Over 140 Monsters killed with Toki - gets finally to Infinite Toki - 4 rounds later- Mega Windfury!!!!! Fck this Game so hard!!!!
dang that sounds frustrating. idk why they make it 10 wins for the quest reward either, when there are 8 bosses. was bliz in a drunken stupor when they made this xpac?
Toki is the only boss I beat the first try. For some reason she did not ONCE use her hero power (mega WF) on any of her minions. Perhaps a bug or perhaps because I had the 5 mana minion treasure and kept dropping big boys after turn 5.
Cubelock... fucking cunt at least have the balls to take it to ladder. Wtf are you doing in casual? All the fucking cards, golden hero. Fucking asshat.
Even Paladin ... fucking boring cunt - get back onto ladder or just keep fiddling with your 7 yo "girlfriend". AALL the even Paladins have had a turn with her. You don't want to miss out.
i just despise Cubelock, spiteful Druid, and even Paladin sooooo much, rather hang out with literal shit then those boring sad cunts.
That moment when a guy playing Even Paladin in casual adds you afterwards and starts talking shit because your Blackhowl Gunspire into Carnivorous Cube into Faceless Manipulator into 4 Gunspires into Warpath combo actually came off. For the first time ever.
He killed off both cubes, leaving me with 4 Gunspires out. Watching all that damage fly at him and his minions from them was beautiful. Shame that Hearthstone is where it's at right now with all the little cry babies who feel the need to send abuse after..
Another sad boring pathetic lame unoriginal dipshit drooling cunt in casual playing the same deck all the other sad boring pathetic lame unoriginal cunts are playing--aggro/buff Paladin.
I mean I'd remind him that his rank means NOTHING if he's running Paladin Cubelock or spiteful Druid, except that this sad little fuck is too much of a pussy to even take that sewage onto ladder with all the other sad cases.
That moment when a guy playing Even Paladin in casual adds you afterwards and starts talking shit because your Blackhowl Gunspire into Carnivorous Cube into Faceless Manipulator into 4 Gunspires into Warpath combo actually came off. For the first time ever.
He killed off both cubes, leaving me with 4 Gunspires out. Watching all that damage fly at him and his minions from them was beautiful. Shame that Hearthstone is where it's at right now with all the little cry babies who feel the need to send abuse after..
You can't just say that and not post the decklist anywhere, you know ;P
Can find it on here (or one similar because I didn't have all the cards) - it was a theory craft but it is so much fun to play when it comes off .. which is about 1 in 15 battles :D
how the fuck that every deck i build from zero with new ideas i always got abused hard with every topdeck and counter possible? This is fucking worse then the matchmaking on ladder jesus christ
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Best quotes: "Casual is perfectly fine" "warlock is not overpowered" "Playing odd paladin just to test it"
Playing Control Mage against a Cubelock. I had a good opening, I countered his Mountain Giant on turn 4, destroyed his weapon, polymorphed his Doomguard and was sitting at full HP until late game. I still lost, though, I couldn't compete against the DK hero without having mine...I had 5 cards left in my deck, one of them was Jaina...feels bad.
It's crazy how 80% of people don't deserve their golden hero. The majority of players manage to have it by spamming the same class indefinitely no matter if they have a good winrate or no since even with a winrate of 30% they will eventually have the 500 wins. I just beat a golden warlock just before rank 5 who was playing so bad, the guy litterally played all his heals before i play alexstraza while he was above 20 pv (and i don't talk about the other mistakes). The guy just gave me the victory in the hands
It's crazy how 80% of people don't deserve their golden hero. The majority of players manage to have it by spamming the same class indefinitely no matter if they have a good winrate or no since even with a winrate of 30% they will eventually have the 500 wins. I just beat a golden warlock just before rank 5 who was playing so bad, the guy litterally played all his heals before i play alexstraza while he was above 20 pv (and i don't talk about the other mistakes). The guy just gave me the victory in the hands
Well, I used to say the same thing about the legend cardback. People who spam paladin don't deserve that either. But then I realised that they do deserve it, it just doesn't mean anything anymore. The same thing counts for golden heroes. The ONLY thing a golden hero says is that you've won 500 games with a class. It says nothing about your actual experience with the class or your skill level.
Hadronax druids are my new least favourite deck today. Meeting so many on ladder.. it's not even that I play aggro decks but damn who the fuck wants to fight through walls and walls of taunt. The concept is so fucking ********, with N'zoth it was fun because deathrattle mechanics were actually good. With this deck though it's just huge hp minions. Also branching paths can go fuck itself. That card is so dumb and annoying too. Sure play hadronax and have endless taunt.. but you fucking retards pick 12/12 armour every time. Noob trash. So as if fighting through all the taunts wasn't bad enough you guys all got like 20 armour+ on top of hp pool to get through.
on that note armour strats are so dead and boring and fuck you and your family to anyone who plays this dumb shit hadronax or baku warrior. The decks are mindless and boring to play, to play against they are so depressing it makes me want to jump out of my 4th floor window. Just stop with that ******** shit.
Mind if I ask what rank you're at hitting all these druids? :( Playing odd paladin cause I didn't have much dust to work with to afford much, and I am queueing into control priest / cube lock literally 3 out of 4 games at rank ~9. Makes me want to just slam my head against the desk and not even play ranked. There's been quite a heavy influx of control priest in the last few days. So basically in 3 out of 5 of the ranked games I play, I automatically lose.. it's just great. : ) (And can maybe beat a cube lock here and there maybe one out of 5 games or so where I luck out and they don't draw more than 1 removal spell and I can zerg them down by turn 8). But majority of the time they have 2 defiles and at least 1 hellfire drawn by that time.
Taunt druid really isn't that good of a matchup. I've played taunt druid from rank 8 to 3 (I know, I know, shoot me) and I feel decent against paladin. Sometimes I can quickly ramp up to primordial, swipes and wraths come in handy, tar creepers etc. The result is draw dependent though.
It's crazy how 80% of people don't deserve their golden hero. The majority of players manage to have it by spamming the same class indefinitely no matter if they have a good winrate or no since even with a winrate of 30% they will eventually have the 500 wins. I just beat a golden warlock just before rank 5 who was playing so bad, the guy litterally played all his heals before i play alexstraza while he was above 20 pv (and i don't talk about the other mistakes). The guy just gave me the victory in the hands
How the fck in the world he can know you have alexstraza????
It's crazy how 80% of people don't deserve their golden hero. The majority of players manage to have it by spamming the same class indefinitely no matter if they have a good winrate or no since even with a winrate of 30% they will eventually have the 500 wins. I just beat a golden warlock just before rank 5 who was playing so bad, the guy litterally played all his heals before i play alexstraza while he was above 20 pv (and i don't talk about the other mistakes). The guy just gave me the victory in the hands
How the fck in the world he can know you have alexstraza????
spiteful has been in the game for about 5 months now, but apparently blizzard still doesn't have enough match info to support that this card is fucking broken.
It looks like murloc paladin is on the rise once again. How does this archetype even make sense lore-wise? Give me a name of a single paladin in Warcraft universe who was known for commanding an army of fish people. Heroes of Warcraft my ass.
So much effort from Blizzard to bring new archetypes to the game with Odd and Even, yet old shitdecks are alive and as strong as before.
Playing Control Mage against a Cubelock. I had a good opening, I countered his Mountain Giant on turn 4, destroyed his weapon, polymorphed his Doomguard and was sitting at full HP until late game. I still lost, though, I couldn't compete against the DK hero without having mine...I had 5 cards left in my deck, one of them was Jaina...feels bad.
Perfectly countering 3-4 things they do isn't enough to beat cube lock if they draw decent.. If you can't zerg them down with an agro deck by turn 5-6 (while getting 3-4 board clears in a row thrown at you), you instead have to perfectly counter 5-6 things they do in order to stand a chance. Great, isn't it? I hope they murder that fucking archtype into the ground next balance patch and issue 24 hour temp bans to anyone with account history of playing ranked with it.. It's literally 100x more aids than handlock was.
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Cubelock... fucking cunt at least have the balls to take it to ladder. Wtf are you doing in casual? All the fucking cards, golden hero. Fucking asshat.
Even Paladin ... fucking boring cunt - get back onto ladder or just keep fiddling with your 7 yo "girlfriend". AALL the even Paladins have had a turn with her. You don't want to miss out.
i just despise Cubelock, spiteful Druid, and even Paladin sooooo much, rather hang out with literal shit then those boring sad cunts.
That moment when a guy playing Even Paladin in casual adds you afterwards and starts talking shit because your Blackhowl Gunspire into Carnivorous Cube into Faceless Manipulator into 4 Gunspires into Warpath combo actually came off. For the first time ever.
He killed off both cubes, leaving me with 4 Gunspires out. Watching all that damage fly at him and his minions from them was beautiful. Shame that Hearthstone is where it's at right now with all the little cry babies who feel the need to send abuse after..
Another sad boring pathetic lame unoriginal dipshit drooling cunt in casual playing the same deck all the other sad boring pathetic lame unoriginal cunts are playing--aggro/buff Paladin.
I mean I'd remind him that his rank means NOTHING if he's running Paladin Cubelock or spiteful Druid, except that this sad little fuck is too much of a pussy to even take that sewage onto ladder with all the other sad cases.
Seriously - just fuck off.
Why the fuck is Jaina always at the bottom of my deck? Every single time.
how the fuck that every deck i build from zero with new ideas i always got abused hard with every topdeck and counter possible?
This is fucking worse then the matchmaking on ladder jesus christ
Best quotes:
"Casual is perfectly fine"
"warlock is not overpowered"
"Playing odd paladin just to test it"
Me: I hate druid, I always lose to them no matter what we both play.
Blizzard: Really, well, then we'll match you with several druids in a row.
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Playing Control Mage against a Cubelock. I had a good opening, I countered his Mountain Giant on turn 4, destroyed his weapon, polymorphed his Doomguard and was sitting at full HP until late game. I still lost, though, I couldn't compete against the DK hero without having mine...I had 5 cards left in my deck, one of them was Jaina...feels bad.
It's crazy how 80% of people don't deserve their golden hero. The majority of players manage to have it by spamming the same class indefinitely no matter if they have a good winrate or no since even with a winrate of 30% they will eventually have the 500 wins. I just beat a golden warlock just before rank 5 who was playing so bad, the guy litterally played all his heals before i play alexstraza while he was above 20 pv (and i don't talk about the other mistakes). The guy just gave me the victory in the hands
Fuck cubelock
Fuck cubelock
spiteful has been in the game for about 5 months now, but apparently blizzard still doesn't have enough match info to support that this card is fucking broken.
what a fucking joke
i dont believe it's possible for my account to win in casual anymore.
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it actually makes a lot of sense that i lose every game in casual.
perfect play with a strong deck = lose. bad play with an aggro deck = win.
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It looks like murloc paladin is on the rise once again. How does this archetype even make sense lore-wise? Give me a name of a single paladin in Warcraft universe who was known for commanding an army of fish people. Heroes of Warcraft my ass.
So much effort from Blizzard to bring new archetypes to the game with Odd and Even, yet old shitdecks are alive and as strong as before.