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Quote from Mandelised >>

Why on earth would someone rope very single turn at rank 21 even turn 1 , i actually cooked dinner with the volume turned up

 I prefer to mute my dinner so I can wallow in my very single turn at life.

Always fucking rexxar on curve to carry those garbage hunter players. Fuck this game.

my fault for including double owl, my opponent having on curve rin, and me never drawing owl.

i should have played around it but im the worst player in the history of the game and i desrve no less than permanently being banned and or murdered.

a 3/3 deathrattle (summon a 7/7), a 0/3 deathrattle (summon a 5/5), a 7/7, and a 2/1.

mctech

take the 2/1.  exhibit d of why im the worst player in the history of the game.

un goro pack -> double sherazin.

my fault, i should have played around it.

balanced

turn 1 5/4.

I played Curious Glimmerroot against a Rogue on turn 6 and I have the option to choose from three cards:

The Caverns Below, Mecharoo, and Fire Fly.

So, I think to myself "Hmmm, well Mecharoo and Firefly are typical Odd Rogue cards and it's turn 5. He would have played his Quest by now..."

So, I pick the Quest, but it turns out that wasn't correct...

He plays his Quest on turn 6... WHAT?!

absolutely my fault for losing the 66% brawl, even though i knew the outcome before i even played the card.

of course fucking flappy bird wins.

CASUAL IS FUCKING FUN

whats wrong with people in casual going full face?even priests now go all in and full face turn 3.tf is that

nice that im forced to play decks that i dont want to play if i want to rank up.  since i face mostly druids, its either play aggro or fuck off.

Yesterday I played 50 games, at a 26% win rate. Now 9 of those were admittedly with a terrible homebrew, but after that it was still absolute hard counter carnage, or horrendous mirrors. The one or two favourable match ups didn't even go well. It must have been the worst round of hearthstone ever, by any player. I hang my head in shame.

should have played around it.

im so fucking bad at this game.

any rank 25's up for coaching me, because i clearly dont know what the fuck im doing .

i hate my life. 

unfucking real

we are now in a meta where it's a misplay to silence an egg.

5 games today, 4 of them vs. Zoolock. Fun and interactive, my ass.

Quote from Pageturner >>

I played Curious Glimmerroot against a Rogue on turn 6 and I have the option to choose from three cards:

The Caverns Below, Mecharoo, and Fire Fly.

So, I think to myself "Hmmm, well Mecharoo and Firefly are typical Odd Rogue cards and it's turn 5. He would have played his Quest by now..."

So, I pick the Quest, but it turns out that wasn't correct...

He plays his Quest on turn 6... WHAT?!

 Im more amazad by your "skilfull plays". You had 5 turns to figure out what rogue are you playing against and then your thought process revolves around Odd Rogue even tho she didn't have updated Hero Power. Then you come here and cry about not guessing right. I know RNG can screw you and you might be salty but goddamn you haven't figured out that you are playing against Quest Rogue for 5 straight turns. Thats just ridiculous xDDDD

game 7 on the way. 6/7 so far have been aggro matchups (4 of them warlock). "Fresh and exciting" anyone?

EDIT: It's not like I think that Shudderwock is a healthy card for the game. But I keep playing the deck because it allows me to run 6 AoE Cards (2x Lightning Storm 2x Volcano Hagatha the Witch and one Primordial Drake) plus 2x Doomsayer and good early taunt (Saronite Chain Gang and Tar Creeper), which enable me to murder aggro decks if I don't draw horribly. The thing is that there are almost no other decks, which can afford to run mass AoE, while still having a solid game plan in place.