Hearthpwn

Cancer meta with cancer players.
Fuck it.

What's the best tier 1 copy pasted internet deck that is not fun to play at all but makes players want to uninstall their life, that I can play in casual?

Fuck everyone.  I hate you all. 

 man.. I love this thread! Every time i'm really mad and salty i come here and i feel better :D 

fuck off to all the cancer players abusing emotes while winning because of topdecks and luck.fucking die irl.

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and dont be so salty for losing against meta cards just see what works and what doesnt 

Quote from Deadlyfeet850 >>

and dont be so salty for losing against meta cards just see what works and what doesnt 

Quest Rogue makes Cubelock look fair. I would say pls fix but we all know Blizz doesn't bother balancing Hearthstone.

Three consecutive losses against a Cube Warlock as an Odd Rogue, a deck type that is favored against it.

Mage goes first - topdecks apprentice on turn 1 and plays wyrm. on turn 2 topdecks mirror image and plays after apprentice, followed by spells in the next few turns. i'm not downplaying my opponent but i'm telling you this game has fuckall to do with skill if you draw perfectly. 0-3 start to the evening, amazing draw and luck.hello darkness my old friend

It's so easy to understand who will win any given match beforehand, just by looking at how all the effects that are pretty match out of your countrol, i.e. card draw, rng, are one sided. It's not 50/50 and it's not even 60/40. it's gotten to the point where it's something like 90/10; either you draw perfect on curve, nearly perfect rng, or you get shitfaced and your opponent gets everything.

How the hell is anyone supposed to climp the ladder in the game's current state? I honestly believe that 1 month is not enough to grind from rank 20 to legend.

motherfucker summoned about 14 eggs by turn 10.  i cleared the board every turn.  turn 10 nzoth.  cleared the board.

still not enough.

must be fucking nice to have card draw win you the game.  

I AM DONE TRYING TO PLAY WELL AND BUILD GOOD DECKS. THIS GODDAMNED GAME REWARDS BAD PLAY AND COPY PASTED INTERNET DECKS.  GOOD PLAY IS NOT REWARDED AND TRYING TO CLAIM OTHERWISE IS PURE UNADULTERED WILLFUL IGNORANCE. 

you should be proud to lose to an egg deck

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you should be proud to lose to an egg deck

Fill your board with fucking gnomes for 4 are you fucking kidding me? You just gotta love cards with zero counterplay, so fun and interactive. I somehow survived it and he played another copy, plus his hero power is assasinate for 2.

I know I shouldn't be salty over a Special Snowflake deck I encountered on the ladder but how the hell are you supposed to prepare/adapt for a deck that doesn't make any sense at all?!? Got matched against a Hunter who played the following:

Secrets (Dual copies of Snipe and Freezing is what I saw). Lesser Emerald Spellstone, C'Thun's Chosen. Twilight Elder. C'Thun. Lich King. Sludge Belcher. N'Zoth. Bog Creeper. Deathstalker Rexxar. Yogg. Candleshot. Antique Healbot. Dual copies of Hunting Mastiff. Dual copies of Dire Frenzy (Which were used on busted creations from Deathstalker Rexxar.

Made it through all of the mentioned items above but I realized my resources were running out and a win wasn't in the cards for me. I ended up conceding but WTF?!?

Is it possible for odd paladin to lose going first? They just vomit on the board until the game is over.

4th God Tier meta deck in a row in casual while trying to complete 1 win with hunter quest.  Thanks assholes. Go fuck yourselves. 

The fact that the Monster Hunt quests require 10 wins bothers me. Yeah, I know it's really only a problem if you complete a run on your first try and this probably comes across as a humblebrag, but seriously . . . why isn't it 8 wins? Why, if you do finish a run on the first go, do you then have to start a new run with the same character just for 2 more wins instead of trying a new character? It's like they want to punish you for playing well/getting lucky. It seems counter-intuitive to me and just plain annoying because it feels bad to end a fresh run after you get those 2 final wins or to reluctantly finish it when you'd rather be trying a new character. I don't get it.

Dear Blizzard,

1. Please hide my opponents lame names.

2. Please auto squelch.

3. Please don't show me what cards they scroll over or if they are emoting.

Thx, would make your game 1000% better.

What started with a bizarre Hunter matchup 30 minutes ago then saw me matched up against a Mill Rogue (Fun & Interactive) and then some garbage Lorewalker Cho Priest. They managed to make several copies of Cho and then proceed to fill my hand with spells that caused me to mill all my Win Conditions. After 4 turns of watching all my Win Conditions get milled I closed the client. This was all on Ranked ladder and after those 3 loses, I'm done with HS for a few days.