Hearthpwn

Devolve's text should be updated to read, "Turn all enemy 1-drops into Target Dummy, and all other enemy minions into bullshit you can't deal with."

is it just me or it is full of retard shudderwocks now?

I hear you... it goes both ways but obviously the other way would be in the pepper thread. Nothing like turning their strong minions into other ridic minions (like the only time I ever saw millhouse manastorm was after devolves). I miss old devolve and evolves

As for your hex luck- I am sadly glad to hear I'm not the only one who "redraws" cards and gets them either the next turn or in the redraw.

Getting sick of the meta so playing arena... after 2 straight 0-3's where I got no semi-decent cards.... finally got some actually useable cards... and finally stopped playing paladins. 4 of the 6 losses were paladins, the other ones being druid/mage but 4/6? Seriously.....

anyone else love losing on turn 5 in casual?  no?  just me?  

so glad i put 30 cards in my deck so i only get to play a couple of them.  blizzard should seriously delete turns 5 and beyond because games never actually last that long and we could really clear up some file size space to make more broken early game. 

can we just be given 50 gold per day for fucking logging in and do away with rewarding gold in casual?  im fucking sick of facing endless goddamned aggro in casual. 

fucking emote wankers, i hope you get a cancer for real and die slowly.

Nice job nerfing warlock blizzard you talentless bunch of fucking hacks. Who the fuck cares about dark pact giving you 4 health instead of 8 when he has a DK which basically auto-wins them the game when they play it. Well fucking done, The fucking DK is what makes warlock broken, not some cheesey ass combo. FUCKING NERF GULDAN DK. YOU MORONS.

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is it just me or it is full of ****** shudderwocks now?

absolutely insane how well everyone else draws.  got the win secured and my opponent topdecks ooze.  

edit: my enjoyment and experiences comes secondary, to literally every other player.  who cares if im enjoying the game. 

These nerfs were nothing short of pointless. Why did they even waste the effort. Spiteful still broken, paladin still broken, warlock still droken. WELL DONE.

I'm going to find where every burn mage player lives and burn down their houses. These people don't deserve to live and potentially breed. Not that someone as pathetic as to play burn mage would actually manage to.

I swear to god I haven't been this fucking upset in ages. Twice got to final boss to legend and I am back to rank two. Bet there some son of a bitch blizzard employer fucking messing with me just for fun. 

Aarrggghh! Can't stand long HS games, mainly needed to vent this.

Adds ooze --> no paladins, warriors and hunters for more than 20+ games.

Removes ooze because all I see is druid, priests and rogues --> everyone is playing paladin, warrior and hunters, now.

Rigged fucking game

Can someone please explain how literally every odd paladin gets turn 1 lost in the jungle?????????????????????

it's also very obvious that every druid is gonna get double tar creeper the first 4 turns hmmmmmmmmmmmm

oh btw, breaking news guys, spell hunter is apparently tier S cuz somehow all of them gets turn 1: candle shot, 2-3-4: secrets, 5: spellstone.... it must be a built in feature... because how is it really possible that it happens every time? not even the whiny "EvERy tImEEE" but actually every time

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Can someone please explain how literally every odd paladin gets turn 1 lost in the jungle?????????????????????

 

it's also very obvious that every druid is gonna get double tar creeper the first 4 turns hmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

oh btw, breaking news guys, spell hunter is apparently tier S cuz somehow all of them gets turn 1: candle shot, 2-3-4: secrets, 5: spellstone.... it must be a built in feature... because how is it really possible that it happens every time? not even the whiny "EvERy tImEEE" but actually every time

I fuckin' hate Healing Rain, where is my fucking healing spell as mage.

What is the fuckin' point in trying to get their health down to zero when you realise that they are stalling because they have that Shaggerwank card in their hand, its not big and clever only playing it once to get that mosquito bastard to kill me.

And that still goes for that dumb Warlock character. Agree with the poster who was reiterating that its the DK that is broken and not that dumbfuck health card that got nerfed.

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I fuckin' hate Healing Rain, where is my fucking healing spell as mage.

What is the fuckin' point in trying to get their health down to zero when you realise that they are stalling because they have that Shaggerwank card in their hand, its not big and clever only playing it once to get that mosquito bastard to kill me.

And that still goes for that dumb Warlock character. Agree with the poster who was reiterating that its the DK that is broken and not that dumbfuck health card that got nerfed.

 

Every other class seems to have cards that can more than double their health.

Okay point taken.

33 fuckin classic packs over i dont know how many months and no fuckin legendary... again... and then im gonna open another cho, millhouse, pagle or some other useless shit, uninstall for good and have a better life for it...