuck you druid player. I had enough. This class should be send to hell. 

fuck you blizzard! 

i have no idea what simple minded idiots do the card design. after successfully introducing the retarded death knight and figure out new silly ideas to squeeze out more money , you finally nerved it to a silly op bullshit everyone now plays . it's such bullshit. i am done with this game

People who complain about Druid do not know what they're doing. It's Rogue/DH meta, not Druid.

I used to think Disruption was an unhealthy or rather a FeelsBadMan thing added to the game, but now I see it as an absolute necessity. 

Playing against Shockspitter Hunter is just so annoying. All he did was hit me in the face with his weapon each turn. I managed to use Brann Bronzebeard and Patchwerk [/card]to hit two copies of [card]Shockspitter. Did it matter? No, not even in the slightest.

He played his Brann and his two generated copies of Shockspitter to deal over 30 health. See, I used to think Theotar and Patchwerk were bad for the game but no, it's literally solitaire decks or burn decks. At least it ended quickly but it's not fun to have hope that you'll live only to get destroyed by some Yugioh shit.

To those that complain about Patchwerk, I'm sorry about it but if you can generate copies of your win conditions, I need to have some way of dealing with it. It may not be fun for you but it's not fun for me to get killed by Sire Denathrius or Shockspitter.

If Shockspitter deck is balanced i am a fridge, this card is so annoying to play against.

I played against 4 hunters in a row with this f'cking deck, almost all times losing in round 6-7 for a no brain oponent that just hit face with everything and makes 45161541541 copys of this f'cking card.

Really, i dont mind playing against druid because is not a self side matchup, but always hunter have a archetype that play alone the match and kill you in 5 turns, i feel disgusted.

How do you beat rogue? You can't tempo them, you can't out-control them, you can't do shit unless they have horrible draw(They wont) 
How the fuck do you beat x2 3/5 on turn 2 followed by 10/10 stealth on turn 4 into fucking sprint for 3 mana??? 
This meta would be playable if not for fucking rogues and demon hunters with double/triple reno 

 I regret reaching Diamond last month.

I am now facing legions of Shockspitter Hunters, Token Druid, and any other deck that can summon 12/12 worth of stats on board before Turn 4 at Bronze 8. The game has devolved into whoever can shotgun the other person's health pool first wins. It is just burst from burn or literally making a gigantic board on turn 4.

I've been on a losing streak because I thought playing a Triple Blood DK battlecry deck would be fun but I forgot that I'll die before I get any value from my cards.  

Unnerf theotar :(

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 I regret reaching Diamond last month.

I am now facing legions of Shockspitter Hunters, Token Druid, and any other deck that can summon 12/12 worth of stats on board before Turn 4 at Bronze 8. The game has devolved into whoever can shotgun the other person's health pool first wins. It is just burst from burn or literally making a gigantic board on turn 4.

I've been on a losing streak because I thought playing a Triple Blood DK battlecry deck would be fun but I forgot that I'll die before I get any value from my cards.  

 I can tell you that has nothing to do with the rank you reached last season. I know because I see that sort of shit while sitting comfy at silver or gold at best each month. I just don't feel ranked has nothing to offer me anymore, if I play it it's solely because casual is the same shit anyways so at least I can farm hero portraits in ranked.

Honestly, keep trying casual. You’ll sometimes get a massive wandering retard who plays Implock but otherwise, there’s much more creativity and it’s ultimately more fun. It’s not perfect, but there’s less of a pressure to play broken decks and people do try new things every once in a while. Like I said, people are generally discouraged to play broken decks because there’s no point really. I personally auto-concede against S tier deck in casual so they don’t even get to play the game. 

FUCK PRIEST AND THEIR LAME ASS QUEST REWARD... true shitter class and the same goes for those who main druid.. you must have been born with your ass first and head last..... 

Honestly, keep trying casual. You’ll sometimes get a massive wandering retard who plays Implock but otherwise, there’s much more creativity and it’s ultimately more fun. It’s not perfect, but there’s less of a pressure to play broken decks and people do try new things every once in a while. Like I said, people are generally discouraged to play broken decks because there’s no point really. I personally auto-concede against S tier deck in casual so they don’t even get to play the game. 

I don't know how the casual mode feels like on other servers but on EU it's filled to the brim with sweaty tryhard netdeckers.
It used to be the last safe haven for homebrew deck players but that changed significantly over the course of the past few years.
It became more of a training ground for people to learn how to play top meta decks.
And because most people play these decks there's less and less incentive for homebrew deck players to play that mode.
I actually face way more homebrew decks on ladder in the lower ranks at the beginning of each month than in casual.

Fuck every Warlock combo deck, "oh, I'll just throw in a billion removal and healing effects coupled with massive mana cheating, this sure is the peak of the Hearthstone experience". Hope your house gets obliterated with a missile strike, maybe then you'll now how it's like to feel helpless.

Also fuck Reno Priest, don't care if it's barely viable, it's one of the most BORING and INFURIATING decks ever, terrible experience, it's only behind Big Priest and Secret Mage. HOPE YOU HOUSE GETS OBLITERATED AS WELL.

Thanks for the tip but I'm only playing Ranked to get that Golden DK Portrait and it sucks that you need to play it and actually win those games. I know that I'm not going to win every game but I expect to have at least some enjoyment out of it. Now it feels like anyone can blast your face and not care about the board anymore which is where most of the player interactions are done. I'm only around 400 wins left to get the portrait after the DK honeymoon phase. Hope you have a nice day, good sir. 

Just lost to a shitter of a mage player who played Rune of the archmage on turn 6, followed by turn 7 with Brann + Parrot and of course the fcking clown got all the perfect cards to clear my board, massive damage to face and a fucking bag full of secrets ... How can this be healthy for the game? ..... Rune of the Archmage need a massive reduction on the amount of free spells generated... Don't know why the devs gave all these retards this panic button of a card......

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Just lost to a shitter of a mage player who played Rune of the archmage on turn 6, followed by turn 7 with Brann + Parrot and of course the fcking clown got all the perfect cards to clear my board, massive damage to face and a fucking bag full of secrets ... How can this be healthy for the game? ..... Rune of the Archmage need a massive reduction on the amount of free spells generated... Don't know why the devs gave all these retards this panic button of a card......

 

 That, or make it truly random. The problem with Rune of the Archmage is that it targets enemies whenever that is possible, wich considering the amount of face damaging spells, big and small AoEs and the total absence of buff spells, makes it very linear.

Misstake 

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Honestly, keep trying casual. You’ll sometimes get a massive wandering ****** who plays Implock but otherwise, there’s much more creativity and it’s ultimately more fun. It’s not perfect, but there’s less of a pressure to play broken decks and people do try new things every once in a while. Like I said, people are generally discouraged to play broken decks because there’s no point really. I personally auto-concede against S tier deck in casual so they don’t even get to play the game. 

I don't know how the casual mode feels like on other servers but on EU it's filled to the brim with sweaty tryhard netdeckers.
It used to be the last safe haven for homebrew deck players but that changed significantly over the course of the past few years.
It became more of a training ground for people to learn how to play top meta decks.
And because most people play these decks there's less and less incentive for homebrew deck players to play that mode.
I actually face way more homebrew decks on ladder in the lower ranks at the beginning of each month than in casual.

 This is my experience for the most part with casual mode too. Majority games are opponents netdecking Tier 1 decks. If I guessed I'd say 20-25% of my games are against people with lower tier decks. I almost never see homebrew decks anymore which is a real shame. 

Shockspitter should be nerfed to 5-6 mana such boring card to play against