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Over 140 Monsters killed with Toki - gets finally to Infinite Toki - 4 rounds later- Mega Windfury!!!!! Fck this Game so hard!!!!

 

 dang that sounds frustrating. idk why they make it 10 wins for the quest reward either, when there are 8 bosses. was bliz in a drunken stupor when they made this xpac?

Trying out some homebrew decks in casual... 

I meet:

Cubelock... fucking cunt at least have the balls to take it to ladder. Wtf are you doing in casual? All the fucking cards, golden hero. Fucking asshat.

Even Paladin ... fucking boring cunt - get back onto ladder or just keep fiddling with your 7 yo "girlfriend". AALL the even Paladins have had a turn with her. You don't want to miss out.

i just despise Cubelock, spiteful Druid, and even Paladin sooooo much, rather hang out with literal shit then those boring sad cunts.

That moment when a guy playing Even Paladin in casual adds you afterwards and starts talking shit because your Blackhowl Gunspire into Carnivorous Cube into Faceless Manipulator into 4 Gunspires into Warpath combo actually came off. For the first time ever. 

He killed off both cubes, leaving me with 4 Gunspires out. Watching all that damage fly at him and his minions from them was beautiful. Shame that Hearthstone is where it's at right now with all the little cry babies who feel the need to send abuse after..

Another sad boring pathetic lame unoriginal dipshit drooling cunt in casual playing the same deck all the other sad boring pathetic lame unoriginal cunts are playing--aggro/buff Paladin.

I mean I'd remind him that his rank means NOTHING if he's running Paladin Cubelock or spiteful Druid, except that this sad little fuck is too much of a pussy to even take that sewage onto ladder with all the other sad cases.

Seriously - just fuck off.  

Why the fuck is Jaina always at the bottom of my deck? Every single time.

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That moment when a guy playing Even Paladin in casual adds you afterwards and starts talking shit because your Blackhowl Gunspire into Carnivorous Cube into Faceless Manipulator into 4 Gunspires into Warpath combo actually came off. For the first time ever. 

He killed off both cubes, leaving me with 4 Gunspires out. Watching all that damage fly at him and his minions from them was beautiful. Shame that Hearthstone is where it's at right now with all the little cry babies who feel the need to send abuse after..

 You can't just say that and not post the decklist anywhere, you know ;P

how the fuck that every deck i build from zero with new ideas i always got abused hard with every topdeck and counter possible?
This is fucking worse then the matchmaking on ladder jesus christ

Me: I hate druid, I always lose to them no matter what we both play.

Blizzard: Really, well, then we'll match you with several druids in a row.

Playing Control Mage against a Cubelock. I had a good opening, I countered his Mountain Giant on turn 4, destroyed his weapon, polymorphed his Doomguard and was sitting at full HP until late game. I still lost, though, I couldn't compete against the DK hero without having mine...I had 5 cards left in my deck, one of them was Jaina...feels bad.

It's crazy how 80% of people don't deserve their golden hero. The majority of players manage to have it by spamming the same class indefinitely no matter if they have a good winrate or no since even with a winrate of 30% they will eventually have the 500 wins. I just beat a golden warlock just before rank 5 who was playing so bad, the guy litterally played all his heals before i play alexstraza while he was above 20 pv (and i don't talk about the other mistakes). The guy just gave me the victory in the hands

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It's crazy how 80% of people don't deserve their golden hero. The majority of players manage to have it by spamming the same class indefinitely no matter if they have a good winrate or no since even with a winrate of 30% they will eventually have the 500 wins. I just beat a golden warlock just before rank 5 who was playing so bad, the guy litterally played all his heals before i play alexstraza while he was above 20 pv (and i don't talk about the other mistakes). The guy just gave me the victory in the hands

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Hadronax druids are my new least favourite deck today. Meeting so many on ladder.. it's not even that I play aggro decks but damn who the fuck wants to fight through walls and walls of taunt. The concept is so fucking ********, with N'zoth it was fun because deathrattle mechanics were actually good. With this deck though it's just huge hp minions. Also branching paths can go fuck itself. That card is so dumb and annoying too. Sure play hadronax and have endless taunt.. but you fucking retards pick 12/12 armour every time. Noob trash. So as if fighting through all the taunts wasn't bad enough you guys all got like 20 armour+ on top of hp pool to get through.

on that note armour strats are so dead and boring and fuck you and your family to anyone who plays this dumb shit hadronax or baku warrior. The decks are mindless and boring to play, to play against they are so depressing it makes me want to jump out of my 4th floor window. Just stop with that ******** shit.

 

Mind if I ask what rank you're at hitting all these druids? :( Playing odd paladin cause I didn't have much dust to work with to afford much, and I am queueing into control priest / cube lock literally 3 out of 4 games at rank ~9. Makes me want to just slam my head against the desk and not even play ranked. There's been quite a heavy influx of control priest in the last few days. So basically in 3 out of 5 of the ranked games I play, I automatically lose.. it's just great. : ) (And can maybe beat a cube lock here and there maybe one out of 5 games or so where I luck out and they don't draw more than 1 removal spell and I can zerg them down by turn 8). But majority of the time they have 2 defiles and at least 1 hellfire drawn by that time.

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It's crazy how 80% of people don't deserve their golden hero. The majority of players manage to have it by spamming the same class indefinitely no matter if they have a good winrate or no since even with a winrate of 30% they will eventually have the 500 wins. I just beat a golden warlock just before rank 5 who was playing so bad, the guy litterally played all his heals before i play alexstraza while he was above 20 pv (and i don't talk about the other mistakes). The guy just gave me the victory in the hands

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It's crazy how 80% of people don't deserve their golden hero. The majority of players manage to have it by spamming the same class indefinitely no matter if they have a good winrate or no since even with a winrate of 30% they will eventually have the 500 wins. I just beat a golden warlock just before rank 5 who was playing so bad, the guy litterally played all his heals before i play alexstraza while he was above 20 pv (and i don't talk about the other mistakes). The guy just gave me the victory in the hands

 

 How the fck in the world he can know you have alexstraza????

spiteful has been in the game for about 5 months now, but apparently blizzard still doesn't have enough match info to support that this card is fucking broken.

what a fucking joke

i dont believe it's possible for my account to win in casual anymore. 

it actually makes a lot of sense that i lose every game in casual. 

perfect play with a strong deck = lose.   bad play with an aggro deck = win. 

It looks like murloc paladin is on the rise once again. How does this archetype even make sense lore-wise? Give me a name of a single paladin in Warcraft universe who was known for commanding an army of fish people. Heroes of Warcraft my ass.

So much effort from Blizzard to bring new archetypes to the game with Odd and Even, yet old shitdecks are alive and as strong as before.

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Playing Control Mage against a Cubelock. I had a good opening, I countered his Mountain Giant on turn 4, destroyed his weapon, polymorphed his Doomguard and was sitting at full HP until late game. I still lost, though, I couldn't compete against the DK hero without having mine...I had 5 cards left in my deck, one of them was Jaina...feels bad.