I assume my opponent has an average penis size and deduct 1 inch for every dipshit emote they give out during the match... poor Ssoya with that tiny little 1 inch dick. Must be so hard to find it to stroke.
When you spend 100 gold on a Frozen Thrones pack fishing for a Shadowreaper Anduin or a Deathstalker Rexxar and you get a Thrall, Deathseer.
Man a close friend of mine wanted to start Hearthstone. I told him not to do but still did. Rate his legendaries: Thrall from Frozen Throne epilogue, That turret from warrior for Witchwood gift. Ozruk. King Togwaggle. Prince Valanar.
And the only good one: Val'anyr. So, always think of the unluckier guys.
When you spend 100 gold on a Frozen Thrones pack fishing for a Shadowreaper Anduin or a Deathstalker Rexxar and you get a Thrall, Deathseer.
Man a close friend of mine wanted to start Hearthstone. I told him not to do but still did. Rate his legendaries: Thrall from Frozen Throne epilogue, That turret from warrior for Witchwood gift. Ozruk. King Togwaggle. Prince Valanar.
And the only good one: Val'anyr. So, always think of the unluckier guys.
Togwaggle is played regularly by top legend players and Thrall can be amazing if played in the right deck. Valanar is trash. I think I've only seen him used once since he came out. Ozruk is a lot like Lynessa Sunsorrow. Satisfying to build really big and really ugly for the extremely rare occasion it sticks, but one Silence, Shadow Word: Death, Hex, Polymorph, or any other removal tool and *poof* gone.
When you spend 100 gold on a Frozen Thrones pack fishing for a Shadowreaper Anduin or a Deathstalker Rexxar and you get a Thrall, Deathseer.
Man a close friend of mine wanted to start Hearthstone. I told him not to do but still did. Rate his legendaries: Thrall from Frozen Throne epilogue, That turret from warrior for Witchwood gift. Ozruk. King Togwaggle. Prince Valanar.
And the only good one: Val'anyr. So, always think of the unluckier guys.
Togwaggle is played regularly by top legend players and Thrall can be amazing if played in the right deck. Valanar is trash. I think I've only seen him used once since he came out. Ozruk is a lot like Lynessa Sunsorrow. Satisfying to build really big and really ugly for the extremely rare occasion it sticks, but one Silence, Shadow Word: Death, Hex, Polymorph, or any other removal tool and *poof* gone.
I play Togwaggle in druid myself but as a new player my friend doesn't have the other epics and legendaries and even some rares to play it. I like Thrall as well but for a new player Gul'dan would be great for the zoolock. Keleseth + Guldan with some other demons and minions. Good deck for a newbie.
When you spend 100 gold on a Frozen Thrones pack fishing for a Shadowreaper Anduin or a Deathstalker Rexxar and you get a Thrall, Deathseer.
Man a close friend of mine wanted to start Hearthstone. I told him not to do but still did. Rate his legendaries: Thrall from Frozen Throne epilogue, That turret from warrior for Witchwood gift. Ozruk. King Togwaggle. Prince Valanar.
And the only good one: Val'anyr. So, always think of the unluckier guys.
Togwaggle is played regularly by top legend players and Thrall can be amazing if played in the right deck. Valanar is trash. I think I've only seen him used once since he came out. Ozruk is a lot like Lynessa Sunsorrow. Satisfying to build really big and really ugly for the extremely rare occasion it sticks, but one Silence, Shadow Word: Death, Hex, Polymorph, or any other removal tool and *poof* gone.
I play Togwaggle in druid myself but as a new player my friend doesn't have the other epics and legendaries and even some rares to play it. I like Thrall as well but for a new player Gul'dan would be great for the zoolock. Keleseth + Guldan with some other demons and minions. Good deck for a newbie.
Honestly, with how broken Paladin is right now, I'd tell your friend to dust Prince Valanar and craft some Silver Swords. He'll be legend in no time lol
Ok, I'm done with Arena. Last 4 decks: 3 were really shit and 1 a decent rogue. Decent, because I got 2 top tier cards, and one of them (Vilespine) NEVER showed up (4-3). Do I have to mention that everytime I played the 3/4 weapon, the opponent had Ooze? And, the other decks? Full of bottom tier cards, horrible decks, card by card.
Salty and tilted as fuck, I decided to play Pally, the king of Arena. What did I got? 0 Spikeridge Steeds and TONS of trash cards... bets cards were 2 Stonehills, that never discovered legendarys, only a Drake 1 time. I got fucking 0-3. First game against a shitty Shaman player, who finds lethal on his last card, second against a mage who had Blizzard, Skillstrike, Meteor, etc... and my last game was against another Pally, who had 2 Spikeridge Steeds and Tirion, 2 top tier weapons, and who knows what more he had in his deck. With that deck, that guy was 0-2. Un-fucking-believable.
This game mode is really trash right now. Just get lucky with your drafts with top tier cards and that will lead you to high wins. Saddest thing of all? Arena was pretty good some weeks ago, but obviously they had to throw that and make it more "fun" to shitty casual players.
Cubelock isn't the best deck in the game, it's pretty fucking good but definitely comes after odd and even paladins as well as spiteful druid. It takes a fair amount of skill to be good at cubelock so it's a natural deterrent to those with dull minds.
BREAKING: In a stunning turn of events, Blizzard has decided not to 'nerf' the top ranked Hearthstone deck as expected, and will instead be lowering the IQs of the people who play it.
"They were just too smart", remarks Ben Broderick, lead developer. "It was creating an imbalanced environment for everyone".
At press time, Warlock players were being surgically lobotomized piece by piece -- a lengthy process due to the massive size of their brains -- until they demonstrated an inability to count to 6 without succumbing to death, which Broderick assures us is an essential skill when piloting the deck.
Edit: was meant @ guy who spreading plague odd paladin
Yes it was me.i run 2 spreading plagues and a harrison in every druid deck i build because of warlocks and paladins. Lately even a faceless manipulator to steal a rin or a cube with double charge. Dont even care about silence anymore.
FUCK these motherfuckers and their need to bm and fucking nicely done your ass after they get a lucky draw.. go fuck yourself nicely done, you worthless terdsack fuck for brains. Fuck that shit, i wish you were here i would fuckin cock punch you so hard your fuckin grand pappy would feel that shit.. FUCK OFF
Honestly when you play I'd just squelch people instantly right at the start of the game. I started doing that and have found playing so much less triggering now.
5 minions on board,2 from malfurion 1/5,one lich king silenced with taunt from bonemare and a 1/2. the sone of a whore paladin played mc tech and stole my 12/10 saying thanks. I broke my keyboard.the amount of bullshit involved in this game is hilarious.
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Best quotes: "Casual is perfectly fine" "warlock is not overpowered" "Playing odd paladin just to test it"
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sure.Casual is now the new ladder without exceptions.FRONTPAGE NETDECKS+SPITEFUL DRUID+EVEN PALADINS+CUBE WARLOCKS.
fucking fix it please.
Best quotes:
"Casual is perfectly fine"
"warlock is not overpowered"
"Playing odd paladin just to test it"
I assume my opponent has an average penis size and deduct 1 inch for every dipshit emote they give out during the match... poor Ssoya with that tiny little 1 inch dick. Must be so hard to find it to stroke.
turn 4.odd paladin with full board of 1/1 plus argent squire said well played.
innervate+coin+spreading plague
well played for sure ebola retard.
Best quotes:
"Casual is perfectly fine"
"warlock is not overpowered"
"Playing odd paladin just to test it"
When you spend 100 gold on a Frozen Thrones pack fishing for a Shadowreaper Anduin or a Deathstalker Rexxar and you get a Thrall, Deathseer.
Cubelock making pathetic plays, winning because of one doomguard, against my 3 silences.
Shit, fuck and willy. Willy, shit and fuck and... tits.
Ok, I'm done with Arena. Last 4 decks: 3 were really shit and 1 a decent rogue. Decent, because I got 2 top tier cards, and one of them (Vilespine) NEVER showed up (4-3). Do I have to mention that everytime I played the 3/4 weapon, the opponent had Ooze? And, the other decks? Full of bottom tier cards, horrible decks, card by card.
Salty and tilted as fuck, I decided to play Pally, the king of Arena. What did I got? 0 Spikeridge Steeds and TONS of trash cards... bets cards were 2 Stonehills, that never discovered legendarys, only a Drake 1 time. I got fucking 0-3. First game against a shitty Shaman player, who finds lethal on his last card, second against a mage who had Blizzard, Skillstrike, Meteor, etc... and my last game was against another Pally, who had 2 Spikeridge Steeds and Tirion, 2 top tier weapons, and who knows what more he had in his deck. With that deck, that guy was 0-2. Un-fucking-believable.
This game mode is really trash right now. Just get lucky with your drafts with top tier cards and that will lead you to high wins. Saddest thing of all? Arena was pretty good some weeks ago, but obviously they had to throw that and make it more "fun" to shitty casual players.
retarded fucking spiteful druids ALWAYS get keleseth on 2 and spiteful summoner on 6.
such a retarded antifun deck, hope you fags that play it enjoy the nerfs in the coming month
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same fucking guy, i have double lightbomb on 6 and its still not enough.
edit: removing some stuff I should not have said.
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Lately even a faceless manipulator to steal a rin or a cube with double charge.
Dont even care about silence anymore.
Best quotes:
"Casual is perfectly fine"
"warlock is not overpowered"
"Playing odd paladin just to test it"
Whenever I have a Keleseth in my deck, it's always the last card I swear lmao.
Second time in three days, go to casual to do my "play X cards quest", first matchup is quest rogue.
Quest rogue needs to be deleted from the game. I don't like watching other people play solitaire.
5 minions on board,2 from malfurion 1/5,one lich king silenced with taunt from bonemare and a 1/2.
the sone of a whore paladin played mc tech and stole my 12/10 saying thanks.
I broke my keyboard.the amount of bullshit involved in this game is hilarious.
Best quotes:
"Casual is perfectly fine"
"warlock is not overpowered"
"Playing odd paladin just to test it"