Everyone complains about Paladin and Warlock and Priest and shit, but not Mage? How does Mage get a free pass? THE scummiest, cheapest bullshit class in Hearthstone. Stall the game. Spell to face. Stall the game. Spell to face. And let’s not forget Ice Block and infinite Fireballs are still a thing in Wild. Absolute dickheads of the highest order.
If I see my opponent is a Mage, I immediately consider him/her subhuman scum. Mage, the class for thick cunts that can’t do math.
I love control Mage (I play many variations, big spell, highlander, old-school, elemental) and I hate Mage with a passion, I completely feel you. I'd break the skulls of idiots who misplay and emote "well played" when top-decking a stupid burn spell. It's so frustrating when "tempo" Mages are so fucking greedy that they don't want to play a Fireball into a 5/5, 5/6 or 6/6 and they still fucking win because of bullshit Ice Lance and Ice Block. Oh, did I mention that I mostly face this shit in Casual? I don't care what you play in Ranked, just don't be an insecure small dick degenerate in a game mode that's supposed to be for people who like to experiment with decks or just have fun...
Dude you need your own YT channel with this shit! I'd eat it up alll day hahah
Fuck the arena bucket garbage. It's a bad system. It's awful. Bring back the old one where cards are just grouped by rarity. The level of your deck is no longer determined by smart choices, it's entirely based on how many good "buckets" you get. I am seeing some absolutely absurd decks at low wins today. If you don't have something stupid like 4 spikeridged steeds and 2-3 swords then good luck getting beyond 7 wins.
Oh boy.....this next asshole just drew three ambush spiders in a row after playing the card on T4. Yeah, great RNG....
Heh, I was just about to post salt about the exact same thing. Turn 6 and he plays that card, Shadow-steps it and plays it again. Next turn he draws FIVE FUCKING SPIDERS before even playing a card. Then plays Gadgetzan Auctioneer and backstab and draws the other.
What the fuck, really. Seven 4/4 minions on the board from nothing.
Fuck the arena bucket garbage. It's a bad system. It's awful. Bring back the old one where cards are just grouped by rarity. The level of your deck is no longer determined by smart choices, it's entirely based on how many good "buckets" you get. I am seeing some absolutely absurd decks at low wins today. If you don't have something stupid like 4 spikeridged steeds and 2-3 swords then good luck getting beyond 7 wins.
That's the reason I stopped playing Arena, just when I got somewhat good at it, they change the bucket system and considering my godly luck, I never get any good cards. Went from average 5-6 wins to 3-3 runs. Maybe I just fucking suck at it though, but I don't think I'm that bad.
cant stop laughing at this game.Seriously.whenever you need a card to counter some stupid aggro like baku paladin it will be buried in the bottom of the deck.then suddenly the match after,like for magic, you will have 2 of them in the starting hand. every fucking Time Hilarious seriously.
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Best quotes: "Casual is perfectly fine" "warlock is not overpowered" "Playing odd paladin just to test it"
I don't are if I win or lose, but the nature or Reno decks causes people to play slower and any Reno style deck is purely try hard. Just trying to get my quest done asap, and personally just hate the Reno Jackson card.
Fuck the arena bucket garbage. It's a bad system. It's awful. Bring back the old one where cards are just grouped by rarity. The level of your deck is no longer determined by smart choices, it's entirely based on how many good "buckets" you get. I am seeing some absolutely absurd decks at low wins today. If you don't have something stupid like 4 spikeridged steeds and 2-3 swords then good luck getting beyond 7 wins.
That's the reason I stopped playing Arena, just when I got somewhat good at it, they change the bucket system and considering my godly luck, I never get any good cards. Went from average 5-6 wins to 3-3 runs. Maybe I just fucking suck at it though, but I don't think I'm that bad.
Some of the decks I craft are just insane compared to what used to get me the max wins back in the day. Now insane is just not good enough. Every deck is borderline insane, it's almost impossible to draft a truly bad deck unless you are trying to. The power creep in arena is nuts.
Fuck the arena bucket garbage. It's a bad system. It's awful. Bring back the old one where cards are just grouped by rarity. The level of your deck is no longer determined by smart choices, it's entirely based on how many good "buckets" you get. I am seeing some absolutely absurd decks at low wins today. If you don't have something stupid like 4 spikeridged steeds and 2-3 swords then good luck getting beyond 7 wins.
That's the reason I stopped playing Arena, just when I got somewhat good at it, they change the bucket system and considering my godly luck, I never get any good cards. Went from average 5-6 wins to 3-3 runs. Maybe I just fucking suck at it though, but I don't think I'm that bad.
Some of the decks I craft are just insane compared to what used to get me the max wins back in the day. Now insane is just not good enough. Every deck is borderline insane, it's almost impossible to draft a truly bad deck unless you are trying to. The power creep in arena is nuts.
Speak for yourself
The last 3 times I've done arena I've gone 1-3 with truly awful decks. I managed to have a rogue deck where I didn't get offered a single 1-drop card and none of the signature rogue cards.
Oh boy.....this next asshole just drew three ambush spiders in a row after playing the card on T4. Yeah, great RNG....
Heh, I was just about to post salt about the exact same thing. Turn 6 and he plays that card, Shadow-steps it and plays it again. Next turn he draws FIVE FUCKING SPIDERS before even playing a card. Then plays Gadgetzan Auctioneer and backstab and draws the other.
What the fuck, really. Seven 4/4 minions on the board from nothing.
Fucking useless piece of bloatware bullshit! Fuck me swinging! The only fucking thing I can count on more than a mulligan full of fucking goats testicles is the fact that goddamn overwolf WILL FUCKING CRASH.
Jesus H Christ I had 4 instances of it sitting in the system tray. Who made this fucking piece of shit?! Does it even run in x64?!
I play my Unstable Evolution as a last desperate attempt to get a taunt minion up and you come along and complete fuck the rest of the turn. May you get cancer of the anus!!!
Im really happy that taunt druids are bitching around at rank20. LITERALLY FUCKING RIDICULOUS, hope you all fucking die in the most horrible way possible, honestly, cant rank up with that deck???? the best part is that they survive through ~60dmg, and then they topdeck the one card that saves them when you are 1 turn away from killing them, ridiculous game, fuck you blizzard for making druid such cancer, more armor gain than warriors, great game design. FUCK OFF.
I'm seriously done with the game by now... wherever you go, it's aggro, aggro and more aggro... Mage? Aggro. Priest? Fucking Aggro.
Dude I'm interested what the fuck that Priest deck is lol
Probably inner fire priest, saw one running that 0-9 taunt. Yeah I pretty much sat there for a turn understanding how effed I was when I saw that dropped down. Having said that.. that is the only priest I faced that was aggro.
I'm seriously done with the game by now... wherever you go, it's aggro, aggro and more aggro... Mage? Aggro. Priest? Fucking Aggro.
Dude I'm interested what the fuck that Priest deck is lol
Probably inner fire priest, saw one running that 0-9 taunt. Yeah I pretty much sat there for a turn understanding how effed I was when I saw that dropped down. Having said that.. that is the only priest I faced that was aggro.
So, innerfire priest is an Aggro deck now? Last time I checked it was a control deck with the innerfire combo as it's win condition. *shrugs*
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Dude I'm interested what the fuck that Priest deck is lol
Dude you need your own YT channel with this shit! I'd eat it up alll day hahah
Fuck the arena bucket garbage. It's a bad system. It's awful. Bring back the old one where cards are just grouped by rarity. The level of your deck is no longer determined by smart choices, it's entirely based on how many good "buckets" you get. I am seeing some absolutely absurd decks at low wins today. If you don't have something stupid like 4 spikeridged steeds and 2-3 swords then good luck getting beyond 7 wins.
I'm not sure who you're replying to or what you mean.
Heh, I was just about to post salt about the exact same thing. Turn 6 and he plays that card, Shadow-steps it and plays it again. Next turn he draws FIVE FUCKING SPIDERS before even playing a card. Then plays Gadgetzan Auctioneer and backstab and draws the other.
What the fuck, really. Seven 4/4 minions on the board from nothing.
That's the reason I stopped playing Arena, just when I got somewhat good at it, they change the bucket system and considering my godly luck, I never get any good cards. Went from average 5-6 wins to 3-3 runs. Maybe I just fucking suck at it though, but I don't think I'm that bad.
cant stop laughing at this game.Seriously.whenever you need a card to counter some stupid aggro like baku paladin it will be buried in the bottom of the deck.then suddenly the match after,like for magic, you will have 2 of them in the starting hand.
every
fucking
Time
Hilarious seriously.
Best quotes:
"Casual is perfectly fine"
"warlock is not overpowered"
"Playing odd paladin just to test it"
I don't are if I win or lose, but the nature or Reno decks causes people to play slower and any Reno style deck is purely try hard. Just trying to get my quest done asap, and personally just hate the Reno Jackson card.
Some of the decks I craft are just insane compared to what used to get me the max wins back in the day. Now insane is just not good enough. Every deck is borderline insane, it's almost impossible to draft a truly bad deck unless you are trying to. The power creep in arena is nuts.
Speak for yourself
The last 3 times I've done arena I've gone 1-3 with truly awful decks. I managed to have a rogue deck where I didn't get offered a single 1-drop card and none of the signature rogue cards.
Given up on it again as a result.
And the irony is no one knows who the fuck YOU are referring to.....
SAALLLLLLLTTTTTTT!!!!!
FUCK OVERWOLF!!!
Fucking useless piece of bloatware bullshit! Fuck me swinging! The only fucking thing I can count on more than a mulligan full of fucking goats testicles is the fact that goddamn overwolf WILL FUCKING CRASH.
Jesus H Christ I had 4 instances of it sitting in the system tray. Who made this fucking piece of shit?! Does it even run in x64?!
FUCK YOU OVERWOLF!!!!
f this guy. Turn 12, and the game has already lasted 16 minutes. He's roped EVERY SINGLE TURN, SINCE TURN ONE IN 0-0 ARENA
Dear Nerubian Unraveller - you are a CUNT
I play my Unstable Evolution as a last desperate attempt to get a taunt minion up and you come along and complete fuck the rest of the turn. May you get cancer of the anus!!!
is there anything but freaking god damn druid on this game ? jesus fucking christ this player base is pathetic
Im really happy that taunt druids are bitching around at rank20. LITERALLY FUCKING RIDICULOUS, hope you all fucking die in the most horrible way possible, honestly, cant rank up with that deck???? the best part is that they survive through ~60dmg, and then they topdeck the one card that saves them when you are 1 turn away from killing them, ridiculous game, fuck you blizzard for making druid such cancer, more armor gain than warriors, great game design. FUCK OFF.
Just as I'm about to type how much I hate Hunters, I face the third one in a row in casual. Fuck off you horrible, horrible people.
Probably inner fire priest, saw one running that 0-9 taunt. Yeah I pretty much sat there for a turn understanding how effed I was when I saw that dropped down. Having said that.. that is the only priest I faced that was aggro.
So, innerfire priest is an Aggro deck now? Last time I checked it was a control deck with the innerfire combo as it's win condition. *shrugs*