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Bought 3 of the new bundles.  No legendaries.  Decided I'd open packs until I got one.  62 packs later, got Prince Valanar.

Now I got to cycle my pity timers on the old packs.  Sigh...

Why is it possible to get banned arena cards through discoveries and random effects?? My opponent (Rogue) got Frost Lich Jaina from Pickpocket. I was winning at that point or at the very least it was quite even...

DKs are so fucking broken in Arena! Especially Frost Lich Jaina! They are banned for reason!!! God damn it Blizzard..

i dont even know what to say anymore.  shit like this is so fucking discouraging.  makes me want to quit the game.

Time Arena:

3-0 with a solid priest deck I started earlier in the day

Decide to finish run before bed

1. Great hand vs hunter, disconnect for 3 turns and can't recover , 3-1and tilted

2. Fight warlock who plays 8 defiles, didn't play around it and got fucked each time
I managed to get him to 3 hp in the end but he managed to get every card he needed to stall and kill me (he played a bunch of those hall of fame 5/5's):
Ragnaros, conceals ragnaros so I can't remove it with my board or power word death, sets up another defile for 5, crazy alchemists his rag to a 3/8 so I cant remove with death, topdecks ice elemental so i cant finish him with my last creature,  then he top decks his last defile and trades + defile so rag finishes me, now I'm 3-2 and want to smash my phone

3. Get cheesed by a paladin, there's a crack on my screen now

dont think ill be playing arena anymore 

I was on tilt with Vex Crow Mage in Wild (lost about 10 games in a row) so I switched to Recruit Warrior for a change of pace. (I'm tired of Tier 1 decks at the moment.)

First and only match of the night with that was with someone else's Vex Crow Mage, and I lost to the same deck I had been on tilt with for the last day or two of occasional play. I just feel baffled and somewhat angry. 

Quote from Punka144 >>

I was on tilt with Vex Crow Mage in Wild (lost about 10 games in a row) so I switched to Recruit Warrior for a change of pace. (I'm tired of Tier 1 decks at the moment.)

First and only match of the night with that was with someone else's Vex Crow Mage, and I lost to the same deck I had been on tilt with for the last day or two of occasional play. I just feel baffled and somewhat angry. 

 Not only a cheating crap match up system, but just a cheeky fuck you this is how you play that deck from Blizzard.

Nice!

I just don’t get it... why people have to take so much time to make their move? 

1st... they aren’t pro player and probably never would never become.

2nd....there is only one possible good way to play it, so what are you waiting for it.

3rd.... no matter how smart you think you are or if you think you can outsmart the rng, well guess what... the rng will fuck you hard.

This is a card game and luck controll the game.

When you are rank 1 that means you know how to pilot your deck,you know the meta,you know what’s in your opponent deck... so please don’t waste our time.If you think your brain will take you to legend you guess it wrong.I have been legend 3 times..1st one was the real push and the other two were because I prefer ranked rather than casual and all this was thank to the rng.

So please when you take your time to think,don’t wait for the last second of the rope to end your turn...because at the end are the rng gods :)

Quote from Axiron >>

I just don’t get it... why people have to take so much time to make their move? 

1st... they aren’t pro player and probably never would never become.

2nd....there is only one possible good way to play it, so what are you waiting for it.

3rd.... no matter how smart you think you are or if you think you can outsmart the rng, well guess what... the rng will fuck you hard.

This is a card game and luck controll the game.

When you are rank 1 that means you know how to pilot your deck,you know the meta,you know what’s in your opponent deck... so please don’t waste our time.If you think your brain will take you to legend you guess it wrong.I have been legend 3 times..1st one was the real push and the other two were because I prefer ranked rather than casual and all this was thank to the rng.

So please when you take your time to think,don’t wait for the last second of the rope to end your turn...because at the end are the rng gods :)

 you have four cards and two mana, play a fuckin' card already!

Quote from Kaladin >>

never forget that this is absolutely not a game of who plays better, its a game of who draws better.  everything else does. not.  matter.

 Amen! Anyone who argues otherwise is on the blessed side of RNGesus.  Once he turns in them, they’ll return to our side of the fence.

HOW THE FUCK IS EVERY ASSHOLE IN WILD PLAYING RENO “STUDID COCKSUCKER” JACKSON!!! 2-3x MIND YOU! GET GOOD AT THE GAME AND QUIT USING HIM AS A CRUTCH YOU FUCKTARDS!

Fuck this brawl. Slowest fucking shit ever. Got bored of it in 5 mins and just conceded... -1 pack for me this year.

Play 5 games in a row against cancer Paladin, make an anti-cancer deck. Play 5 games against druid. Switch back to  regular deck.... play 5 more games against cancer Paladin again. Fuck!

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Sometimes I wish that a certain percentage of the player-base would just leave Hearthstone and go play Solitaire. Fun is subjective to the individual, so I'll let them pass on that but if you have no desire to interact with the other person in a two player game, just uninstall and go play Solitaire.

I mean what did I even expect? Haven't played in a while come back to being rank 17 and playing against ONLY odd paladins and shamans. I mean I forgot for a second there how much of a pathetic community this game has. They can't even play some normal fun decks at rank 17 in mid season. The worst community for any game ever, which is why HS will always be a joke.

20 games at rank 17-16 playing fun decks, I have not seen one deck less than tier 2.

I love how they nerfed paladin and paladin is still the most op class. I mean HS developers are clearly the worst in the industry.$

Fuck Shudderwock shaman. Fuck Shudderwock shaman.  Fuck Shudderwock shaman. Fuck Shudderwock shaman. Fuck Shudderwock shaman. Fuck Shudderwock shaman. Fuck Shudderwock shaman. Fuck Shudderwock shaman. Fuck Shudderwock shaman. Fuck Shudderwock shaman. Fuck Shudderwock shaman. Fuck Shudderwock shaman. Fuck Shudderwock shaman. Fuck Shudderwock shaman. Fuck Shudderwock shaman. Fuck Shudderwock shaman. Fuck Shudderwock shaman. 

Is there anyone still out there that honestly can stick by the claim that the matchups you get are independent of your deck and your recent winrate?  Please, identify yourself.  I need to study your brain for science to find out how someone can believe something that contradicts every piece of observational evidence from everyone else who doesn't have blizzard's cock in their mouth.