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If you are still playing 100% standard before witchwood cubelock right now....just....why?  What is wrong with your brain?  How can you enjoy it?  How are you not bored with it yet?  Why are you such a pathetic waste of flesh?

60 packs + golden pack and one legendary. But i received 1190 dust so blizz has me covered! And a fucking ridiculous loss from an almost guaranteed win due to a card draw FUCK YOU

In b4 pity time: I opened 6 bundles

Enemy hand: Secret, secret, silence, tempo beast, tempo beast, tempo beast, silence, silence, CoTW, poison, secret, poisonous silence, victory.

My hand? Lock and Load, lock and load, huge unplayable heap of stats, heap of stats, stats stats, shit-tier secret, weasel tunneler beast, heap of stats

What have I done to get matched against 1500+ rank legend people at rank 3 while on a losing streak?  Can I not get a single break?

8 CONSECUTIVE LOSSES later hit the r15 floor and i aam TILTED. i hate this fucking game. it's the worst piece of shit EVER. i wish i never returned to it.

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8 CONSECUTIVE LOSSES later hit the r15 floor and i aam TILTED. i hate this fucking game. it's the worst piece of shit EVER. i wish i never returned to it.

 Dude I'm angry too but this is epic lol. fuck this sht anyway.

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Shitty pack, again, golden or not... One legendary in 58 packs so far, and this goes on...

 I feel bad for you guys, I was also pretty unlucky when I started playing, but I got 5 legendaries in the last 2 weeks. Not even bad ones, pretty good stuff.

 Unless you opened close to 200 packs in two weeks im calling you out on that bullshit, fuck off back to the i play 200 games to blow smoke up my own ass thread.

Probably got a card named after you troll boy.

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8 CONSECUTIVE LOSSES later hit the r15 floor and i aam TILTED. i hate this fucking game. it's the worst piece of shit EVER. i wish i never returned to it.

 Dude I'm angry too but this is epic lol. fuck this sht anyway.

 feel for you guys its the same old fuckin' story here, i am so glad that i didnt part with any money for the last two shitspansions.

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Recruit Hunters and Shudderwock shammys in casual... shouldn't you be busy choking on big, fat bulging dicks?

Let me test out my odd DK evolve shammy build in peace, you sad pieces of crocodile shit.

Trade ya. I'll give you all of the Kingsbane Rogues I keep facing in both ladder and casual and I'll take the Recruit Hunters and Shudderwok Shammies from you. ;)

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"hate" doesn't begin to describe my feelings right now.  the lack of a casual mode is frustrating at best.   If I as a player who has spent ~$800 on this game wants to play a long control game that doesn't count for anything at all, I should be able to do that at any time of my choosing.  If players can demand dust refunds because a card they spent 1600 dust on was nerfed and now they don't get to play it, I should be able to demand a full card collection refund or an actual casual mode, since the expensive fun cards I crafted never get to see play because all I queue into are aggro/midrange netdecks.  

Fuck you blizzard. 

You can concede games until you only face control decks. After turn 1-3ish you should know if you're facing a deck you want to face or not. Take Brian Kibler's advice on on the topic and just exit any games you're not having fun playing. Nobody can force you to stay in a game you're going to hate, and since it is a non-ranked game the only thing you lose is maybe a couple minutes of your game at the most.

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If you are still playing 100% standard before witchwood cubelock right now....just....why?  What is wrong with your brain?  How can you enjoy it?  How are you not bored with it yet?  Why are you such a pathetic waste of flesh?

I always wonder about this kind of thing myself. I get that somebody may really love a particular deck or two, but I don't imagine that all of the players who keep with the same exact deck for so long carries this same sentiment. No wonder there are people who get bored with the game and quit, I would too if I limited my options to a pool of 1-3ish decks. This is exactly why I don't get why standard players stay in standard when they absolutely know that 90% of their opponents are going to be playing the same 1-3 decks again, and again, and again. Pretty damn boring if you ask me.

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If you are still playing 100% standard before witchwood cubelock right now....just....why?  What is wrong with your brain?  How can you enjoy it?  How are you not bored with it yet?  Why are you such a pathetic waste of flesh?

I always wonder about this kind of thing myself. I get that somebody may really love a particular deck or two, but I don't imagine that all of the players who keep with the same exact deck for so long carries this same sentiment. No wonder there are people who get bored with the game and quit, I would too if I limited my options to a pool of 1-3ish decks. This is exactly why I don't get why standard players stay in standard when they absolutely know that 90% of their opponents are going to be playing the same 1-3 decks again, and again, and again. Pretty damn boring if you ask me.

 See I've almost been tempted to try playing cubelock now, now that it's finally not as cancerous as it used to be.  I HATED that deck sooo much in K&C, I was angry when they left it unnerfed, and I was angry when it kept being played into Witchwood.  Now, a couple months into Witchwood, I'm having trouble finding any deck that's fun to play, and Cubelock is about the only thing I haven't tried (mostly out of principle at this point).  

Just trying to say, maybe there are some cubelock players out there who, like me, waited and waited, and are now finally playing the deck.  I had the same thoughts for the first month of Witchwood though, for sure.

Played some wild, and pop'd 4 Ice Block from a mage, just to lose to infinite fireballs. What a nice day. 

Who ever balanced this game has to get permanent diarrhea. How can anyone survive turn 6 against a warlock with army of the dead? It's ridiculous!

summons: voidlord, voidlord, rin, shrieking shroom, lord godfrey.

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60 packs + golden pack and one legendary. But i received 1190 dust so blizz has me covered! And a fucking ridiculous loss from an almost guaranteed win due to a card draw FUCK YOU

In b4 pity time: I opened 6 bundles

 Pity timer is unique across packs so as far as the game cares you progressed the pity timer by 10 for each set.

do i even need to explain? 

What the fuck is wrong with this game?? Two consecutive games against even locks and BOTH had 2 of their mountain giants out by turn 5. What the fuck blizzard this is not fucking happening !!!?? You can’t have this unlucky streak that’s been going on with me over the past 24 hours FOR REAL. Seriously fuck everybody and especially fuck you high rollers.

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60 packs + golden pack and one legendary. But i received 1190 dust so blizz has me covered! And a fucking ridiculous loss from an almost guaranteed win due to a card draw FUCK YOU

In b4 pity time: I opened 6 bundles

 Pity timer is unique across packs so as far as the game cares you progressed the pity timer by 10 for each set.

 I know and that’s why I said it BTW. And it’s by 12

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Quote from Tripleight >>

60 packs + golden pack and one legendary. But i received 1190 dust so blizz has me covered! And a fucking ridiculous loss from an almost guaranteed win due to a card draw FUCK YOU

In b4 pity time: I opened 6 bundles

 Pity timer is unique across packs so as far as the game cares you progressed the pity timer by 10 for each set.

 I know and that’s why I said it BTW. And it’s by 12

Opps right you are and wasn't sure if you meant that with your inb4 comment. Pretty unlucky that outcome is the whole reason I wont buy those bundles. I would get pretty angry if it happened to me.

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If you are still playing 100% standard before witchwood cubelock right now....just....why?  What is wrong with your brain?  How can you enjoy it?  How are you not bored with it yet?  Why are you such a pathetic waste of flesh?

I always wonder about this kind of thing myself. I get that somebody may really love a particular deck or two, but I don't imagine that all of the players who keep with the same exact deck for so long carries this same sentiment. No wonder there are people who get bored with the game and quit, I would too if I limited my options to a pool of 1-3ish decks. This is exactly why I don't get why standard players stay in standard when they absolutely know that 90% of their opponents are going to be playing the same 1-3 decks again, and again, and again. Pretty damn boring if you ask me.

 See I've almost been tempted to try playing cubelock now, now that it's finally not as cancerous as it used to be.  I HATED that deck sooo much in K&C, I was angry when they left it unnerfed, and I was angry when it kept being played into Witchwood.  Now, a couple months into Witchwood, I'm having trouble finding any deck that's fun to play, and Cubelock is about the only thing I haven't tried (mostly out of principle at this point).  

Just trying to say, maybe there are some cubelock players out there who, like me, waited and waited, and are now finally playing the deck.  I had the same thoughts for the first month of Witchwood though, for sure.

 Just because it is less played doesn't make it any more fun to play/play against.  It still functions the same way where your opponent is just in an epic snoozefest of banging through the endless voidlords and the walkers it shits out over and over while you wait to draw Guldan and just win, if you haven't already pulled off the doomguard+cube combo and killed them already.

someone should do a petition to change hearthstone name to "If you rich fucktard you win because we suck your money and dick, If you poor fucker you lose because we don't fucking take care your shit".

who's agree with me?

... Why does Shaman have a 2 mana fireball.