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I can't wait for the nerfs, i'm sick and tired of fuckin even paladin and cubelock every single match, oh hey, turn 3 CtA, what an skillful play, oh he pulled 2 knife jugglers and they both hit the perfect targets, holy shit, outplaying me so hard.

fuck that deck.

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 Fuck knife juggler. This card should've been moved  to Hall of Fame together with Spiteful Summoner. Wild loves WILD stuff, right? Btw, wild players, don't need to add me after the game and say things about my mother, because I don't have wild cards in my deck (I had 2, btw). The reason I don't have too many wild cards is because I started during Un'goro and guess what, I can't buy wild packs, morons. So I decide to check out wild and this is the kind of "welcome" I get? Fuck yourselves, nerds, and your toxic game mode.

 You can buy wild packs on Blizzard's homepage. 

 

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How can people think this game isn't rigged anymore?  Why is this topic just brushed off as tinfoil hat territory when EVERYONE is saying it if they are honest?  How can someone topdeck perfect answers 5 turns in a row when you are about to rank up but it never happens any other time?  Do you really think it's random chance?  Are you being paid to say it is?

You do realize that if it was "rigged", such as the top deck rigging you mention, that there still needs to be a player who benefits from that situation? If T5 didn't want players to benefit then I'm not sure they would want either player to get something good from 'rigged' games.

What if you also got 2 players who had a long streak of 'rigged' games, or 2 players who were on a streak of extreme good luck? They both can't get punished by this supposed rigging.

I'm also not sure what the end purpose of T5 rigging games would even be. If you want f2p players to turn into paying customers it isn't logical to think that the company will then punish those players by making them lose all of the time. On top of that, that same company would still discourage them from spending additional money if they had bought packs for various decks just to lose most of their games afterward.

Blizzard doesn't make the bulk of their money from players who spend money of a preorder or two, or a bulk of packs, over the course of only 2-6 months. They stand to profit from players who feel like they are having fun and who feel like they have a realistic chance to play a variety of cards over the course of the whole year, from many preorders and consistent pack purchases. That doesn't happen from players who are allegedly sabotaged from games and success. The more likely result is that they just stop playing.

So even Blizzard acknowledges that even pally, quest rogue, Cubelock, and spiteful decks are unfair... nerfs announced: CUE a whole bunch of sad lame pathetic fucks swamping the ladder with the decks soon to be nerfed. You pathetic cunts. Your rank playing those decks is MEANINGLESS. I fucking despise all of you. 

Spiteful players go fuck yourself dead you fucking cancerous pieces of shit. Actually find a rope and hang yourselves, you fucking cretinous, auto-pilot fucks. You are fucking 10 times worse than even paladin or cubelock.

I SAW A MOOSE ONCE!

True story.

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Big spell mage is even more boring than brainless aggro.  It doesn't matter how you play it, you have infinite board clears.  Just sit back, relax, play jaina on 9 and wait until your opponent concedes.  That's all you have to do.  It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for Reno v2.0 aka baron geddon.  It is not fun to have them on the ropes and then oops, they are at full health with a full heal every turn if you can't kill it.  Even if you can kill it, well there's a bunch of water elementals that will heal them even more.

I know the winrate is bad, but it's just so unfun to play against.  What you do does not matter whatsoever unless you get a lucky amount of burst before they can play jaina, but good luck with that while they spam blizzards on you after playing artificer, which they ALWAYS have both in hand when they are low HP.

Firstly I'd just like to remind everyone that the SHIT state of Hearthstone is due to the years of influence of Ben Brode. At least we can all be thankful that he's no longer around to be the corporate mouthpiece and dipshit guiding decisions in exactly the wrong direction. Next time you wonder why there's no autosquelch or some random effect flips a game outcome 180 degrees just remind yourself it's that cunt Brode's influence but at least he's no longer here.

Secondly if I think I see one more person comment that matchmaking can't be rigged because it favours someone else, I think I will vomit. You dumb fucks that is a non-argument: of COURSE Blizzard want some decks favoured - they want to encourage sales of packs, and they also want to manage outcomes so that decks don't get blatantly out of hand, because evidently balance nerfs are a pain in the arse for them. Obviously they are or they would balance more often.

Blizzards business cycle for Hearthstone is CLEARLY about letting a subset of UNBALANCED cards run on the ladder while they sell packs. Once the pack sales die down they balance/nerf but then soon repeat the cycle with an "expansion" to repeat the sales boost. I feel certain their matchmaking algorithm is just one tool in that giant money sucking con. 

The best decision you will EVER make is to resolve NEVER to spend money on packs for this shit can of a game.

When I play my spiteful druid deck: Feels like I'll have turn 2 keleseth into turn 6 spiteful in maybe 1 out of every 8-10 games.

When I queue against spiteful druid playing diff deck: They have turn 2 keleseth into turn 6 spiteful like 50%+ of the time.

Game is great man.

I'd like to buy the world a home and furnish it with love.

Grow apple trees and honey bees and snow white turtle doves.

I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

I'd like to buy the world a Coke and keep it company.

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So even Blizzard acknowledges that even pally, quest rogue, Cubelock, and spiteful decks are unfair... nerfs announced: CUE a whole bunch of sad lame pathetic fucks swamping the ladder with the decks soon to be nerfed. You pathetic cunts. Your rank playing those decks is MEANINGLESS. I fucking despise all of you. 

it would be amazing if i were allowed to play what i wanted to in casual.  instead, my choices are play decks i  like and lose every game or play tier 1 ladder decks.

 If everyone playing soon-to-be-nerfed decks all had their skulls splattered into the pavement, the world would be a better place. It's not a pleasant truth, but it's the one we're living in.

If any Spiteful/CtA/Lackey players are having suicidal thoughts, keep in mind that people will get over your death in a matter of weeks and after that it will just be a big relief. 

i wish the deck archetypes were displayed at the start of the match in casual so i could concede immediately against wahtever bullshit netdeck my opponent decided to play and not waste 15 minutes of my time thinking deathrattle hunter could beat miracle rogue.

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I can't wait for the nerfs, i'm sick and tired of fuckin even paladin and cubelock every single match, oh hey, turn 3 CtA, what an skillful play, oh he pulled 2 knife jugglers and they both hit the perfect targets, holy shit, outplaying me so hard.

fuck that deck.

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 Fuck knife juggler. This card should've been moved  to Hall of Fame together with Spiteful Summoner. Wild loves WILD stuff, right? Btw, wild players, don't need to add me after the game and say things about my mother, because I don't have wild cards in my deck (I had 2, btw). The reason I don't have too many wild cards is because I started during Un'goro and guess what, I can't buy wild packs, morons. So I decide to check out wild and this is the kind of "welcome" I get? Fuck yourselves, nerds, and your toxic game mode.

 You can buy wild packs on Blizzard's homepage. 

 

F2P players can't purchase wild packs since wild sets that are rotated out are turned only into additional micro-transactions. There is no option to buy with gold, which turns the acquisition of wild commons and rares into a pain because you're paying 40-100 dust per card when you'd rather be spending dust on wild epics and legendaries.

Fucking bullshit rigged matchmaking. Made an off meta control priest that doesn't use the death knight and in 7 games 4 have been control priest death knight priests the deck is weak against. One was nearly identical cards for a mirror match. All of a sudden 50% of standard ladder is priest? I call fucking bullshit. Fucking Blizzard lying cunts.

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I can't wait for the nerfs, i'm sick and tired of fuckin even paladin and cubelock every single match, oh hey, turn 3 CtA, what an skillful play, oh he pulled 2 knife jugglers and they both hit the perfect targets, holy shit, outplaying me so hard.

fuck that deck.

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 Fuck knife juggler. This card should've been moved  to Hall of Fame together with Spiteful Summoner. Wild loves WILD stuff, right? Btw, wild players, don't need to add me after the game and say things about my mother, because I don't have wild cards in my deck (I had 2, btw). The reason I don't have too many wild cards is because I started during Un'goro and guess what, I can't buy wild packs, morons. So I decide to check out wild and this is the kind of "welcome" I get? Fuck yourselves, nerds, and your toxic game mode.

 You can buy wild packs on Blizzard's homepage. 

 

F2P players can't purchase wild packs since wild sets that are rotated out are turned only into additional micro-transactions. There is no option to buy with gold, which turns the acquisition of wild commons and rares into a pain because you're paying 40-100 dust per card when you'd rather be spending dust on wild epics and legendaries.

 Yes it's tough luck for F2P but regardless it is still incorrect to state wild packs can't be bought.

 

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Fucking bullshit rigged matchmaking. Made an off meta control priest that doesn't use the death knight and in 7 games 4 have been control priest death knight priests the deck is weak against. One was nearly identical cards for a mirror match. All of a sudden 50% of standard ladder is priest? I call fucking bullshit. Fucking Blizzard lying cunts.

How did Divine Favor avoid the nerf hammer yet again? It's such a broken card.

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 Yes, I'm F2P and by "can't buy" meant can't buy with gold. Regardless, Wild is not friendly to new players, because the further the game progresses the less sense it makes to buy all those old packs with money. Besides, vast majority of new players also don't care about old cards, because they don't have memories associated with them. Ok, I heard about Reno decks, they must've been cool, but as I have never played any decks with Reno, I couldn't care less about trying it now.

Also, old players got all the legendary cards from adventures when they were relevant and new players will have to spend dust on it. If it's not a spit in the face, I don't know what is. Add salty elitist players to the wild player base and you'll stop wondering why so few people (Blizzard included) care about Wild. 

 Closer to my pity timer. My aim is to open my last WW legendary and save for the next expansion. A friendly challenge out of nowhere. Nice. Bought me a WW pack. DANG! First one is an orange... Finally!

It can be Tess Greymane, Shudderwock, Chameleos, Lady In White, Face Collector and yeah even boring Glass Knight. 

But nooooooooo. Who do I have to open as my last legendary? Fucking Dustfallen Aviana. The worst card of the set. Some legendaries are good. Some legendaries are fun and memey. But this one has nothing of them. Fml