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Quote from hillandder >>

Playing Wild and 7 games in a row playing vs Standard decks without a single Wild card, of course my glorious Wild master race deck destroy the dirty Standard peasants but I playing Wild because I want to play vs other stuff instead Baku warrior or egg hunter...

 Suprised that you didn't get destroyed by combo druid or big priest. 

Hunter is the new cubelock. Fuck this braindead class.

Wild is so unbelievably insane that games feel like they are decided by turn 3-4. Sometimes against aggro decks they are over by turn fucking 2. The power level needs to be reduced.... So many fun decks are pushed out because try hards can't stop playing even shaman and star druid,also good luck beating those decks with anything other than a mirror match. 

FUCK DRUID. SO FUCKING DUMB. CAN BE ANYTHING DRUID UNTIL TURN 7+ FUCKING DUMB

Thought i'd try wild for a change. Got the old mech mage out because why the hell not? 

First game... Big priest

Are you kidding me at trash level wild?!! 

Quote from SRB >>

Hunter is the new cubelock. Fuck this braindead class.

 Hunter has always been brain-dead. It's always been worse than Cubelock. That did actually require some thought.

was facing a bunch of aggro, switch to control warrior. Then I face shudderwocks and shit. Then I try a more midrange/agressive deck, now all the odd paladins are back. It's so demoralizing when the match is lost before you even begin.

Seriously go fuck yourselves with your tier 1 druid decks at level 20 wild...

Quote from black_cats_rule >>

Seriously go fuck yourselves with your tier 1 druid decks at level 20 wild...

 You know... just a thought but... perhaps they are playing tier 1 druid decks at level 20 because they mmmmmmaybe want to get out of rank 20 and maybe push for 15 or even 10??? Just a thought from a passer by but still.

"+50 upvotes and I'll write a guide" attention whores need to stop please, at least it's not as bad as "OMG 90% winrate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Faced a garbage paladin with Silver Sword.   Has dudes on board and goes face but I have a water elemental and keep hitting face to freeze him.

Took him 6 TURNS TO REALIZE HOW TO USE SILVER SWORD!!!

Near my death, misses lethal twice...  Have 4 Life, a 1/2 taunt.  He has a 3/2 charge and his weapon...

Who still plays exodia mage? Clearly two of my opponents when I play odd warrior.

Quote from SneezingMeerkat >>

Quote from black_cats_rule >>

Seriously go fuck yourselves with your tier 1 druid decks at level 20 wild...

 You know... just a thought but... perhaps they are playing tier 1 druid decks at level 20 because they mmmmmmaybe want to get out of rank 20 and maybe push for 15 or even 10??? Just a thought from a passer by but still.

"+50 upvotes and I'll write a guide" attention whores need to stop please, at least it's not as bad as "OMG 90% winrate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 Lol that actually made me laugh, thanks for that.

Clearly you don’t understand the point of a salt thread... this is a place to vent frustration, nothing more or less, at least that’s how I see it.

I’m certainly not here for your guide or your attention OR your validation. 

As for my opponents and fellow players, good luck to them. I hope that they reach rank 15 or 10 or even Legend.  

I always doubted such claims, but matchmaking in this game is seriously shit. You start playing control heavy deck and you ONLY get matched against other control and combo decks. Hunter (which is control itself, since it has Rexxar - always on turn 6!), Toggwaggle Druid, Shudderwock Shaman, Quest Rogue, Cubelock, even OTK Paladin. And don't even get me started on mirror Odd Warrior matches that last about half an hour each.

Where the hell are all Odd Rogues and Zoolocks?! 

man... i can't win. i don't know what to do anymore. i can't just win. you know ehen you try to climb the ladder, you try to have most of the metadecks, to stay tuned with what is new... and nothing seems bring results? that's me right now. i'm tired of this, almost even giving up to climb to 15.

The rumor has it there once was a zoolock that didn't have keleseth on 2 and hunter that didn't have rexxar on 6, but I have serious doubts about such claims. 

Just played against a Warrior who managed to get perfect top-deck for 8 turns on the run, meaning that despite absolutely dominating him for 95% of the game I ended up losing. He even topdecked fucking brawl when he had one minion out and I had 7 out and his was the only one that survived...

today i've played against odd pally, odd rogue, zoo warlock, odd warrior, maly/tog druid, all in casual, but never fear people "casual is fine". lol

SO MUCH FKING FUN!!!

Yep totally deserved to lose a game I very easy would have won just because I didn't draw flamestrike. 

Thanks RnGesus, go fuck your mum.