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hs casual is super fun guys, such diversity.

you might die on turn 10, or sometimes die on turn 5!

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I play Cubelock. We've been the number one deck in Hearthstone for the past six months.  It's our God-given right to be able to twiddle our thumbs, fish for our combo pieces, erase our opponents' tempo and win. But there are one or two decks that don't let us do that, and that makes us SO MAD.

So we go to the salt thread and hate on those decks. But here's the important part: we leave out the part where we play Cubelock. After all, who would ever feel sympathy for people playing the best deck in the game?

Instead we simply say that they aren't "interactive" enough. That throws the scent off. It makes people think we might be playing some homebrew meme deck. Or at least something remotely interactive. 

Hopefully no one ever catches on because it's been nice being a part of this little support group.

 

 You probably wanted to say: Best broken deck*?if yes i agree.Because of players like you i run in every deck geist, 2 weapon removals and at least one silence if not 2.
Enjoy untill it lasts then you will probably go to even paladin.
i know perfectly players like you.

 Oh no dude that whole thing was sarcastic. I would never play Cubelock.

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I play Cubelock. We've been the number one deck in Hearthstone for the past six months.  It's our God-given right to be able to twiddle our thumbs, fish for our combo pieces, erase our opponents' tempo and win. But there are one or two decks that don't let us do that, and that makes us SO MAD.

So we go to the salt thread and hate on those decks. But here's the important part: we leave out the part where we play Cubelock. After all, who would ever feel sympathy for people playing the best deck in the game?

Instead we simply say that they aren't "interactive" enough. That throws the scent off. It makes people think we might be playing some homebrew meme deck. Or at least something remotely interactive. 

Hopefully no one ever catches on because it's been nice being a part of this little support group.

 

 You probably wanted to say: Best broken deck*?if yes i agree.Because of players like you i run in every deck geist, 2 weapon removals and at least one silence if not 2.
Enjoy untill it lasts then you will probably go to even paladin.
i know perfectly players like you.

 Oh no dude that whole thing was sarcastic. I would never play Cubelock.

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Like yesterday I went on the best ladder winstreak of my hearthstone career, 12. Not that impressive but my my usual average stats that is fucking incredible. I was drawing so well, opponents drew like shit. Today the game obviously realised it had glitched so "readjustment" kicked in and I drew baku in mulligan or 1st draw 3 in a row, matched up against 5 control priest in 13 games. (Who coincidentally ALL had duskbreaker exactly when they needed it, or the 5/4 rush dude, and also face mage / hunter where I was always second, and they always drew the nuts while I drew baku and vilespines. Go figure.. game is rigged and stops you winning too much.

Like I get that my hard counter / auto concede is priest, that's cool. But when they account for <10% of the population (according to VS @ R3) and I meet 5/13, something seems a little fishy.

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IDK if you're just trolling me but it seems blatent that matchmaking is fixed. Like when you queue a certain deck you will only meet certain other decks. Like I have said before, I played spell hunter for around 80-100 games at the end of last season, mostly for fun. I didn't meet one single baku warrior or jaina mage. I switch to control priest to try it out and within 20 games I see 3 jaina mage and 2 baku warrior and many many hadronax druid. Funnily enough they ALL counter me pretty hard as they have easy ways to deal with alex / MB combo. (Armour, lifesteals).

I mean yea, that's a tiny sample size but it happens all the time. This is why you should be able to ban an archetype you don't want to face, to stop blatently inbalanced matches many times in a row, or unusually high occurrence rates.

good job drawing fucking flawlessly and drawing your entire combo in 7 turns.   so fucking good at hearthstone and im juta  piece oof shti that shoudl kill himself]

good job guyys

you mnade mea wantto end it

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IDK if you're just trolling me but it seems blatent that matchmaking is fixed. Like when you queue a certain deck you will only meet certain other decks. Like I have said before, I played spell hunter for around 80-100 games at the end of last season, mostly for fun. I didn't meet one single baku warrior or jaina mage. I switch to control priest to try it out and within 20 games I see 3 jaina mage and 2 baku warrior and many many hadronax druid. Funnily enough they ALL counter me pretty hard as they have easy ways to deal with alex / MB combo. (Armour, lifesteals).

I mean yea, that's a tiny sample size but it happens all the time. This is why you should be able to ban an archetype you don't want to face, to stop blatently inbalanced matches many times in a row, or unusually high occurrence rates.

how about this

i put 2 weapons and 28 cards that say "draw your goddamned weapon just fucking ONCE in a casual game"

think ill draw my weapon?

Trade?whats that?

piece of shit faggots at 7 am in casual with full gold tier 1 and frontpage netdecks.Guess how many games i have to concede for not seeing some bs.
Fucking end your life and go under a car.

What the fuck is wrong with those EU servers??? I fucking lost 2 games already rank 4 because of disconnection! Those are wins are freaking tough to get and this dc shit is pissing me off! !!!

Finally after 4 + years of playing Hearthstone and unknown amounts of dollars spent on expansions after expansion , I have finally achieved level 60 on all my heroes. And what do I get? Nada! Thanks Hearthstone. I’ve never made it to legend. I’ve only got one hero to golden. And now I’ve finally accomplished something and not a effing thing. WOW! C’mon maybe a free pack of cards? A little fanfare? Some animated confetti graphics? Maybe an acknowledgement of reaching level 60 on all your heroes? Nothing. Sad.

How the fuck does every control mage I encounter has Jaina on 8 (with coin) or 9????!!!!! I'm not exaggerating btw. Before the rotation I played a lot of big spell mage and there were so many times when Jaina was at the bottom of my deck, it was driving me insane. And now it's like the game is spitting in my face saying: "That's how you draw your dk kek" 

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What the fuck is wrong with those EU servers??? I fucking lost 2 games already rank 4 because of disconnection! Those are wins are freaking tough to get and this dc shit is pissing me off! !!!

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How the fuck does every control mage I encounter has Jaina on 8 (with coin) or 9????!!!!! I'm not exaggerating btw. Before the rotation I played a lot of big spell mage and there were so many times when Jaina was at the bottom of my deck, it was driving me insane. And now it's like the game is spitting in my face saying: "That's how you draw your dk kek" 

I've actually had it with motherfucking Cubelocks. If you play Cubelock I can only hope you don't ruin other games you play like you do with Hearthstone. Fuck you. Shrivel up and die you worthless piece of shit.

I'm salty because I have no HS friends and I've been keeping my "watch freind win a match" (pack reward) and "challenge a freind" (80g rewrd for both) quests forever and the weekend is coming and I need quest slots.

So please add me Tripleight #2538

I cant beat warlock.... seriously.... just trying to burn them fast with mage and it's impossible. It's not even a 50-50 thing. I just lose EVERY TIME. they are healing for billions, and it's not even like they are paying for it with mana or tempo or something.... it's just an extra next to combo-ing out 9 mana taunts and duplicating them, or removing board. You basically need to dodge 2/3 of their deck to have any chance of beating them. The fact that they can actually keep guldan, a 10 mana card, in their opening against agro cuz they will just simply survive. If you manage to aggro down a warlock you are extremely lucky and they extremely unlucky.... this is your win...

funny how every other blizzard game gets balanced, or at least they try kind of often enough. this bullshit garbage game I guess doesnt have those blizzard resources to make it not TOTAL GARBAGE.

POTANGINA TALO NANAMAN POCHA !

Keleseth on 2, spiteful on 6, Keleseth on 2, spiteful on 6, Keleseth on 2, spiteful on 6, Keleseth on 2, spiteful on 6, Keleseth on 2, spiteful on 6.

What a skill. Fuck yourselves with a chair leg, spiteful players.