Hearthpwn

Perfect draw, thank you deck.

Second screenshot 2 games later... perfect HS-day.

MC Tech: 3 mana 3/3, steal the minion with the highest attack. Most retarded card in the game.

Quote from Gaze73 >>

MC Tech: 3 mana 3/3, steal the minion with the highest attack. Most ******** card in the game.

 Unless you play it.  Then it's 3 mana 3/3, steal the only minion with less than 5 attack on the board (most likely a 1/1).

Blizzard, your draw manipulation to control winrates is WAY too blatant.  When you lose 2 or 3 in a row, you suddenly get your key cards on curve.  When you are on a streak, guess what is on the bottom of your deck?  It's at the point when I feel like insta-conceding when my first 3 cards are 5 mana or higher, because I know what the rest of the game is going to go like.

4 topdecked Sleepy Dragons at the tail end of an arena match. 4. What are you supposed to do against that?!

I played arena for the first time in 2 months, got only 4 wins because I got a power cut in two games I was about to win. There were no power cuts in the previous 2 months.

Blizzard hate me ! :( The luck is always against me. Good curve for my opponents neither for me.

Clearly, after the nerfs, the brainless part of the HS community shifted to playing Odd Rogue.

Quote from alas >>

Clearly, after the nerfs, the brainless part of the HS community shifted to playing Odd Rogue.

 Henchclan thug is seriously far more annoying than flappy bird.  If you leave it up one turn it's basically game over.  It's by far the most consistent snowball minion out of hte options we have.

Last 3 games against Big Priest in wild i met Mr. fucking Barnes at round 3 or 4 into Y'Shaarj. Isn't a normal game against BigPriest possible? Always drawing jackpot at round 4 with Barnes? Come on.

I really don't miss him. Stay in wild you little piece of shit.

How come every time I play against a Hunter, can guarantee that Mind Control will come out twice in the first six cards?

It's the only class that Mind control is useless against yet it ALWAYS comes out early.

Can we please see a meta where the top dogs aren't over the top aggro?  Replacing even paladin with odd rogue as the main thing to beat doesn't make things "balanced".  It's just replacing a rotten apple with another rotten apple.  This is not "variety", it is more of the same just with a different hero.  

I don't want a meta where the only things viable are ultra-slow fatigue decks like deadmans hand warrior, but is it so much to ask for a midrange deck to be viable?

what deck is the luckiest and why is it whatever the fuck my opponent is playing?

in 3 to 4 years of playing hearthstone ive NOT FUCKING ONCE been handed the game by rng in the same way my opponents have.  must be fucking nice.

my fault for not playing a REAL deck like <insert whatever fucking lucky bullshit my opponent is playing>

i know it's random...but sometimes it feels oppressive as hell.

Of course your Archivist will cast UI on my face when i have 5hp left. There were 5 other possible targets, i had two taunts and my lethal was set up. Bitch.

Blizzard is rigged. :(

If you play cubelock at rank 1, Fuck you.

WOW SO FUN! WARLOCK VS WARLOCK, MY OPPONENT PLAYS GNOMEFERATU AND MILLS MY DK. GREAT GAME, VERY FUN, I'M LAUGHING SUPER HARD RIGHT NOW! THANKS BLIZZARD! 

Fuck HS, I've been highrolled and fucked by rng in all my games today!!!!!!!!! AND MY FUCKING OPPONENTS ARE RANK 9 MENTALLY CHANGELLED TODDLERS MISSPLAYING EVERY GOD DAMN TURN!

So ladder is now mainly odd Rogue odd Paladin or big spell Mage or big spell Hunter. You boring, boring sad, pathetic little cunts. I feel like I'm the 1% of people to run their own decks on ladder. All the 99% of sad, sheep netdeckers can't keep their hands twitching their little dicks either - they emote at the end of the game after they cum. Wish they'd just lick it up quietly.

Pro tip - that guy you feel the need to emote at when you win is the SAME FUCKING RANK YOU STUPID LITTLE FUCK. LEAVE. THE. EMOTES. ALONE. YOU. FUCKING. RETARDS.

So much hate for emoters. 5 years Brode and no autosquelch. 5 fucking years. Good riddance Brode. Good fucking riddance.