Hearthpwn

Odd Paladin, Odd Paladin, Odd Paladin. The new pirate warrior.

And now I'm seeing all gold backed Mages at Rank 13-14. Thanks Blizzard!

https://hsreplay.net/replay/kaahrnjpXSd8c699kfogc2 I hate tempo mage so much such fking bullshit can't do anything, this is their insane rng every fking game. I'd rather face unnerfed undertaker hunter than this dipshit

Ok seriously, what the fuck is with these standard meta decks in wild casual? Odd paladin with 1 wild card? Even paladin with no cards that are WILD? Fucking spiteful druid?

To be fair, I'm guilty of occasionally playing meta decks in casual, but that is an EXTREME rarity (sometimes I play the old control warlock with N'Zoth and a few other older cards), but that is in the hopes of playing against other control decks which makes the matches long and FUN. There is nothing fun about expecting mid-range, Reno and control decks and getting degenerate paladin trash. 

I actually got an opponent that played pickpocket rogue and I felt BAD that I beat him with a meta deck, so I added him and had a few fun matches afterwards. Do you meta retards have absolutely no shame in what you're doing?

My first (and last) two games playing Spiteful Odd Rogue.

7-drops suck.

I have been with HS since beta and honestly I used to love playing this game. But seriously with card design for like the last three sets, the game is taking now the same blizzard philosphy they do with all their games ..dumb it down for the masses to make money. It feels now we are not playing a skilled opponent but rather just playing against whatever lucky or unlucky draw they get. As well as do we get the lucky draw or not. Explain to me how this is not bad game design. It's becoming obvious Lifecoach was right when he stated the reasons he quit the game. And that guy was a great pro who prob would have eventually become a World Champion. For him to walk away and now play GWENT says everything. 

spiteful keleseth quest hunter can fuck right off.  as if hunters weren't favored enough in casual.

fuck off mill rogue, no one likes you or your insane 1/15 luck of milling my shudderwock.   get the fuck off casual.

Fucking priest is on the rise again. The most annoying class in the game which I thought would finally sit on the bench and let other classes rise. Nope, fucking cabal shadow priest and mind control fiesta all over again. "Hey, my cards suck and my minions suck too, so I'll steal your minions and some of your deck and then mind blast you 3 times and win the game." Pathetic wankers.

And here's a ridiculous story from my NA server adventures. So as I told you guys, on my main account I barely have any hunter cards, so I decided to make Hunter-only collection on NA by disenchanting every other cards I get from packs. Yesterday I was on rank 21 and my final boss was a big spell mage. Yes, rank 21 big spell mage. So I'm at 2 cards and the guy's playing Jaina on 9 with 12 hp + 5 ish armor. As I hit legend on EU with this mage deck, I know there is no chance to win and simply concede. And what do you think? The guy adds me after the game and starts to trash talk me :D I wish I made a screenshot of the chat, because it was simply ridiculous. On EU French people tend to add me and call me names with acronyms after I win, but this guy simply set a new standard for "miserable".

it's brawl so who really cares but:  could I please stop getting hands full of baron rivendare, nat pagle and majordomo etc while my opponent has all the cool stuff?

devolve: turn your opponent's 2-drops into kvaldir raider and 3-drops into annoy-o-tron. 

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devolve: turn your opponent's 2-drops into kvaldir raider and 3-drops into annoy-o-tron. 

be at 2 health

devolve so i can actually clear my opponent's board and not die

2 drop becomes leper gnome because reasons

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I have been with HS since beta and honestly I used to love playing this game. But seriously with card design for like the last three sets, the game is taking now the same blizzard philosphy they do with all their games ..dumb it down for the masses to make money. It feels now we are not playing a skilled opponent but rather just playing against whatever lucky or unlucky draw they get. As well as do we get the lucky draw or not. Explain to me how this is not bad game design. It's becoming obvious Lifecoach was right when he stated the reasons he quit the game. And that guy was a great pro who prob would have eventually become a World Champion. For him to walk away and now play GWENT says everything. 

Why do you get punished so hard for winning your first two games in arena?  It's not that you start facing better decks in general, it's that you face decks better against YOU specifically.  Like you have a zoo strategy? Well they have lots of AOE.  Have a slower deck?  Aggro.  It feels so impossible to even get close to 12 wins anymore compared to what it used to be like.

5 8/8 giants for zero mana is fun and interactive!!!!!!

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it's that you face decks better against YOU specifically

How do I port my standard decks in to arena?

I don’t know how, but this bitch sure did.

3x Meteor

2x Lich King

2x Blizzard

2x Flamestrike

3x Dragon’s Fury

2x Arcane Intellect

Even though I won in the end, no game of hearthstone has ever left me so frustrated at the shit-storm that is the new arena drafting system.

Salty at people crying about netdecking. If you are so good just shut the fuck up and win with your homebrew. Leave the rest to win with a netdeck..its a fucking card where the point at the end of the day is to win.

i am versus a guy now who isnt clicking end turn when he is done and procedes to rope every single turn untill the end.incredible.

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I fuckin' hate Healing Rain, where is my fucking healing spell as mage.

What is the fuckin' point in trying to get their health down to zero when you realise that they are stalling because they have that Shaggerwank card in their hand, its not big and clever only playing it once to get that mosquito bastard to kill me.

And that still goes for that dumb Warlock character. Agree with the poster who was reiterating that its the DK that is broken and not that dumbfuck health card that got nerfed.

 

 

YOU WANT HEAL MAGICS AS MAGE?NOW I HAVE REALLY HEARD EVERYTHING.

 

 jaina + geddon = reno jackson , jaina + every other elemental man , dont cry