Hearthpwn

Retarded gambling game. either bad draw against good matchups and die or just die against bad matchups. every now and then you get a lucky win or two.

This is not really a very salty post, BUT you have to listen to me. I was playing Tess Rogue (aka Burgle Rogue) in casual, with cards like Spectral Cutlass, Pick Pocket etc. So not a very competitive deck. And guess what I found IN CASUAL? Yes, a retarded Even Paladin. I roped him every turn and spammed emotes AF. At the end i won thanks to a stolen avenging wrath and equality. I tried adding him to Friend List, but he didn t accept. Dunno why? XD

Golden portrait standard face mage with couple of wild cards at rank 16 wild. I gained 20+ armor/health and he fireballed his own face and still won. I wish you the most painful death you worthless pathetic human being. 

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This is not really a very salty post, BUT you have to listen to me. I was playing Tess Rogue (aka Burgle Rogue) in casual, with cards like Spectral Cutlass, Pick Pocket etc. So not a very competitive deck. And guess what I found IN CASUAL? Yes, a ******** Even Paladin. I roped him every turn and spammed emotes AF. At the end i won thanks to a stolen avenging wrath and equality. I tried adding him to Friend List, but he didn t accept. Dunno why? XD

This game is just a joke. turn 5 + coin 4/4 12/12. Yeah of course it requires a special spell deck. lol. 

This season I decided not to climb to Legend. Instead I'm checking out different decks and try to build some myself. So I'm playing at rank 5 (standard) with Togwaggle combo druid against this typical big spell mage. She emoted after every non-typical druid card I played, and when I swapped decks, she already was in her Death Knight form, so even though I managed to pull off the combo (swapping decks after making your opponents' hand full while having 0 cards left in your deck), there was little I could do, because she was lucky enough to draw all the key cards before the decks got swapped. Apparently, she was so extatic that she was winning, that she roped and emoted "Bow to your queen!" like every 5 seconds. I mean, you're a winning against an off-meta deck and BM like some shithead? What are these people even thinking? I added the opponent after game just to ask "wtf?", but she never accepted. This system is so unhealthy: the opponent can shit all over you during the game, and you can't even add him after the game to at least ask wtf his/her problem is.

Paladin is so fucking broken- even when you tech specifically against them, it's just a fifty-fifty. If they get their divine favor or call to arms at the right spot, ok, you deal with that. Then you have to deal with it again, and just run out of answers while they vomit the board each turn. And then fucking busted tarim. Yes, my full board of giant minions can now train with formerly 1/1s, makes sense. At the very least each one of those card should be increased in cost by one mana.

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This is not really a very salty post, BUT you have to listen to me. I was playing Tess Rogue (aka Burgle Rogue) in casual, with cards like Spectral Cutlass, Pick Pocket etc. So not a very competitive deck. And guess what I found IN CASUAL? Yes, a ******** Even Paladin. I roped him every turn and spammed emotes AF. At the end i won thanks to a stolen avenging wrath and equality. I tried adding him to Friend List, but he didn t accept. Dunno why? XD

 

 i am starting to record and report players who bm hard in casual,just saying.
Also, why did you add him if you won?to wank over it?i dont understand.

even though i played perfectly its still absolutely my fault and i deserve to lose.

im sorry for playing a fun deck and trying to enjoy the game instead of playign decks that make me rage and that i absolutely hate.  its absolutely my fault for losing because im trying to enjoy the game.  you have to hate everything in order to win.  absolutely my fault.

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This game is just a joke. turn 5 + coin 4/4 12/12. Yeah of course it requires a special spell deck. lol. 

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This is not really a very salty post, BUT you have to listen to me. I was playing Tess Rogue (aka Burgle Rogue) in casual, with cards like Spectral Cutlass, Pick Pocket etc. So not a very competitive deck. And guess what I found IN CASUAL? Yes, a ******** Even Paladin. I roped him every turn and spammed emotes AF. At the end i won thanks to a stolen avenging wrath and equality. I tried adding him to Friend List, but he didn t accept. Dunno why? XD

in the name of "fun and interactive" the druid quest needs to be removed from the game. OTK for 30+ damage on turn 8 is neither of those two things.

I've been playing more wild this expansion. Never played wild before, made a few wild cards, and having way more fun than I have been playing standard this season. I go back to standard ladder every couple of days, and it reminds me of what a terrible state the game is in. I'll keep playing wild until the nerfs, if they're not enough, I might return to it when the next expansion is out. I imagine the nerfs are going to be terrible, so I'm not holding much hope tbh.

[x] fun

[x] interactive

[x] exactly my fault and i deserve to lose because i didnt draw an answer to a god opening in two turns

Standard is awful to play. I got stuck at 9-10, even when I play the same degenerate decks, my opponent gets tyrantus/deathwing and i get the 8/8. I play lich king and get the unplayable dk cards, my opponent gets the exact one he needs to turn the game around or seal lethal. Taking a break from the game I think.

Are you enjoyning trash baku decks in casual guys?

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This is not really a very salty post, BUT you have to listen to me. I was playing Tess Rogue (aka Burgle Rogue) in casual, with cards like Spectral Cutlass, Pick Pocket etc. So not a very competitive deck. And guess what I found IN CASUAL? Yes, a ******** Even Paladin. I roped him every turn and spammed emotes AF. At the end i won thanks to a stolen avenging wrath and equality. I tried adding him to Friend List, but he didn t accept. Dunno why? XD

 

 i am starting to record and report players who bm hard in casual,just saying.
Also, why did you add him if you won?to wank over it?i dont understand.

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Quote from Pumpkin03 >>

This is not really a very salty post, BUT you have to listen to me. I was playing Tess Rogue (aka Burgle Rogue) in casual, with cards like Spectral Cutlass, Pick Pocket etc. So not a very competitive deck. And guess what I found IN CASUAL? Yes, a ******** Even Paladin. I roped him every turn and spammed emotes AF. At the end i won thanks to a stolen avenging wrath and equality. I tried adding him to Friend List, but he didn t accept. Dunno why? XD

 

 i am starting to record and report players who bm hard in casual,just saying.
Also, why did you add him if you won?to wank over it?i dont understand.

 

 HE WAS PLAYING A FUCKING EVEN PALADIN IN CASUAL

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Quote from Pumpkin03 >>

This is not really a very salty post, BUT you have to listen to me. I was playing Tess Rogue (aka Burgle Rogue) in casual, with cards like Spectral Cutlass, Pick Pocket etc. So not a very competitive deck. And guess what I found IN CASUAL? Yes, a ******** Even Paladin. I roped him every turn and spammed emotes AF. At the end i won thanks to a stolen avenging wrath and equality. I tried adding him to Friend List, but he didn t accept. Dunno why? XD

 

 i am starting to record and report players who bm hard in casual,just saying.
Also, why did you add him if you won?to wank over it?i dont understand.

 

 HE WAS PLAYING A FUCKING EVEN PALADIN IN CASUAL

the fantasy that people have in casual:

Priest: 100% summoner deck 
Warrior: 100% odd quest
Rogue: 90% odd / 10% random burgles with tess
Paladin:  80% even / 20% odd
Druid: Handronox
Hunter: 80% odd / 20% face
Warlock: 100% cubes
Shaman: 100% shudderwock
Mage: 100% aggro

Guys. Start using your brain and shuffle other pages then the front sites.I ensure that you will have more fun then using those retard and broken decks.