Hearthpwn

DONT WORRY GUYS CASUAL IS COMPLETELY FINE

friend says "hey wanna play a few after this, just for fun?"

sure

first game perfect draw he has 28/28 on turn 5

second game he plays keleseth zoo and topdecks keleseth on 2.

fuck you dude.

absolute fucking bullshit.

this game is beyond rigged.

edit: reached upload cap.  dude got gruul from unstable portal for lethal.

dude playing malchezar

acidic

youthful brewmaster

OH THERES A TOPDECK ZOLA CREATED BY MALCHEZAR TO BOUNCE YOUR BREWMASTER

oh look, heres 6 copies of zerek on turn 9. 

this is what 0-16 in casual feels like.

another dragon control priest with double weapon removal tech, both drawn in the first half of the deck.  amazing.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand jade druid.  in casual.

why does everyone get to draw so fucking well.

I'm using Zoolock and lose 3 matches in a row. I switch decks and face Zoolock and lose.

Why is this game so always stupidly aggro based? Every expansions, years passing, and the same archetype is always leading the ranks.

Is this how this game is supposed to live and die? I'm always expecting something exciting from the new sets, but everything we get are different ways to throw things on the opponent's face.

The essence of card games are the inner feature which makes you go through your limits in order to outsmart your opponent, and this game lacks this essence. Control decks are each day being more enthusiastic than actually playable, and the true card game players are leaving this community to seek something that is worth their brains.

Congratulations for reaching legend with Zoolock and stuff, Community... Let's see how far you'll all be able to climb until the game crumbles into a pile of moronic face brawlers as a whole.

After i get my 9 golden heroes im sure i will quit, ive reached legend with my favourite archetype which is control, ive got a really big collection to make fun decks and also decks that need a brain, so after my 9 golden heroes goal is reached, and seeing how Blizzard doesnt care of a balanced game where its not always about facing aggro busted decks like the new Zoolock, the old Even Paladin, or the equally cancerous Odd Paladin, Even Shaman, Kingsbane Rogue or the new Mech Hunter that regin in Standard and Wild......not much is left in this game for me to have fun, Wild is also plagued with aids decks and that was pushed even harder after last 2 expansions, i was fine facing many Big Priest (Even if it needs a nerf in Wild), but now Wild and Standard are basically the same unfun aggro decks over and over......theres no point to play to win if you only throw everything out and steal wins out of pure braindead plays and RNG not favouring you in many of those unfun matches that are not fun or feel rewarding even if you win.

 Edit: Don't forget the unbeatable Druid.....

Sad times are coming for this game, going in a downfall and thats why every game desinger is leaving.They know the '' Juice '' in hearthstone has run out.

IS SOMEONE COUNTING HOW MANY COMBOS DRUIDS ARE CAPABLE OF PERFORMING ON WILD? I already lost my shit.

Blizzard, BAN Druids.

 Honestly anyone that thinks that there is anything random about this game at all is beyond delusional. Perfect draw after perfect mindless draw. I'm not complaining about losing - I win as many mindless "play them as you draw them" games as I lose. It has just become boring. I can predict with 85%+ accuracy what card is coming next, and I can tell with 90%+ accuracy whether or not I am going to win the game by the mulligan.

The game used to be fun and involved strategy. Now it is basically an autopilot game that requires zero thought. 

its fun to lose to malygos otk combo shaman in casual

Another meta where bots or people dumber than bots flood the ladder with zoo and tempo mage.  I thought Standard was supposed to have constant change.  These same idiot-proof decks around 80% of the time isn't change just because the pretty pictures on a few of the cards are different.

Why the fuck they gave so many GOOD TOOLS on top of all this shit warlock have? 

I'd pay 10 mana crystal only for the stupid 3/3 lifesteal hero power alone why this fu'ing hero power is so overloaded? anduin is a fucking joke compared to everyone else for the cost so is all priest cards anyways.

Rofl NP also have ways to kill combo classes while I jerk off my 10012 low cost removals

Gnomeferatu and Demonic Project -> This is shit is stupid on a next level for the cost. GnomeFeratu easily a 2/2. Demonic project 4 mana.

Those stupid cards need a DRAWBACK in this form they aren't used as a niche but spam it lololoolo Value.

this is the second time that with burgle rogue i have been matched with  a rank 22 (full gold,yeah gold coin) netdeck+golden portrait+legend cardback in casual.
can we please ban these retards using frontpage decks and fully gold decks  in casual please?
For the good of all of these that wants to have fun only.

I decided to play Control Warlock in the Brawl hoping to prey on Druids and Zoo what did I face instead? Hunters! It would have been okay if they had been playing Spell Hunter or Deathrattle Hunter but that would have been too easy right? All of them were playing some kind of weird Deck with completely random cards in it,so why playing around normal cards when they have Deathwing? Or when they play LK and get the 1/8 chance of having lethal?

Also if that wasn't enough I faced one Druid too.... I started digging for Demonic Project and even kept the Ooze in the mulligan for Twig but all of that was utterly useless cause the guy was playing 30 fucking random cards with no synergy whatsoever,but I ended up losing cause I spent the whole game trying to figure out what the hell he was playing,failed miserably and made a lot of stupid misplays along the way because I didn't know what he could play next....

I ended the Brawl with 1 win and I'm tempted to try again with Control Mage but I know that if I do all I'll face will be Shudderwock and Combo Druid....

TL;DR I'm a control freak,I hate when I don't know  what's going to happen next so please stop playing completely random stuff anywhere that isn't casual or a brawl specifically made for memeing.... 

So i was getting perfectly countered at rank 5 no matter what deck, so then I played whizbang- and actually had some great games, winning as much as I lost. Then I play the recipe shaman deck, which doesn't have a win condition as far as I can tell, against a netdecked big mage that plays jaina on curve. I get into fatigue, keeping up, and then I eventually lose, just barely, as he spams a bunch of emotes... good one dude.

I honestly have no idea what deck to play. You either play odd pala or even warlock to counter the OTK decks or you play the OTK decks to beat control and tempo. This meta is the most paper/scissor I’ve encountered