Hearthpwn

So I was on the verge of completing the Dungeon Run with Rogue, when I got disconnected due to Blizzard's "scheduled maintenance." Of course, the game was forfeited. All thanks to Blizzard maintenance guys cleaning the shit from their fucking rectums. 

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Look at me i can play odd Paladin im so skilled i can tap the hero power button.

 Sounds like the OG Control/Fatigue Warrior lol

 so what?a control player cant rage about a mono button tap deck?get outta here.

I'm super salty right now.

I'm a priest in the arena, and I face a mage. I have her down to 1 HP and she plays two deck of wonders.
My fucking face when she gets all defensive spells. She fucking healing rains, bring it on's, earthen scales, lava bursts my only minion when she has several on board. So in two turns she's up from 1 health to like 16+10 armour.

How lucky can one become, really?

So shudderwock doesn't copy Kalimnos's battlecry- or it does, but does nothing instead. I just lost that arena game because of that completely non-intuitive interaction.

Why... doesn't it just do what it says it does? repeat battlecries???

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So shudderwock doesn't copy Kalimnos's battlecry- or it does, but does nothing instead. I just lost that arena game because of that completely non-intuitive interaction.

Why... doesn't it just do what it says it does? repeat battlecries???

 Did you play an elemental the turn before if not that is why it didn't work.

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Quote from robpcom3 >>

So shudderwock doesn't copy Kalimnos's battlecry- or it does, but does nothing instead. I just lost that arena game because of that completely non-intuitive interaction.

Why... doesn't it just do what it says it does? repeat battlecries???

 Did you play an elemental the turn before if not that is why it didn't work.

 That doesn't make sense to me- it should just repeat the battlecry that I played... why should it check for conditions- it should just repeat them as they went off.

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I realy dont know hot to play this game. Play token druid lose to odd pal take pal lose to odd rogue take rogue lose to heal lock . And it hapening all day long i stucked at rank 10 my dream is to get rank 5 . Second thing is i always buyed pre order but why i have to pay money for loosing to some fucking f2p with his cheap agrro shit. I think if put money in game you have to be much higher than who doesnt

 No! If u`r stupid u must lose anyway

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So shudderwock doesn't copy Kalimnos's battlecry- or it does, but does nothing instead. I just lost that arena game because of that completely non-intuitive interaction.

Why... doesn't it just do what it says it does? repeat battlecries???

 Coz u must play an elemental last turn!!!

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Quote from Razlorus >>

Quote from robpcom3 >>

So shudderwock doesn't copy Kalimnos's battlecry- or it does, but does nothing instead. I just lost that arena game because of that completely non-intuitive interaction.

Why... doesn't it just do what it says it does? repeat battlecries???

 Did you play an elemental the turn before if not that is why it didn't work.

 That doesn't make sense to me- it should just repeat the battlecry that I played... why should it check for conditions- it should just repeat them as they went off.

 It DOES repeat Kalimnos' Battlecry and the Battlecry clearly says: "IF you played an elemental last turn...". The IF conditions are inside the Battlecry, not outside.

I got the tavern brawl quest and for the 3 wins i went through hell.

I played against 3 sylvanas and i got Lynessa Sunsorrow, 2xWicked Skeleton, Big-Time Racketeer, 2x Doppelgangster, opponents with 10 ae spells every game, perfect answers and lucky as hell.

Sometimes i hate this game so much.

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dont worry guys, casual is totally fine.

 I have too much time. Based on your comments for the last days.

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dont worry guys, casual is totally fine.

 I have too much time. Based on your comments for the last days.

 Pls someone have to make a thread about Kaladin <3 <3

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dont worry guys, casual is totally fine.

 I have too much time. Based on your comments for the last days.

 Beautiful.  :) Honest to god this is what casual feels like.........statistically in 45% of my games.  

4.26 gb for the mobile app, are you fucking kidding me.  

Me vs Hunter: Deathstalker Rexxar online by turn 6-8, proceeds to get always the best zombeasts for the situation, beating the crap out of me no matter how poorly the opponent plays.

Me as Hunter: Wait, did I even put Deathstalker in my deck? Oh, right, there it is, in my mulligan while I have nothing to play before turn 6, so I have to toss it away like the others. Turn 20: Still no Deathstalker, I lose.

Kaladin or not the truth behind this game is that it is 100% rigged.
If you are in the "GO TO THE 50% WR AND FUCK YOURSELF"stage of the game you can play even 200 matches with different decks you will be losing no matter what.
Once you reached the 50/55 percent stage the games will become playable again.SO from here you will climb if you are very good and around 55% or lose bad untill 45%, and from there, ping pong to 50.
This thing that FORCES you down is rigging the game and those who are defending it are a just patethic as the system.
However, only a few come here raging,i believe that many hs players dont even know that this forum section exists. They just open the web, digit top tier decks on google and copy paste them.
If there were more players seeing this thread this would be super crowded 24.7, instead of having those 3 4 players raging the whole time as we are seeing.

Playing some spellhunter games in wild because of quest and Y'shaarj likes to fuck with me.

1. game: opening hand Y'Shaarj, i mulligan him, 2 turns later he is back.

2. game: opening hand Y'Shaarj, i mulligan him, turn 7 i draw him again and Barnes is hiding.

3. game: I draw Y'Shaarj turn 2 and turn 3 Barnes! Finally i see him but Y'Shaarj likes to be the party crasher.

4. game: Barnes appears turn 2! Yeah, great, i'm so happy!... but then....turn 4: i draw Y'SHAARJ again! 

Stupid children's card game.

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Kaladin or not the truth behind this game is that it is 100% rigged.
If you are in the "GO TO THE 50% WR AND FUCK YOURSELF"stage of the game you can play even 200 matches with different decks you will be losing no matter what.
Once you reached the 50/55 percent stage the games will become playable again.SO from here you will climb if you are very good and around 55% or lose bad untill 45%, and from there, ping pong to 50.
This thing that FORCES you down is rigging a game and those who are defending it are a just patethic as the system.
However, only a few come here raging,i believe that many hs players dont even know that this forum section exists. They just open the web, digit top tier decks on google and copy paste them.
If there were more players seeing this thread this would be super crowded 24.7, instead of having those 3 4 players raging the whole time as we are seeing.

 I had to double check to make sure I didn't write this post.  It's 100% spot on.

Does anyone else find it comical or get frustrated when you are playing against someone who just bm's the whole time? It doesn't really frustrate me but I find it funny that someone who is clearly just using a tier 1 netdeck with no kind of ingenuity of their own will bm like they are the best player in hearthstone. For me right now taunt druid/big druid, shudderwock, and odd rogue players seem to be the most toxic players I've ever encountered, they literally start bm'ing the second the game starts and the funny thing is they misplay all the time because they are so focused on getting the emote to reappear. Normally i don't squelch because i know it gives that player the satisfaction that they actually feel like i got annoyed by it lol.

I was playing against a zoolock, I was at 8 life, he had no cards in hand. Guess what he drew - soulfire. Hit my face with it, life tapped and guess what he drew. You guessed it, another soulfire. (By the way, that was his only way to get lethal because he already played both doomguards).

Long story short, I hope he used up all of the luck for his entire life that game.